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Jason The Damned

@dartmanx.bsky.social

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Average software developer. Dad joke enthusiast. US Air Force veteran. Gardner. He/him. I don't owe MAGA cockroaches an argument. Foxtrot Delta Tango. OF Types: I'm not interested. I follow gardeners to get something besides politics on my feed.

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Jason The Damned @dartmanx.bsky.social · Sep 7

This is when I respond either "ok champ" or "have a nice day".

Windy101 @windy101.bsky.social · Sep 7

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Jason The Damned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 19h

It must be dark in OKC because Adam Silver has emerged from the crypt.

Jason The Damned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 1d

Neanderthal from 150,000 to 40,000 years ago. Also seen rallying for Trump in 2024.

Jason The Damned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 1d

Thank God it's state charges.

Jason The Damned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 1d

UPDATE: it's ordered. Also a cheap pair of binoculars to try to see M31 (Andromeda galaxy) from my back porch as I dump my coffee grounds into the composter.

Jason The Damned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 1d

a cartoon of a man with the words and knowing is half the battle below him .

ALT: a cartoon of a man with the words and knowing is half the battle below him .

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Jason The Damned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 1d

It was edible. Dumplings could have used 5 more minutes.

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Jason The Damned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 2d

Okay my wife made this and I actually think it's pretty cool.

Jason The Damned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 2d

To be fair, the dementia could mean he honestly doesn't remember saying it.

Jason The Damned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 3d

Well, maybe they actually wanted to eat.

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Jason The Damned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 3d

Okay going to try to make real chicken and dumplings. I estimate a 40% chance of success.

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Jason The Damned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 3d

If wife got to spend $250 on fabric, I get to spend $150 on this.

#vegetablegardening #gardening #quiltershusband

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Jason The Damned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 3d

Gas and oil drained from the tiller and it's ready for winter. And a little reminder for spring.

Jason The Damned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 3d

Took about 3 hours to re-till my 40x25 garden plot, and ended up not having enough daikon seeds to seed the whole thing. Unfortunately I made the mistake of cruising Amazon after so now I'll be ordering a seeder on Tuesday.

It's already cooling down so I'm hoping I'm not too late.

Jason The Damned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 3d

All tail and no legs is unnatural.

Jason The Damned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 4d

I would buy this on a tshirt.

Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 4d

I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.

The Obama Hope poster, but it's a frog and it says "Hop"

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Jason The Damned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 4d

Quilt store is having a sale and opens in 3 minutes. So many minivans of little old ladies waiting in the parking lot.

Jason The Damned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 4d

So my cheap self bought a set of cheap "NORTIV" brand work shoes for gardening off Amazon. $40 versus $90 for a decent brand.

The question is not whether I will regret this, it's when I will regret this.

Jason The Damned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 4d

What could possibly go wrong?

Jason The Damned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 4d

Blew my mind that Mercury, on average, is the closest planet to every other planet.

Jason The Damned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 4d

If we Americans didn't accept food from other cultures, all we would have is Applebee's or Cracker Barrel.

If you don't have those on your side of the pond I envy you.

Jason The Damned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 4d

Sometimes genius and laziness are the same thing.

Jason The Damned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 4d

UPDATE: Fatass got pissed I wouldn't get up and let him out so he hopped up in the next chair over and wacked dumbass to get her to leave my lap so I could get up and let him out.

Jason The Damned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 4d

Fatass is planted on my lap but dumbass is planted on my lap.

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Jason The Damned @dartmanx.bsky.social · 4d

Yes, I use a power drill as a seed dibber.

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