Irvin K
@darklordofdance.bsky.social
Avid fan of Harry Potter, books, theatre |
a.k.a. hpboy13 on the Internet |
Author of 'DUMBLEDORE' and 'MALFOY'
https://irvinkhaytman.com/ |
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a.k.a. hpboy13 on the Internet |
Author of 'DUMBLEDORE' and 'MALFOY'
https://irvinkhaytman.com/ |
https://linktr.ee/irvink
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Irvin K
@darklordofdance.bsky.social
· Sep 22
It's Publication Day for "Malfoy"
My book about Draco Malfoy and his parents is going out into the world! With an epic party, of course!
hpboy13.substack.com
#Malfoy releases tomorrow! Here is the newsletter with all of the information - links to buy it, online Malfoy content to go with the book, and all the details for the epic launch party happening in October!
hpboy13.substack.com/p/its-public...
hpboy13.substack.com/p/its-public...
Favorite shows of 2025 (best year for theater... ever?)
- @mincemeatbway.bsky.social
- Maybe Happy Ending
- John Proctor Is the Villain
- Boop!
- @spiescomedy.bsky.social (West End)
- Sugarcraft (59E59)
- Smile (J2)
- Retrograde (West End)
- Who Is Jimmy Pants? (York)
- Drat! The Cat! (J2)
- @mincemeatbway.bsky.social
- Maybe Happy Ending
- John Proctor Is the Villain
- Boop!
- @spiescomedy.bsky.social (West End)
- Sugarcraft (59E59)
- Smile (J2)
- Retrograde (West End)
- Who Is Jimmy Pants? (York)
- Drat! The Cat! (J2)
January 3, 2026 at 8:23 AM
Favorite shows of 2025 (best year for theater... ever?)
- @mincemeatbway.bsky.social
- Maybe Happy Ending
- John Proctor Is the Villain
- Boop!
- @spiescomedy.bsky.social (West End)
- Sugarcraft (59E59)
- Smile (J2)
- Retrograde (West End)
- Who Is Jimmy Pants? (York)
- Drat! The Cat! (J2)
- @mincemeatbway.bsky.social
- Maybe Happy Ending
- John Proctor Is the Villain
- Boop!
- @spiescomedy.bsky.social (West End)
- Sugarcraft (59E59)
- Smile (J2)
- Retrograde (West End)
- Who Is Jimmy Pants? (York)
- Drat! The Cat! (J2)
Yay for great books! Favorites of 2025 Part 1:
- Legendary Scarlett and Browne @jonathanstroud.bsky.social
- House Saphir (Marissa Meyer)
- Enchanted Greenhouse @sarahbethdurst.bsky.social
- Confessions From Group Chat @jodimeadows.bsky.social
- Treasure of Ocean Parkway @sarvenaztash.bsky.social
- Legendary Scarlett and Browne @jonathanstroud.bsky.social
- House Saphir (Marissa Meyer)
- Enchanted Greenhouse @sarahbethdurst.bsky.social
- Confessions From Group Chat @jodimeadows.bsky.social
- Treasure of Ocean Parkway @sarvenaztash.bsky.social
January 3, 2026 at 8:09 AM
Yay for great books! Favorites of 2025 Part 1:
- Legendary Scarlett and Browne @jonathanstroud.bsky.social
- House Saphir (Marissa Meyer)
- Enchanted Greenhouse @sarahbethdurst.bsky.social
- Confessions From Group Chat @jodimeadows.bsky.social
- Treasure of Ocean Parkway @sarvenaztash.bsky.social
- Legendary Scarlett and Browne @jonathanstroud.bsky.social
- House Saphir (Marissa Meyer)
- Enchanted Greenhouse @sarahbethdurst.bsky.social
- Confessions From Group Chat @jodimeadows.bsky.social
- Treasure of Ocean Parkway @sarvenaztash.bsky.social
Now that 2025 is over - my fave movies of the year, 10th to 1st.
