Darren Wiens
@darrenwiens.github.io
Team lead, geospatial dev/honorary data science at Sparkgeo. Sharing proofs of concept and other map weirdness. Skeets my own, sadly.
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Having never heard of mixed team snowboard cross, I will be very disappointed if the teams don’t go down on a single tandem board. #olympics
February 15, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Having never heard of mixed team snowboard cross, I will be very disappointed if the teams don’t go down on a single tandem board. #olympics
Got my skis shined up, but haven’t found a piece of juicy fruit yet. share.google/Zwq0Uhib0Wb0...
Juicy Fruit Gum Commercial 1989 (Skiing)
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January 31, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Got my skis shined up, but haven’t found a piece of juicy fruit yet. share.google/Zwq0Uhib0Wb0...
Hello darkness, my old friend.
January 15, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Hello darkness, my old friend.
Timeline cleanser 🐥
January 3, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Timeline cleanser 🐥
As I sit eating some almost forgotten, now room temperature soup that had to leave to get to a doctor’s appointment for two vaccines, I’m reminded of the concept of confounding variables.
December 17, 2025 at 6:23 PM
As I sit eating some almost forgotten, now room temperature soup that had to leave to get to a doctor’s appointment for two vaccines, I’m reminded of the concept of confounding variables.
Warning: this social media post contains a warning about a news story that contains a warning about a photo of a dead goose under a photo of multiple dead geese
December 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Warning: this social media post contains a warning about a news story that contains a warning about a photo of a dead goose under a photo of multiple dead geese
Just #F1 manufacturing drama.
Verstappen wins LV GP; closes in on DQ'd Norris: www.espn.co.uk/f1/story/_/i...
Verstappen wins LV GP; closes in on DQ'd Norris: www.espn.co.uk/f1/story/_/i...
Verstappen wins in Las Vegas as McLaren handed double DQ
Max Verstappen claimed his second Las Vegas Grand Prix win ahead of championship leader Lando Norris to keep his title chances alive.
www.espn.co.uk
November 23, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Just #F1 manufacturing drama.
Verstappen wins LV GP; closes in on DQ'd Norris: www.espn.co.uk/f1/story/_/i...
Verstappen wins LV GP; closes in on DQ'd Norris: www.espn.co.uk/f1/story/_/i...
I’ll only remember he shot someone in the face.
November 20, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I’ll only remember he shot someone in the face.
Why is everything a “tranche” nowadays?
November 13, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Why is everything a “tranche” nowadays?
November 8, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Lots of questions re: next years #bluejays. Will Bo, Bassitt, Bieber return? Can the glue guys who emerged through the season repeat?
But top of my mind: will Sportsnet make a Roku app?
But top of my mind: will Sportsnet make a Roku app?
November 2, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Lots of questions re: next years #bluejays. Will Bo, Bassitt, Bieber return? Can the glue guys who emerged through the season repeat?
But top of my mind: will Sportsnet make a Roku app?
But top of my mind: will Sportsnet make a Roku app?
Nova Scotia Rocks. Straight crack.
November 2, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Nova Scotia Rocks. Straight crack.
Springer, on the other hand, would pretend he didn’t get hit because he wants another Joe Carter moment #bluejays
Kirk. Would. Never. Fake. Getting. Hit. #bluejays
November 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Springer, on the other hand, would pretend he didn’t get hit because he wants another Joe Carter moment #bluejays
The dodgers better score at least one more run, otherwise the game was decided after the first 3 pitches, and then what have we been doing for 3 hours? #bluejays
October 30, 2025 at 3:04 AM
The dodgers better score at least one more run, otherwise the game was decided after the first 3 pitches, and then what have we been doing for 3 hours? #bluejays
If anyone hasn’t found it, you can stream the #bluejays game here instead of Sportsnet app: www.sportsnet.ca/mlb/article/...
Watch Live: Blue Jays vs. Dodgers on Sportsnet
www.sportsnet.ca
October 29, 2025 at 2:37 AM
If anyone hasn’t found it, you can stream the #bluejays game here instead of Sportsnet app: www.sportsnet.ca/mlb/article/...