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_0range_ @darkzucker.bsky.social · 4h

i was opening Snapchat to check a chat and I saw there was some post from someone I apparently followed and it was a thirst trap and so I went to go block them and then I realized the thirst trap in question was my fucking cousin 💀

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_0range_ @darkzucker.bsky.social · 18h

one of my better ones of late, none of my answers were absolutely cracked but still solid

#WhenTaken #615 (03.11.2025)

I scored 891/1000🏆

1️⃣📍261 mi - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇187/200
2️⃣📍279 mi - 🗓️20 yrs - 🥈141/200
3️⃣📍241 mi - 🗓️5 yrs - 🥇183/200
4️⃣📍1.5 mi - 🗓️2 yrs - 🥇198/200
5️⃣📍204 mi - 🗓️6 yrs - 🥇182/200
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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 3d

all I need in the world

a grilled cheese sandwich and bowl of tomato soup captioned “this and never opening Microsoft Outlook again”

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_0range_ @darkzucker.bsky.social · 3d

So I'm sitting in my living room, waiting on my supervisor who I'm carpooling with, 10 minutes AFTER we're supposed to leave, and then bro texts me "maybe another 5 minutes, I'm feeling VERY unmotivated rn"

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_0range_ @darkzucker.bsky.social · 8d

just got home from the Jacob Colliers concert in Santa Cruz and... that has to be the single greatest performance I have ever seen with my own two eyes... I'm going to be riding this high for weeks...

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_0range_ @darkzucker.bsky.social · 9d

mad props to the guy painting Warhammer minifigs in the middle of the VERY packed coffee shop I'm in

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_0range_ @darkzucker.bsky.social · 9d

it's Taquería Los Pericos in Santa Cruz, but they have like 5 locations now across Santa Cruz and San Jose

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_0range_ @darkzucker.bsky.social · 9d

so there's this one Mexican place in my home town that has the best burritos on planet earth and I've started a tradition of stopping there for a bit every time I'm home in california. none of the Mexican food in Rochester or Columbus is able to match this one place that's 10 minutes from my parents

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_0range_ @darkzucker.bsky.social · 10d

sooooo the chip shortage seems to be hitting the auto industry like a truck. the upside is that I get a couple free 4 day weekends in the next couple weeks

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medsboyo.bsky.social @medsboyo.bsky.social · Aug 28

dogs and cars

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_0range_ @darkzucker.bsky.social · 20d

walked in to my LGS on a Tuesday evening to find what seems to be... a senior citizen Warhammer league? there a bunch of people here who are all definitely 70+. didn't realize warhammer had an audience in the retirement villages.

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_0range_ @darkzucker.bsky.social · 20d

one of the upsides of working for an automotive manufacturer is that it's a company policy that any time an employee is traveling for work (even if it's just an hour drive from the office) they are required to drive a company vehicle. on a side note, the newest Civic Sport is very fun to drive.

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_0range_ @darkzucker.bsky.social · 20d

I love the entertainment that comes with being in a trans-inclusive college fraternity. one of our brothers recently had his top surgery, and the immediate reaction of several brothers (after congratulating him on his successful surgery) was to start a bidding war to buy his now removed tits.

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_0range_ @darkzucker.bsky.social · 22d

my entire living room is rhythmically shaking. my hypotheses include:
upstairs neighbor is running on a treadmill?
upstairs neighbor is getting very into it at 10am on a Sunday?
upstairs neighbor is using a jump rope?

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_0range_ @darkzucker.bsky.social · 23d

I have once again made the grave mistake of starting to edit a magic deck and than all of a sudden it's past midnight...

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_0range_ @darkzucker.bsky.social · 24d

the internet has ruined my brain. I'm reading a problem report for work right now that continually references a problem with "the square hole" and all I can think about is "that's right, it goes in the square hole."

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_0range_ @darkzucker.bsky.social · 25d

one of my best yet. felt really good with this one

#WhenTaken #590 (09.10.2025)

I scored 906/1000👑

1️⃣📍248 mi - 🗓️10 yrs - 🥈173/200
2️⃣📍422 ft - 🗓️5 yrs - 🥇195/200
3️⃣📍821 mi - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥈163/200
4️⃣📍315 mi - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥇181/200
5️⃣📍98.8 mi - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇194/200
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_0range_ @darkzucker.bsky.social · 26d

finally beat hornet part 2 in hollow knight. took too many attempts but was so satisfying when it was over.

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_0range_ @darkzucker.bsky.social · 27d

one of my best in a while, definitely proud of this one.

#WhenTaken #588 (07.10.2025)

I scored 832/1000🏅

1️⃣📍2.2 mi - 🗓️9 yrs - 🥇187/200
2️⃣📍158 mi - 🗓️14 yrs - 🥈164/200
3️⃣📍461 mi - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇178/200
4️⃣📍306 mi - 🗓️25 yrs - 🥉120/200
5️⃣📍182 mi - 🗓️6 yrs - 🥇183/200
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_0range_ @darkzucker.bsky.social · Oct 5

just finished rewatching violet ever garden. does anyone else feel like this anime is just propaganda from big postal™ telling you to go mail a letter?

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_0range_ @darkzucker.bsky.social · Oct 1

just got back to Columbus after spending the entire plane ride with my left arm in pain. yowie.

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_0range_ @darkzucker.bsky.social · Oct 1

soooo my left arm has been in pain since Sunday morning and I woke up this morning and it was particularly sharp so I definitely tore something and I'm not happy about it

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_0range_ @darkzucker.bsky.social · Sep 28

be honest with me... does anyone feel some sort of odd satisfaction with peeling back the f̶o̶r̶e̶s̶k̶i̶n̶ outer layer of a green onion

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_0range_ @darkzucker.bsky.social · Sep 27

I don't want to know what it was but some unknown white substance dripped onto my bag from the seat in front of my on my flight...

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_0range_ @darkzucker.bsky.social · Sep 27

made it to my flight just as they were starting to board my section. I am nailing the timing today.

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