- A Nice Indian Boy
- #NowYouSeeMe3
- Grow
- #Thunderbolts
- #FreakierFriday
- Black Bag
- ¡Salta!
- Trouble With Jessica
- Rental Family
- Companion
Lot more indies than usual this year!
- A Nice Indian Boy
- #NowYouSeeMe3
- Grow
- #Thunderbolts
- #FreakierFriday
- Black Bag
- ¡Salta!
- Trouble With Jessica
- Rental Family
- Companion
Lot more indies than usual this year!
January 2, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Now that 2025 is over - my fave movies of the year, 10th to 1st.
- A Nice Indian Boy
- #NowYouSeeMe3
- Grow
- #Thunderbolts
- #FreakierFriday
- Black Bag
- ¡Salta!
- Trouble With Jessica
- Rental Family
- Companion
Lot more indies than usual this year!
- A Nice Indian Boy
- #NowYouSeeMe3
- Grow
- #Thunderbolts
- #FreakierFriday
- Black Bag
- ¡Salta!
- Trouble With Jessica
- Rental Family
- Companion
Lot more indies than usual this year!
For the first time in 4 years, I'm in an apartment I actually like, so I put up my New Years tree and hung all the tinsel!
It meant so much that I get to do this instead of wading through moving boxes this holiday season, I got emotional when I looked back at the finished decor.
It meant so much that I get to do this instead of wading through moving boxes this holiday season, I got emotional when I looked back at the finished decor.
December 25, 2025 at 9:18 PM
For the first time in 4 years, I'm in an apartment I actually like, so I put up my New Years tree and hung all the tinsel!
It meant so much that I get to do this instead of wading through moving boxes this holiday season, I got emotional when I looked back at the finished decor.
It meant so much that I get to do this instead of wading through moving boxes this holiday season, I got emotional when I looked back at the finished decor.
Merry Christmas to all! I had a blast caroling at Washington Square Park as I always do on the 24th.
December 24, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Merry Christmas to all! I had a blast caroling at Washington Square Park as I always do on the 24th.
I just refilled my #MetroCard for what I think is the last time 😢
End of an era.
End of an era.
December 20, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I just refilled my #MetroCard for what I think is the last time 😢
End of an era.
End of an era.
Reposted by Irvin K
I consider myself a pretty reasonable person but whoever invented the feature that opens Outlook when you click on an email address in your web browser needs to be sent to mow lawns on the Sun
December 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I consider myself a pretty reasonable person but whoever invented the feature that opens Outlook when you click on an email address in your web browser needs to be sent to mow lawns on the Sun
Got my syrup for the road and on my way to partake in #ProjectElf! Remember: the best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear!
December 13, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Got my syrup for the road and on my way to partake in #ProjectElf! Remember: the best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear!
Reposted by Irvin K
I think Wake Up Dead Man is my least favorite of the Knives Out movies but only because this one was way less funny and the ensemble wasn’t used as well as in the previous two but my god are these movies always such a damn fun watch.
December 13, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I think Wake Up Dead Man is my least favorite of the Knives Out movies but only because this one was way less funny and the ensemble wasn’t used as well as in the previous two but my god are these movies always such a damn fun watch.
These references are half for my own amusement, and half for the handful of people who get it! If you get it, consider yourselves My People 💚
TFW you're reading the latest @darklordofdance.bsky.social and spot another wrock reference
December 13, 2025 at 12:04 AM
These references are half for my own amusement, and half for the handful of people who get it! If you get it, consider yourselves My People 💚
Damn, I feel called out by the Argentinian Department of Health! "Excess sugar" and "excess calories" indeed.
December 6, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Damn, I feel called out by the Argentinian Department of Health! "Excess sugar" and "excess calories" indeed.
