Darke
@darkehound.bsky.social
Yeen/Wolf [30] - Married 💍 - Dream machine costumes Fursuiter🪡 Licensed Contractor 🔨 I think cars are really cool too!
I have neighborhood Armadillo's
Neat
Neat
January 14, 2026 at 4:24 PM
I have neighborhood Armadillo's
Neat
Neat
Needing my Palm trees trimmed and wiping sand off my hood on my commute home are two problems I didnt think id ever have lol
And Iove it.
Also we are slowly accruing goofy lawn ornaments
And Iove it.
Also we are slowly accruing goofy lawn ornaments
January 13, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Needing my Palm trees trimmed and wiping sand off my hood on my commute home are two problems I didnt think id ever have lol
And Iove it.
Also we are slowly accruing goofy lawn ornaments
And Iove it.
Also we are slowly accruing goofy lawn ornaments
I love my new job already.
Its so relaxed. Everyone is chill.
I even get to teach them how to use Xactimate mobile
Its so relaxed. Everyone is chill.
I even get to teach them how to use Xactimate mobile
January 13, 2026 at 1:51 AM
I love my new job already.
Its so relaxed. Everyone is chill.
I even get to teach them how to use Xactimate mobile
Its so relaxed. Everyone is chill.
I even get to teach them how to use Xactimate mobile
Oh shoot. Its been a wild 3 days.
Spent Saturday 6am-9pm transporting my entire life to Punta Gorda Florida!
Closer to family and a new job as a Project Manager.
Me and @beastlybaked.bsky.social have a little of settling in to do to this week!
Spent Saturday 6am-9pm transporting my entire life to Punta Gorda Florida!
Closer to family and a new job as a Project Manager.
Me and @beastlybaked.bsky.social have a little of settling in to do to this week!
January 12, 2026 at 10:49 AM
Oh shoot. Its been a wild 3 days.
Spent Saturday 6am-9pm transporting my entire life to Punta Gorda Florida!
Closer to family and a new job as a Project Manager.
Me and @beastlybaked.bsky.social have a little of settling in to do to this week!
Spent Saturday 6am-9pm transporting my entire life to Punta Gorda Florida!
Closer to family and a new job as a Project Manager.
Me and @beastlybaked.bsky.social have a little of settling in to do to this week!
Farewell Dewalt tools
You served me well 🫡
You served me well 🫡
January 8, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Farewell Dewalt tools
You served me well 🫡
You served me well 🫡
Being petty because im quitting and moving out of state and trying to make my last 4 days hard is not the route I thought they were gonna take but go off lmao
January 5, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Being petty because im quitting and moving out of state and trying to make my last 4 days hard is not the route I thought they were gonna take but go off lmao
Im late on this
But!
A Place in Sarasota FL hired me as a Estimator/Project Manager!!
I move down in 2 weeks!
But!
A Place in Sarasota FL hired me as a Estimator/Project Manager!!
I move down in 2 weeks!
December 31, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Im late on this
But!
A Place in Sarasota FL hired me as a Estimator/Project Manager!!
I move down in 2 weeks!
But!
A Place in Sarasota FL hired me as a Estimator/Project Manager!!
I move down in 2 weeks!
I am a MK7 Golf
And I am low on washer fluid
But also its 39⁰ outside
And I am low on washer fluid
But also its 39⁰ outside
December 30, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I am a MK7 Golf
And I am low on washer fluid
But also its 39⁰ outside
And I am low on washer fluid
But also its 39⁰ outside
Commm onnnnn place in Florida I applied to
Give me that phone call today
Give me that phone call today
December 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Commm onnnnn place in Florida I applied to
Give me that phone call today
Give me that phone call today
find it hilarious when I get shit or poked fun at for using hand sanitizer at work, wiping my steering wheel and interior of my service vehicle down.
