Darren The Demon
@darrenrules.bsky.social
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I enjoy 3 things. Camping in my Tear Drop camper, going to professional KC sports games and live music concerts. The ukulele is a garbage instrument. Marine Corps Veteran. Very few or no political post. I hate pickles.
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ITS RAIDER WEEK

MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

#ChiefsKingdom
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Happy Victory Monday #ChiefsKingdom
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Tailgating crew for Chiefs vs Lions. #ChiefsKingdom
My tailgate crew. I’m number 70
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Statement win by the Chiefs. Detroit is supposed to be one of the top teams in the NFC. Not tonight!
#ChiefsKingdom
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Divide the cost over thr number of of meals you have. 3 meals 10 bucks each. At least that makes me feel better.
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I’m gonna need a local station to do a 30 min special about how dominant the KC Current have been this year. #KCBABY
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Maybe this wasn’t such a good idea.
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Now starting the KU game just over 90 min behind.
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I appreciate cha Donna. I don’t want to learn how to build it, just up date it.
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Nobody reminded me the Current match was at 4. So now I’m almost 2 hours behind. Which means it’s probably already over. 🤬
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Thanks Donna! I’ll look in to it.
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Feeling very masculine right now because I just replaced my front door knob. Cuz the old one was all jacked up.
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I’m looking for a company, or person that can design and maintain a professional website for my neighborhood association. Does anyone know someone that does that for a living? DMs open if you do.
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This was a good decision.
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<Rolls over look at clock >

No
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So… I’m just chillin’ on the couch, with the front door open because it’s a nice night. All of a sudden, out of nowhere, I can feel a massive sneeze coming on. So I let it fly.

AAAAACCCHHHOOOOO

Some jabroni walking past my house yells “Bless you!”

I reply “Thanks friend!”

<scene>
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You know what fuck that I want to fight everyone in the fucking administration.
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I was having a pretty good day until I came in here and saw all this talk about autism and circumcisions. Now I want to fight Chump and rfk jr.
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No one knows how to use their inside voice when they are on the phone. Including me.
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Working from home for 5 years. Then taking a job that is 3 days in office takes some adjustment.

Why are there so many people around me?
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That’s nothing! I’m taking OSHA 30 hour safety course. IT TAKES 30 HOURS TO COMPLETE!!! Plus a test at the end!!
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Chair sucks. Won’t recline.