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Darke
@darkehound.bsky.social
Yeen/Wolf [30] - Married 💍 - Dream machine costumes Fursuiter🪡 Licensed Contractor 🔨 I think cars are really cool too!
Xterra? Frontier? Avalanche?
90s-2000 Silverado 1500? 90s 2000 Suburban?

I cant decide 🥲
February 17, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Doggy camping
February 15, 2026 at 1:07 PM
I love getting drunk and grilling in my Lanai

Fuck!!
February 7, 2026 at 2:34 AM
I love going to Discount Retail stores and buying ridiculous house decorations :)
February 3, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Another silly week

Where I sit in my silly little office
In silly Sarasota

And make silly sketches
On silly Xactimate
And enter Silly line items
Reading silly engineering diagrams
And make silly inspections on silly projects
February 2, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Manifesting my Apartment in Greensboro NC flooded today in the 8⁰ weather cause the fire sprinkler and plumbing broke so I don't have to go back and deal with it in 3 weeks :)
February 2, 2026 at 11:01 AM
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get it right
January 31, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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boss man hired a new guy at work named "kitchen", say's he pretty good at trim. He caught me looking and gave me a weird look, then asked if there was anything at my house he could fix later.... maybe. #FursuitFriday
January 16, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Theres 2 Cellar spiders in my house. They are allowed to stay because they stay in their corners and activity keep the mosquitoes and other things that get in at bay

Shout out to Harold and Radcliffe 😎 (thats what I named them)
January 30, 2026 at 11:10 AM
Tampa

Zoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

With @beastlybaked.bsky.social 😍
January 24, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Soon(tm)

To

Functional Volkswagen maintenance and repair shop.

Beers chugged, swear words invented, blood stains on the concrete.
January 24, 2026 at 3:14 AM
I don't..

Think they thought this one through..
January 22, 2026 at 12:07 AM
I have yard work tomorrow and im so fucking hyped up for it
January 17, 2026 at 4:10 AM
I have neighborhood Armadillo's

Neat
January 14, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Needing my Palm trees trimmed and wiping sand off my hood on my commute home are two problems I didnt think id ever have lol

And Iove it.

Also we are slowly accruing goofy lawn ornaments
January 13, 2026 at 11:50 PM
I love my new job already.

Its so relaxed. Everyone is chill.

I even get to teach them how to use Xactimate mobile
January 13, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Oh shoot. Its been a wild 3 days.

Spent Saturday 6am-9pm transporting my entire life to Punta Gorda Florida!

Closer to family and a new job as a Project Manager.

Me and @beastlybaked.bsky.social have a little of settling in to do to this week!
January 12, 2026 at 10:49 AM
Farewell Dewalt tools

You served me well 🫡
January 8, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Being petty because im quitting and moving out of state and trying to make my last 4 days hard is not the route I thought they were gonna take but go off lmao
January 5, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Woah im 30 today

🫡🎂
January 3, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Me too
January 1, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Im late on this

But!

A Place in Sarasota FL hired me as a Estimator/Project Manager!!

I move down in 2 weeks!
December 31, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I am a MK7 Golf

And I am low on washer fluid

But also its 39⁰ outside
December 30, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Commm onnnnn place in Florida I applied to

Give me that phone call today
December 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
find it hilarious when I get shit or poked fun at for using hand sanitizer at work, wiping my steering wheel and interior of my service vehicle down.

This comes from the guys who shove a ham sandwich down their gullet after taking a piss not washing their hands and we just finished sucking up shit
December 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM