Jason The Gosh Darned
@dartmanx.bsky.social
Average software developer. Dad joke enthusiast. US Air Force veteran. Gardner. He/him.
I don't owe MAGA cockroaches an argument.
Foxtrot Delta Tango.
OF Types: I'm not interested.
I follow gardeners to get something besides politics on my feed.
I don't owe MAGA cockroaches an argument.
Foxtrot Delta Tango.
OF Types: I'm not interested.
I follow gardeners to get something besides politics on my feed.
He's automatically got Alito's and Thomas' vote, so let's hope it's 7-2.
December 5, 2025 at 11:08 PM
He's automatically got Alito's and Thomas' vote, so let's hope it's 7-2.
She's describing MAGA I think.
December 2, 2025 at 3:39 PM
She's describing MAGA I think.
Put her in jail and let the lesbian gangs pass her around.
November 30, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Put her in jail and let the lesbian gangs pass her around.
I thought BB was satire? I'm confused now.
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I thought BB was satire? I'm confused now.
He'll start posting bad things once Steve tells him what to say.
November 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
He'll start posting bad things once Steve tells him what to say.
No.
No.
No, no, no.
No.
No, no, no.
November 21, 2025 at 10:02 PM
No.
No.
No, no, no.
No.
No, no, no.
Hey, the Skynet contract was worth big bucks man.
November 20, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Hey, the Skynet contract was worth big bucks man.
Competed again one trans woman. Came in fifth.
November 20, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Competed again one trans woman. Came in fifth.
I look forward to Trump and Clinton sharing a cell.
November 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I look forward to Trump and Clinton sharing a cell.
Before I think. But not by much.
November 18, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Before I think. But not by much.
When I was older I took two trips courtesy of the government to Afghanistan. So don't tell me that I'm somehow lesser.
November 18, 2025 at 10:46 PM
When I was older I took two trips courtesy of the government to Afghanistan. So don't tell me that I'm somehow lesser.
As a kid I live through the '80s. I even wrote a letter to the Reagan White House saying how nuclear war was bad. They sent me a book about the White House and pretty much told me to go away.
November 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
As a kid I live through the '80s. I even wrote a letter to the Reagan White House saying how nuclear war was bad. They sent me a book about the White House and pretty much told me to go away.
She says this because she doesn't have a 14 year-old daughter.
November 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
She says this because she doesn't have a 14 year-old daughter.
I'm down with them sharing a cell.
November 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I'm down with them sharing a cell.
He can share a cell with them.
November 14, 2025 at 9:58 PM
He can share a cell with them.
So, young boys now?
November 14, 2025 at 9:31 PM
So, young boys now?
He likes getting our hopes up.
November 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
He likes getting our hopes up.