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Uncle Dave1307
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As you can see, I just don't fear death. In fact, the more time I spend on this app, the more I yearn for it.
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If you want to look at my page, I'm gonna need some ID.
Josh Brolin in American Gangster
Mine too, and it's almost over!
Last minute halloween costume inspiration, anyone?
Got me there. I kneel to your superior physical prowess. Can you do THAT?!
that's nothing. I can put one hand in my pocket and have the other hand NOT in my pocket. I can even do opposing pockets on a good day.
Change one letter, ruin a candy
If you see this, post a robot that isn't from Star Wars, Star Trek, Dr. Who, or Transformers.
I don't think Paul Mooney ever saw The Last Samurai
He's a dipshit but, as FBI Director, he's legally required to do all his traveling with government vehicles that have a secure communication line installed. He has to reimburse the government as if it was a commercial flight though.
Patel's girlfriend performed at Penn State last weekend. A government jet arrived at State College Regional Airport, according to its FAA registration, with an address listing the FBI HQ. The plane then flew to Nashville, where his girlfriend lives.

All on the taxpayer’s dime.
trib.al/TBvPo7A
Star Wars Visions is the LaCroix of Star Wars
it's amazing how generic anime Star Wars can be when you just kinda brush your generic anime by a big bucket of licensing.
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Ohtani speaking for all of us saying "I want to go to sleep as soon as possible."
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Ohtani was the first player to reach base 7 times in a World Series game. He is also the first player to reach base 8 times in a World Series game. And he is the first player to reach base 9 times in a World Series game.

These are all the same World Series game.
at least he didn't say 'your mom'
I reached out to The White House and asked about its use of AI-generated Halo imagery. White House Deputy Press Secretary Kush Desai just responded to me, and it's insane.

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i hate to be that bitch, but my sources are telling me this early voting data has gotten Zohran's people rightly spooked and y'all better stop assuming this one's in the bag. GOTV
Voter turnout surges in NYC mayor’s race, with Boomers and Gen X leading the charge
The data so far is good news for independent candidate Andrew Cuomo, a political scientist said.
gothamist.com
You've been in sports journalism for longer than I've been alive, so.. little of column a, some of column b?
The Pirates and the Orioles made the World Series? In the SAME YEAR?!
Happy Monday, the 32nd "Sports Equinox" (MLB, NFL, NBA and NHL in action on same day). The first Sports Equinox took place Sunday, Oct. 17, 1971. Roberto Clemente's Pirates beat the Orioles in Game 7 of the World Series the same day that featured 12 NFL games, six NHL games and three NBA games.
bro had all the time in the world to call it "Wokiepedia" and didn't. Fuck him.
I’ve never donated to Wikipedia before but I set up a small monthly donation as a fuck you to the world’s richest psychopath.
Elon Musk takes aim at Wikipedia
Musk has denounced Wikipedia as "Wokepedia" on X and urged people not to donate to the platform.
www.newsweek.com
Omos Protection Agency coming?