Reposted by Irvin K
I do not like your AI slop
I do not want this worthless glop
I do not read its overviews
I don't care what Grok says is true
I do not like it here nor there
I'm tired of it everywhere
I do not want this worthless glop
I do not read its overviews
I don't care what Grok says is true
I do not like it here nor there
I'm tired of it everywhere
November 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I do not like your AI slop
I do not want this worthless glop
I do not read its overviews
I don't care what Grok says is true
I do not like it here nor there
I'm tired of it everywhere
I do not want this worthless glop
I do not read its overviews
I don't care what Grok says is true
I do not like it here nor there
I'm tired of it everywhere
Reposted by Irvin K
I would not, could not, in my docs
Please get out of Firefox
I would not, could not, on the phone
Please just leave my calls alone
I will not, will not, even free
LLMs, just leave me be!
Please get out of Firefox
I would not, could not, on the phone
Please just leave my calls alone
I will not, will not, even free
LLMs, just leave me be!
I do not like your AI slop
I do not want this worthless glop
I do not read its overviews
I don't care what Grok says is true
I do not like it here nor there
I'm tired of it everywhere
I do not want this worthless glop
I do not read its overviews
I don't care what Grok says is true
I do not like it here nor there
I'm tired of it everywhere
November 22, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I would not, could not, in my docs
Please get out of Firefox
I would not, could not, on the phone
Please just leave my calls alone
I will not, will not, even free
LLMs, just leave me be!
Please get out of Firefox
I would not, could not, on the phone
Please just leave my calls alone
I will not, will not, even free
LLMs, just leave me be!
Great fun celebrating the release of "Treasure of Ocean Parkway" with @sarvenaztash.bsky.social and @lancerubinparty.bsky.social tonight! Lived hearing them talk about the writing process, and can't wait to dive into the book!
November 12, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Great fun celebrating the release of "Treasure of Ocean Parkway" with @sarvenaztash.bsky.social and @lancerubinparty.bsky.social tonight! Lived hearing them talk about the writing process, and can't wait to dive into the book!
Sophia threw a "Halloween at Hogwarts" party, and I took the prompt as a chance to cosplay the Fat Lady, after she's been brutally victimized by Sirius Black! Honestly, what kind of man starts slashing up innocent portraits?
November 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Sophia threw a "Halloween at Hogwarts" party, and I took the prompt as a chance to cosplay the Fat Lady, after she's been brutally victimized by Sirius Black! Honestly, what kind of man starts slashing up innocent portraits?
Some of the coolest Halloween costumes I saw this year:
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Halloween 2025 Cool Costumes · Friday, Oct 31 📸
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November 9, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Some of the coolest Halloween costumes I saw this year:
photos.app.goo.gl/gcY1wWh9o1Bu...
photos.app.goo.gl/gcY1wWh9o1Bu...
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There will be so many things to say about the legendary Nancy Pelosi's transformational tenure in Congress—but for now, let's start with "Thank you, Madam Speaker."
November 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
There will be so many things to say about the legendary Nancy Pelosi's transformational tenure in Congress—but for now, let's start with "Thank you, Madam Speaker."
Reposted by Irvin K
"it's inevitable" has never struck me as a compelling argument for AI. never seen a genuinely useful technology ushered in with the enthusiasm of a tired mom coming to terms with the fact that her kids are going to pick up foot fungus at a community pool.
November 4, 2025 at 10:40 PM
"it's inevitable" has never struck me as a compelling argument for AI. never seen a genuinely useful technology ushered in with the enthusiasm of a tired mom coming to terms with the fact that her kids are going to pick up foot fungus at a community pool.
