DasPuma
@daspuma.bsky.social
I won't feed your vanity but I will support you.
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Got the West End Girl butt plug usb 😂
So freaking funny.
Thank you Lily Allen 🥰
So freaking funny.
Thank you Lily Allen 🥰
February 6, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Got the West End Girl butt plug usb 😂
So freaking funny.
Thank you Lily Allen 🥰
So freaking funny.
Thank you Lily Allen 🥰
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total fat? absolutely. trans fat? honey, you’re looking at it. vitamin d? zero. calcium? zero. iron? zero. potassium? ZERO.
baby this will destroy the human body but the girls will live!
baby this will destroy the human body but the girls will live!
February 2, 2026 at 3:17 AM
total fat? absolutely. trans fat? honey, you’re looking at it. vitamin d? zero. calcium? zero. iron? zero. potassium? ZERO.
baby this will destroy the human body but the girls will live!
baby this will destroy the human body but the girls will live!
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At this point, if you win an award on any major award show and get to make a speech and essentially are given a chance and a platform to say something about what's going on in this country and you don't, that's a problem
February 2, 2026 at 1:29 AM
At this point, if you win an award on any major award show and get to make a speech and essentially are given a chance and a platform to say something about what's going on in this country and you don't, that's a problem
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Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.
January 30, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.
I love little figurines.
I’m like a grandma with her porcelain dolls 😂
I’m like a grandma with her porcelain dolls 😂
January 22, 2026 at 3:52 AM
I love little figurines.
I’m like a grandma with her porcelain dolls 😂
I’m like a grandma with her porcelain dolls 😂
I really didn’t care for the game itself but I really enjoyed the music.
Glad this finally came in.
Glad this finally came in.
January 20, 2026 at 6:09 PM
I really didn’t care for the game itself but I really enjoyed the music.
Glad this finally came in.
Glad this finally came in.
I got my smaller (A6) Hobonichi today after waiting for a bit. Plus my cover for next year for the A5.
It was worth the wait (and cost) 😂
It was worth the wait (and cost) 😂
January 19, 2026 at 6:42 PM
I got my smaller (A6) Hobonichi today after waiting for a bit. Plus my cover for next year for the A5.
It was worth the wait (and cost) 😂
It was worth the wait (and cost) 😂
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Conservatives Say Renée Good Was Brainwashed By Bible Into Loving Thy Neighbor https://theonion.com/conservatives-say-renee-good-was-brainwashed-by-bible-into-loving-thy-neighbor/
January 15, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Conservatives Say Renée Good Was Brainwashed By Bible Into Loving Thy Neighbor https://theonion.com/conservatives-say-renee-good-was-brainwashed-by-bible-into-loving-thy-neighbor/
January 13, 2026 at 12:08 AM
I’ll never understand greed.
January 12, 2026 at 2:24 AM
I’ll never understand greed.
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If you are still on Twitter, you are complicit in the distribution of child sexual abuse material. Full stop.
January 9, 2026 at 10:52 PM
If you are still on Twitter, you are complicit in the distribution of child sexual abuse material. Full stop.
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You COULD put a gun to my head and tell me to say “I am proud to be an American” but then you’d be a murderer.
😡
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ICE agents stopped by protesters after the shooting an observer in Minneapolis, according to witnesse. ICE deployed pepper spray and tear gas.
January 7, 2026 at 9:42 PM
You COULD put a gun to my head and tell me to say “I am proud to be an American” but then you’d be a murderer.
😡
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First day of the new journal.
Collage/journaling in progress haha.
Been waiting for months to start using this thing.
Using the new Canon sticker maker is going to be a fun addition.
Collage/journaling in progress haha.
Been waiting for months to start using this thing.
Using the new Canon sticker maker is going to be a fun addition.
January 2, 2026 at 1:17 AM
First day of the new journal.
Collage/journaling in progress haha.
Been waiting for months to start using this thing.
Using the new Canon sticker maker is going to be a fun addition.
Collage/journaling in progress haha.
Been waiting for months to start using this thing.
Using the new Canon sticker maker is going to be a fun addition.
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No one is born gay. You watch Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman in Batman Returns (1992) at an early age and she turns you gay.
This is applicable to all genders.
This is applicable to all genders.
December 16, 2025 at 1:03 AM
No one is born gay. You watch Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman in Batman Returns (1992) at an early age and she turns you gay.
This is applicable to all genders.
This is applicable to all genders.
4chan Stan up on stage.
What a piece of work.
Boo game awards.
What a piece of work.
Boo game awards.
December 12, 2025 at 3:23 AM
4chan Stan up on stage.
What a piece of work.
Boo game awards.
What a piece of work.
Boo game awards.
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White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
Next year is going to be the year of great concerts. 🥰
JADE in February
Lilly Allen in April
Rosalia in June
JADE in February
Lilly Allen in April
Rosalia in June
December 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Next year is going to be the year of great concerts. 🥰
JADE in February
Lilly Allen in April
Rosalia in June
JADE in February
Lilly Allen in April
Rosalia in June
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We have Balatro at home.
November 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
We have Balatro at home.
Still alive 😂
19 days and counting.
19 days and counting.
November 18, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Still alive 😂
19 days and counting.
19 days and counting.
