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darlojo.bsky.social @darlojo.bsky.social · 2d

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A Starbucks cup with the name ‘Joanna’ on it 🙄

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darlojo.bsky.social @darlojo.bsky.social · 4d

Cool. How do I disable it?

Email from Google saying that my smart home devices now have Gemini

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darlojo.bsky.social @darlojo.bsky.social · 14d

Randomly encountered a @stanchow.bsky.social exhibition in Stockport! www.stockrm.org/stan-chow-pr...

A collection of illustrative portrait prints along a wall in Stockroom, Stockport

A collection of illustrative portrait prints above a staircase, plus a larger Elton John print on a pillar in Stockroom, Stockport

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darlojo.bsky.social @darlojo.bsky.social · 15d

Are the games in the room with us?

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darlojo.bsky.social @darlojo.bsky.social · 17d

Sounds like a civilisation I’d like to join…

A quiz question with a quote from Julia Child: ‘It is hard to imagine a civilisation without onions’. Ew.

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darlojo.bsky.social @darlojo.bsky.social · 19d

I don’t enjoy any of those shows XD keep them on daytime BBC, not Challenge!

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darlojo.bsky.social @darlojo.bsky.social · 19d

The Bidding Room or something 🙄

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darlojo.bsky.social @darlojo.bsky.social · 19d

They need to drop that antiques show. Not even a game show!

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darlojo.bsky.social @darlojo.bsky.social · 21d

Typo, fyi

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darlojo.bsky.social @darlojo.bsky.social · 28d

a black and white dog are looking at each other .

ALT: a black and white dog are looking at each other .

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darlojo.bsky.social @darlojo.bsky.social · Sep 21

Spending an increasing amount of time battling dust from the neighbouring construction site. Life’s too short to obsess over cleaning, but my sensitive respiratory system can’t stand the house smelling like bricks and tarmac 🤮
Can someone invent a robot duster to go along with the vacuum, please? 😅

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darlojo.bsky.social @darlojo.bsky.social · Sep 21

Besides, I get an email telling me how much my bill is, and it’s a direct debit so will come out automatically. So why text at all? 😬

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darlojo.bsky.social @darlojo.bsky.social · Sep 21

Why do o2 feel the need to text me in the style of a psychopath?

A message creepily and over-formally beginning with:
‘Hello, Joanne’

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darlojo.bsky.social @darlojo.bsky.social · Sep 16

Idea for a gift to yourself - don’t read anything to do with that moron or his associates

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darlojo.bsky.social @darlojo.bsky.social · Sep 15

Note to self: Don’t present things at this speed…

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darlojo.bsky.social @darlojo.bsky.social · Sep 15

Neurospicy hack: Catch up on important presentations by watching at 1.5 speed, to save time *and* match your brain’s thinking speed 😅

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Liz Climo @lizclimo.bsky.social · Sep 13

Top: a pig dr looks at a clipboard, a dog looks at a piece of paper in its hands. Pig says “Well, everything looks great.” Dog replies “I know, it’s so hard to decide!” Bottom: Pig says “You realize that’s an x-ray and not a menu, right?” Dog turns paper around and reveals its x-ray, and says “There’s just so many delicious looking bones!”

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darlojo.bsky.social @darlojo.bsky.social · Sep 13

Swam quite a lot on holiday, and it felt good, but I realised that my flexibility wasn’t great when floating around, etc. So, I’ve started yoga again today - the Apple Fitness class integration is super slick 🥰 And, as expected, my corgi personal trainer got involved with cuddles and licks!

Screenshot from Furbo video - Callie the corgi standing between my legs, mid-yoga session, wanting cuddles and pets 😅

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darlojo.bsky.social @darlojo.bsky.social · Sep 11

Living in the future is handy, sometimes. My 5-year-old niece somehow put her new camera’s language into Korean, then couldn’t work out why it wasn’t printing. Google Translate to the rescue - managed to change the language settings, then check the error messaging 😅