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Delighted Health Insurance Executives Gather In Outdoor Coliseum To Watch Patient Battle Cancer
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December 19, 2024 at 10:05 PM
Delighted Health Insurance Executives Gather In Outdoor Coliseum To Watch Patient Battle Cancer
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Biden Carried Away By Ants
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December 15, 2024 at 5:26 PM
Biden Carried Away By Ants
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I have three adult sons. One is a carpenter, one is a soldier, and one is a teacher. All three of them went through an apprenticeship of sorts.
Only one wasn’t paid for his time. Not only was he not paid, but he paid in for the work he performed.
Guess which one?
Only one wasn’t paid for his time. Not only was he not paid, but he paid in for the work he performed.
Guess which one?
December 12, 2024 at 2:36 PM
I have three adult sons. One is a carpenter, one is a soldier, and one is a teacher. All three of them went through an apprenticeship of sorts.
Only one wasn’t paid for his time. Not only was he not paid, but he paid in for the work he performed.
Guess which one?
Only one wasn’t paid for his time. Not only was he not paid, but he paid in for the work he performed.
Guess which one?
Hello Bluesky. I made Nashville hot chicken. Anyone have tips for keeping a batter stuck to the chicken??
December 8, 2024 at 12:14 AM
Hello Bluesky. I made Nashville hot chicken. Anyone have tips for keeping a batter stuck to the chicken??
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Pros And Cons Of Eliminating The Department Of Education
Pros And Cons Of Eliminating The Department Of Education
President-elect Donald Trump promised to abolish the U.S. Department of Education. The Onion examines the pros and cons of eliminating the federal agency. PRO: Paves way for bold new predatory loans ...
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December 7, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Pros And Cons Of Eliminating The Department Of Education
Hello Bluesky. I made a pot roast!! Quite W on a cold night.
December 4, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Hello Bluesky. I made a pot roast!! Quite W on a cold night.
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Study: More Americans Buying Firearms To Defend Selves From Toddlers Who Found Their Guns | Onion News Network
A new study among the nation's gun owners has found their top reason for purchasing a firearm: self-defense against children who have picked up their unsecured guns.
A new study among the nation's gun owners has found their top reason for purchasing a firearm: self-defense against children who have picked up their unsecured guns.
Study: More Americans Buying Firearms To Defend Selves From Toddlers Who Found Their Guns
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December 3, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Study: More Americans Buying Firearms To Defend Selves From Toddlers Who Found Their Guns | Onion News Network
A new study among the nation's gun owners has found their top reason for purchasing a firearm: self-defense against children who have picked up their unsecured guns.
A new study among the nation's gun owners has found their top reason for purchasing a firearm: self-defense against children who have picked up their unsecured guns.
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Just had to explain to my family what the Minecraft movie was after the trailer played for the 5th time during the sports ball game
November 28, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Just had to explain to my family what the Minecraft movie was after the trailer played for the 5th time during the sports ball game
Watching the Chicago Bears has three stages:
Ambivalence-hope-regret
Ambivalence-hope-regret
spongebob squarepants is sitting at a table in a diner .
Alt: Me after bears are SO bad
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November 28, 2024 at 9:06 PM
Watching the Chicago Bears has three stages:
Ambivalence-hope-regret
Ambivalence-hope-regret
Bluesky I got this for my dorm. What do we think?
November 26, 2024 at 6:46 PM
Bluesky I got this for my dorm. What do we think?
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Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
November 22, 2024 at 12:35 PM
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
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A recent photo of the river Exe and some trees in the mist.
Sorry, I apologise for posting Exe/tree/mist views on Bluesky.
Sorry, I apologise for posting Exe/tree/mist views on Bluesky.
November 21, 2024 at 7:14 AM
A recent photo of the river Exe and some trees in the mist.
Sorry, I apologise for posting Exe/tree/mist views on Bluesky.
Sorry, I apologise for posting Exe/tree/mist views on Bluesky.
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Reading about the new Dune show, you tryna tell me it's 10,000 years in the past and the Atreides are kicking around? Their house name maintained its spelling 10,000 years later? Please. PUH-LEEZ.
November 20, 2024 at 5:40 AM
Reading about the new Dune show, you tryna tell me it's 10,000 years in the past and the Atreides are kicking around? Their house name maintained its spelling 10,000 years later? Please. PUH-LEEZ.
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My doctor prescribed eye drops for two weeks, but a side effect is that I constantly look like I'm on the verge of crying now.
With my luck, I'm going to be lecturing about Watergate as a single tear rolls down my cheek, Iron Eyes Cody-style.
With my luck, I'm going to be lecturing about Watergate as a single tear rolls down my cheek, Iron Eyes Cody-style.
November 20, 2024 at 2:51 PM
My doctor prescribed eye drops for two weeks, but a side effect is that I constantly look like I'm on the verge of crying now.
With my luck, I'm going to be lecturing about Watergate as a single tear rolls down my cheek, Iron Eyes Cody-style.
With my luck, I'm going to be lecturing about Watergate as a single tear rolls down my cheek, Iron Eyes Cody-style.
I made mac and cheese the other day. I am unsure what I want to change about it. It tastes good but I want it to be better.
November 20, 2024 at 3:13 PM
I made mac and cheese the other day. I am unsure what I want to change about it. It tastes good but I want it to be better.
Hello Bluesky this is Greg
November 20, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Hello Bluesky this is Greg