Darren Clause
@darrenrules.bsky.social
I enjoy 3 things. Camping in my Tear Drop camper, going to professional KC sports games and live music concerts.
The ukulele is a garbage instrument.
Marine Corps Veteran. Very few or no political post. I hate pickles.
The ukulele is a garbage instrument.
Marine Corps Veteran. Very few or no political post. I hate pickles.
Kansas is (or was) offering to build the Chiefs a billion dollar dome stadium. Missouri is (or was) offering to paint a ‘73 Pontiac. It’s a no brainer and always has been. #ChiefsKingdom
December 19, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Kansas is (or was) offering to build the Chiefs a billion dollar dome stadium. Missouri is (or was) offering to paint a ‘73 Pontiac. It’s a no brainer and always has been. #ChiefsKingdom
The day i believe anything Soren Petro says is the day i slice off my wiener. #ChiefsKingdom
December 18, 2025 at 11:03 PM
The day i believe anything Soren Petro says is the day i slice off my wiener. #ChiefsKingdom
HEART ATTACK!!!! 🚨🚨🚨🚨
December 18, 2025 at 10:19 PM
HEART ATTACK!!!! 🚨🚨🚨🚨
I’m stuck in meetings until 3 today.
Poor planning from past Darren for not eating lunch before.
Poor planning from past Darren for not eating lunch before.
December 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I’m stuck in meetings until 3 today.
Poor planning from past Darren for not eating lunch before.
Poor planning from past Darren for not eating lunch before.
Pro Tip: do NOT update your iPhone overnight. If you use it for an alarm clock.
It will ask you to set up the FaceID and finger ID. Both of which you should NEVER DO.
Before you can hit snooze or turn off the alarm.
It will ask you to set up the FaceID and finger ID. Both of which you should NEVER DO.
Before you can hit snooze or turn off the alarm.
December 17, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Pro Tip: do NOT update your iPhone overnight. If you use it for an alarm clock.
It will ask you to set up the FaceID and finger ID. Both of which you should NEVER DO.
Before you can hit snooze or turn off the alarm.
It will ask you to set up the FaceID and finger ID. Both of which you should NEVER DO.
Before you can hit snooze or turn off the alarm.
The toilets here at the office are too tall. They are not comfortable to poop.
December 17, 2025 at 2:28 PM
The toilets here at the office are too tall. They are not comfortable to poop.
I don’t know why I’m getting all these reels about holiday drinks in my IG feed. But I’m not complaining.
December 17, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I don’t know why I’m getting all these reels about holiday drinks in my IG feed. But I’m not complaining.
What is this National tear your ACL day?
December 15, 2025 at 1:17 AM
What is this National tear your ACL day?
The china Town Super Buffet really hits different on a season ending loss. #ChiefsKingdom
December 14, 2025 at 11:14 PM
The china Town Super Buffet really hits different on a season ending loss. #ChiefsKingdom
TOUCHDOWN MIDSHIPMAN!!
December 13, 2025 at 8:27 PM
TOUCHDOWN MIDSHIPMAN!!
I post this every year when the Navy and Army play.
The Marines fall under the Dept of the Navy. So I kind have to support the Navy. But only today
Go Navy. Beat Army.
The Marines fall under the Dept of the Navy. So I kind have to support the Navy. But only today
Go Navy. Beat Army.
December 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I post this every year when the Navy and Army play.
The Marines fall under the Dept of the Navy. So I kind have to support the Navy. But only today
Go Navy. Beat Army.
The Marines fall under the Dept of the Navy. So I kind have to support the Navy. But only today
Go Navy. Beat Army.
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Every time I hear or read about the weather for Sunday the temperature and wind chill gets lower and lower. 🥶#ChiefsKingdom
December 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Every time I hear or read about the weather for Sunday the temperature and wind chill gets lower and lower. 🥶#ChiefsKingdom
If you haven’t seen any of the Knives Out movies on Netflix. I highly suggest you check them out. Daniel Craig is the lead actor.
December 13, 2025 at 1:26 AM
If you haven’t seen any of the Knives Out movies on Netflix. I highly suggest you check them out. Daniel Craig is the lead actor.
Every time I hear or read about the weather for Sunday the temperature and wind chill gets lower and lower. 🥶#ChiefsKingdom
December 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Every time I hear or read about the weather for Sunday the temperature and wind chill gets lower and lower. 🥶#ChiefsKingdom
Oh! Your teams status is set to Do Not Disturb?
Fuck you.
I’m going to disturb you and you will answer my fucking question.
Fuck you.
I’m going to disturb you and you will answer my fucking question.
December 12, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Oh! Your teams status is set to Do Not Disturb?
Fuck you.
I’m going to disturb you and you will answer my fucking question.
Fuck you.
I’m going to disturb you and you will answer my fucking question.
Darren is not having fun today. ☹️
December 12, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Darren is not having fun today. ☹️
One of these days I should do my Xmas shopping.
December 12, 2025 at 1:11 AM
One of these days I should do my Xmas shopping.
Here is some advice you probably don’t need:
If you’re asked to join the board of your neighborhood association. DON’T DO IT.
If you’re asked to join the board of your neighborhood association. DON’T DO IT.
December 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Here is some advice you probably don’t need:
If you’re asked to join the board of your neighborhood association. DON’T DO IT.
If you’re asked to join the board of your neighborhood association. DON’T DO IT.
I didn’t eat lunch so now I’m hangery about everything. 😡😡😡
December 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I didn’t eat lunch so now I’m hangery about everything. 😡😡😡
People that start Teams meetings before they are scheduled to start.
What’s wrong with you?
What’s wrong with you?
December 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
People that start Teams meetings before they are scheduled to start.
What’s wrong with you?
What’s wrong with you?
That wind is not fuckin around.
December 10, 2025 at 1:55 PM
That wind is not fuckin around.
I need something to watch but not watch.
December 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I need something to watch but not watch.
We need the Chargers need to lose. They are currently doing the opposite. #ChiefsKingdom
December 9, 2025 at 3:18 AM
We need the Chargers need to lose. They are currently doing the opposite. #ChiefsKingdom
this is an incredibly boring skeet and i regret posting it. But im not deleting it.
This is the first week in the 2 months that I have been here that I have at least 1 meeting every day this week. But a couple are corporate stuff I can skip.
December 8, 2025 at 3:32 PM
this is an incredibly boring skeet and i regret posting it. But im not deleting it.
This is the first week in the 2 months that I have been here that I have at least 1 meeting every day this week. But a couple are corporate stuff I can skip.
December 8, 2025 at 3:26 PM
This is the first week in the 2 months that I have been here that I have at least 1 meeting every day this week. But a couple are corporate stuff I can skip.