I just read the sweetest book - "Confessions from the Group Chat" by Jodi Meadows! These MG rom-coms are like a warm hug, I just wish it could have gone on longer!
www.goodreads.com/review/show/...
www.goodreads.com/review/show/...
hpboy13's review of Confessions From the Group Chat
5/5: Jodi Meadows is 2-for-2 with her adorable middle-grade rom-coms set in Deer Hill. This book was lovely to read – it was such a treat, that I just wish I’d spent longer reading it than the 2 days...
www.goodreads.com
November 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I just read the sweetest book - "Confessions from the Group Chat" by Jodi Meadows! These MG rom-coms are like a warm hug, I just wish it could have gone on longer!
www.goodreads.com/review/show/...
www.goodreads.com/review/show/...
Bonus costume! Yelena and I wanted our Freaky Friday outfits to be a big dramatic reveal when we performed. I'd already gotten the nightgown for the costume, and I'd purchased a lot of wolf paraphernalia for the release of MALFOY, so... closet cosplay of Big Bad Wolf and Red Riding Hood!
November 3, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Bonus costume! Yelena and I wanted our Freaky Friday outfits to be a big dramatic reveal when we performed. I'd already gotten the nightgown for the costume, and I'd purchased a lot of wolf paraphernalia for the release of MALFOY, so... closet cosplay of Big Bad Wolf and Red Riding Hood!
It was an awesome Halloween - great company, and a really fun night out! Any Halloween festivities that get me home at 3:30am can be considered a success. I got to walk through the parade demanding the crowd "woohoo" (a la the talkshow in the movie); we had quite a few fans!
November 3, 2025 at 4:41 AM
It was an awesome Halloween - great company, and a really fun night out! Any Halloween festivities that get me home at 3:30am can be considered a success. I got to walk through the parade demanding the crowd "woohoo" (a la the talkshow in the movie); we had quite a few fans!
With Halloween on a Friday, things got a little... Freaky! Here's what happened when Yelena and I landed on the idea of a #FreakyFriday performance at our school's Halloween social!
youtu.be/BLFlOb0MdMo
youtu.be/BLFlOb0MdMo
Freaky Friday Cha-Cha ("Take Me Away")
YouTube video by hpboy13
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November 3, 2025 at 4:08 AM
With Halloween on a Friday, things got a little... Freaky! Here's what happened when Yelena and I landed on the idea of a #FreakyFriday performance at our school's Halloween social!
youtu.be/BLFlOb0MdMo
youtu.be/BLFlOb0MdMo
Happy #Halloween from Anna, I mean Tess Coleman! With Halloween on a Friday this year, is it any wonder things got a little freaky? #FreakyFriday
(I knew I'd do this for Halloween the minute I saw #FreakierFriday in theaters - iykyk)
(I knew I'd do this for Halloween the minute I saw #FreakierFriday in theaters - iykyk)
November 3, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Happy #Halloween from Anna, I mean Tess Coleman! With Halloween on a Friday this year, is it any wonder things got a little freaky? #FreakyFriday
(I knew I'd do this for Halloween the minute I saw #FreakierFriday in theaters - iykyk)
(I knew I'd do this for Halloween the minute I saw #FreakierFriday in theaters - iykyk)
Reposted by Irvin K
5pm on November 1: let’s go for a walk, it’s still light out!
5pm on November 2: an early darkness blankets the land. Fallow fields lay bone-bleached by moonlight. The last memories of summer fade into oblivion. The last echoes of hope lapse into baleful silence.
5pm on November 2: an early darkness blankets the land. Fallow fields lay bone-bleached by moonlight. The last memories of summer fade into oblivion. The last echoes of hope lapse into baleful silence.
November 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
5pm on November 1: let’s go for a walk, it’s still light out!
5pm on November 2: an early darkness blankets the land. Fallow fields lay bone-bleached by moonlight. The last memories of summer fade into oblivion. The last echoes of hope lapse into baleful silence.
5pm on November 2: an early darkness blankets the land. Fallow fields lay bone-bleached by moonlight. The last memories of summer fade into oblivion. The last echoes of hope lapse into baleful silence.
For some characters, Halloween is nothing but trauma!
October 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
For some characters, Halloween is nothing but trauma!