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Eli 🍉🐍🦃
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Happy are the beloved and the lovers and those who can live without love
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Real life archeologist 🤠
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Genderfluid Knight, pronouns Ser/Commander
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Broke three toes, at work, I had to fight with people to be allowed to work from home

My siblings think I should've taken the leave, but I've depression, I need structure y'all
December 1, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Me, checking the woods after the rain: I'm sure nothing bad will happen

Me, returning to my cabin covered in mud and pine needles: well, that happened
November 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Sense of humor, on point:
November 20, 2025 at 8:45 AM
I'm about to run away to the forest for my birthday...

Argentinian friend: I'm not surprised, I hope you have fun

Me: really?

AF: yes, you're Scorpio through and through, it's either a small gathering or spending the time by yourself. Have fun, bring me a souvenir

Me: you really get me 🥹
November 20, 2025 at 7:16 AM
When you finish showering, are in nice fresh clothes, and your body decides to recreate a murder scene 😒
I organized a trip for my birthday, cause it's a long holiday, and I have vacation days left to use

But, the red tides loomed on the horizon... I have never been more happy to have my period y'all 🤣🤣
November 19, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I organized a trip for my birthday, cause it's a long holiday, and I have vacation days left to use

But, the red tides loomed on the horizon... I have never been more happy to have my period y'all 🤣🤣
November 18, 2025 at 6:44 PM
This is actually really cool
November 18, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Problem is replicated on several sites, so I know it's not you, you already work hard enough
[update] Identified: We are aware of intermittent errors accessing #AO3, #Fanlore, and the OTW website. This is not a problem with our services directly, but with Cloudflare so we are unable to fix it. We encourage you to follow Cloudflare's status page (http://cloudflar...
Cloudflare Intermittent Errors and Downtime
We are aware of intermittent errors accessing #AO3, #Fanlore, and the OTW website. This is not a problem with our services directly, but with Cloudflare so we are unable to fix it. We encourage you to follow Cloudflare's status page (http://cloudflar...
stspg.io
November 18, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Can someone explain to me how, while living in a different hemisphere from my mom's, do I get in trouble for the airline changing her seats?

(x-posted to Twitter)
November 17, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Does anyone ever check how many words in a fanfiction and goes "175,152 words? Some light reading before sleep"

It's a whole book! We read whole books about our favorite characters every day!

Fanfiction writers and AO3, the only reason my sanity is intact
November 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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"'They’re spending more money than I would even tax them,' [Mamdani] said in an interview with MSNBC last week."

This is the message. Make it clear that these billionaires aren't just worried about losing money. They're worried about losing the ability to exchange their money for power.
November 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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It's cool how we keep proving over and over and over again that there's a significant market for narrative-heavy, character-driven, single-player experiences in video games and publishers just categorically refuse to believe us
November 4, 2025 at 1:57 PM
"Why there's no Nahida?"

Because Nahida was trapped most of the time and is a baby, she gets a pass
November 6, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Here are the Top 5 Dogs of October!
November 3, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Same for diapers!!
November 4, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Dale!
November 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Dolly Parton releases “9 to 5” 45 yrs ago today.

“I knew what it was like to be a working woman trying to make a decent living, trying to be taken seriously. .. I wanted a song that sounded playful on the surface but spoke to that frustration .. A song about women .. saying, ‘We deserve better.’”
November 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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hey bub, why don’t you make like a tree and grow deep, stable roots that’ll nourish and sustain you for years to come
November 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Tis the season 🎅🎄
#art #sharks
November 2, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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i think about this often
November 1, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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The latest changes on #AO3 include more preparations for internationalizing emails, overhauled Assignments pages for gift exchange participants, and improved redirects when logging in and out. Check out our release notes for full details on all changes!
Releases 0.9.433 - 0.9.439: Change Log | Archive of Our Own
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
ao3-news.org
November 1, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I don't need more knives, I want this knife though
October 30, 2025 at 5:42 PM
My biggest fear has always been an AI apocalypse, but after seeing AI I think we're safe

So number 2 has been bumped, Yellowstone caldera
October 28, 2025 at 2:43 PM