This comes from the guys who shove a ham sandwich down their gullet after taking a piss not washing their hands and we just finished sucking up shit
This comes from the guys who shove a ham sandwich down their gullet after taking a piss not washing their hands and we just finished sucking up shit
December 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
find it hilarious when I get shit or poked fun at for using hand sanitizer at work, wiping my steering wheel and interior of my service vehicle down.
This comes from the guys who shove a ham sandwich down their gullet after taking a piss not washing their hands and we just finished sucking up shit
This comes from the guys who shove a ham sandwich down their gullet after taking a piss not washing their hands and we just finished sucking up shit
They should bring the Quesalupa back that shit was so fire
December 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
They should bring the Quesalupa back that shit was so fire
I found the symbols section in Xactimate
I am now unstoppable
I am now unstoppable
December 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I found the symbols section in Xactimate
I am now unstoppable
I am now unstoppable
Reposted by Darke
I wish weed didn't make me scared...
December 20, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I wish weed didn't make me scared...
Reposted by Darke
"Yeah my water heater broke today"
"You think this is gonna be covered?"
"You think this is gonna be covered?"
December 18, 2025 at 7:26 PM
"Yeah my water heater broke today"
"You think this is gonna be covered?"
"You think this is gonna be covered?"
The Volkswagen knows where it is broken at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn’t broken. By subtracting where it isn't broken from where it is broken (or where it is broken from where it isn't broken, whichever is greater), it obtains a check engine light.
December 17, 2025 at 12:49 PM
The Volkswagen knows where it is broken at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn’t broken. By subtracting where it isn't broken from where it is broken (or where it is broken from where it isn't broken, whichever is greater), it obtains a check engine light.
Never in my adult life
Did I think I would have 3 companies fighting for me to work for them.
I didn't know drying buildings, sucking up shit, cleaning up blood and internal organs, killing mold, lead abatement, Xactimate estimating was a hot industry with premiums and cost of materials going up.
Did I think I would have 3 companies fighting for me to work for them.
I didn't know drying buildings, sucking up shit, cleaning up blood and internal organs, killing mold, lead abatement, Xactimate estimating was a hot industry with premiums and cost of materials going up.
December 16, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Never in my adult life
Did I think I would have 3 companies fighting for me to work for them.
I didn't know drying buildings, sucking up shit, cleaning up blood and internal organs, killing mold, lead abatement, Xactimate estimating was a hot industry with premiums and cost of materials going up.
Did I think I would have 3 companies fighting for me to work for them.
I didn't know drying buildings, sucking up shit, cleaning up blood and internal organs, killing mold, lead abatement, Xactimate estimating was a hot industry with premiums and cost of materials going up.
Reposted by Darke
Reposted by Darke
you heard the man
December 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
you heard the man
Watched a 72 year old maintenance guy at a rehab centers brain melt
After he spent 5 mins rattling on about how im a dumb kid, and hes been doing construction for 60 years and he knows how drywall works
And I simply say "Okay. But sir I dont do construction. Im in Restoration"
After he spent 5 mins rattling on about how im a dumb kid, and hes been doing construction for 60 years and he knows how drywall works
And I simply say "Okay. But sir I dont do construction. Im in Restoration"
December 13, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Watched a 72 year old maintenance guy at a rehab centers brain melt
After he spent 5 mins rattling on about how im a dumb kid, and hes been doing construction for 60 years and he knows how drywall works
And I simply say "Okay. But sir I dont do construction. Im in Restoration"
After he spent 5 mins rattling on about how im a dumb kid, and hes been doing construction for 60 years and he knows how drywall works
And I simply say "Okay. But sir I dont do construction. Im in Restoration"
I cant wait to switch to either one of two companies soon.
My current place wastes too much time on these half ass apartment complexes, rehab facilities, and cheap ass land lords
My current place wastes too much time on these half ass apartment complexes, rehab facilities, and cheap ass land lords
December 13, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I cant wait to switch to either one of two companies soon.
My current place wastes too much time on these half ass apartment complexes, rehab facilities, and cheap ass land lords
My current place wastes too much time on these half ass apartment complexes, rehab facilities, and cheap ass land lords