Jason The Damned
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Jason The Damned
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Average software developer. Dad joke enthusiast. US Air Force veteran. Gardner. He/him. I don't owe MAGA cockroaches an argument. Foxtrot Delta Tango. OF Types: I'm not interested. I follow gardeners to get something besides politics on my feed.
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This is when I respond either "ok champ" or "have a nice day".
It must be dark in OKC because Adam Silver has emerged from the crypt.
Neanderthal from 150,000 to 40,000 years ago. Also seen rallying for Trump in 2024.
Thank God it's state charges.
UPDATE: it's ordered. Also a cheap pair of binoculars to try to see M31 (Andromeda galaxy) from my back porch as I dump my coffee grounds into the composter.
It was edible. Dumplings could have used 5 more minutes.
Okay my wife made this and I actually think it's pretty cool.
To be fair, the dementia could mean he honestly doesn't remember saying it.
Well, maybe they actually wanted to eat.
Okay going to try to make real chicken and dumplings. I estimate a 40% chance of success.
If wife got to spend $250 on fabric, I get to spend $150 on this.

#vegetablegardening #gardening #quiltershusband
Gas and oil drained from the tiller and it's ready for winter. And a little reminder for spring.
Took about 3 hours to re-till my 40x25 garden plot, and ended up not having enough daikon seeds to seed the whole thing. Unfortunately I made the mistake of cruising Amazon after so now I'll be ordering a seeder on Tuesday.

It's already cooling down so I'm hoping I'm not too late.
All tail and no legs is unnatural.
I would buy this on a tshirt.
I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.
Quilt store is having a sale and opens in 3 minutes. So many minivans of little old ladies waiting in the parking lot.
So my cheap self bought a set of cheap "NORTIV" brand work shoes for gardening off Amazon. $40 versus $90 for a decent brand.

The question is not whether I will regret this, it's when I will regret this.
What could possibly go wrong?
Blew my mind that Mercury, on average, is the closest planet to every other planet.
If we Americans didn't accept food from other cultures, all we would have is Applebee's or Cracker Barrel.

If you don't have those on your side of the pond I envy you.
Sometimes genius and laziness are the same thing.
UPDATE: Fatass got pissed I wouldn't get up and let him out so he hopped up in the next chair over and wacked dumbass to get her to leave my lap so I could get up and let him out.
Fatass is planted on my lap but dumbass is planted on my lap.
Yes, I use a power drill as a seed dibber.