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Uncle Dave1307

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As you can see, I just don't fear death. In fact, the more time I spend on this app, the more I yearn for it.

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Uncle Dave1307 @dave1307.bsky.social · Nov 9

If you want to look at my page, I'm gonna need some ID.

Uncle Dave1307 @dave1307.bsky.social · 1d

Josh Brolin in American Gangster

Uncle Dave1307 @dave1307.bsky.social · 1d

My bad, Durk

Uncle Dave1307 @dave1307.bsky.social · 1d

Mine too, and it's almost over!

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Uncle Dave1307 @dave1307.bsky.social · 1d

Last minute halloween costume inspiration, anyone?

Uncle Dave1307 @dave1307.bsky.social · 2d

I have tools for this

a person is holding two small hands on their fingertips

ALT: a person is holding two small hands on their fingertips

media.tenor.com

Uncle Dave1307 @dave1307.bsky.social · 2d

Got me there. I kneel to your superior physical prowess. Can you do THAT?!

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Uncle Dave1307 @dave1307.bsky.social · 2d

that's nothing. I can put one hand in my pocket and have the other hand NOT in my pocket. I can even do opposing pockets on a good day.

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Uncle Dave1307 @dave1307.bsky.social · 2d

Change one letter, ruin a candy

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Uncle Dave1307 @dave1307.bsky.social · 2d

If you see this, post a robot that isn't from Star Wars, Star Trek, Dr. Who, or Transformers.

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Uncle Dave1307 @dave1307.bsky.social · 2d

I don't think Paul Mooney ever saw The Last Samurai

Uncle Dave1307 @dave1307.bsky.social · 2d

The Last Samurai

Uncle Dave1307 @dave1307.bsky.social · 2d

He's a dipshit but, as FBI Director, he's legally required to do all his traveling with government vehicles that have a secure communication line installed. He has to reimburse the government as if it was a commercial flight though.

The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 2d

Patel's girlfriend performed at Penn State last weekend. A government jet arrived at State College Regional Airport, according to its FAA registration, with an address listing the FBI HQ. The plane then flew to Nashville, where his girlfriend lives.

All on the taxpayer’s dime.
trib.al/TBvPo7A

Uncle Dave1307 @dave1307.bsky.social · 2d

Star Wars Visions is the LaCroix of Star Wars

Uncle Dave1307 @dave1307.bsky.social · 2d

it's amazing how generic anime Star Wars can be when you just kinda brush your generic anime by a big bucket of licensing.

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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 4d

Ohtani speaking for all of us saying "I want to go to sleep as soon as possible."

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Jon @canadianwording.bsky.social · 4d

Ohtani was the first player to reach base 7 times in a World Series game. He is also the first player to reach base 8 times in a World Series game. And he is the first player to reach base 9 times in a World Series game.

These are all the same World Series game.

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Uncle Dave1307 @dave1307.bsky.social · 4d

at least he didn't say 'your mom'

alyssa mercante @alyssamerc.bsky.social · 4d

I reached out to The White House and asked about its use of AI-generated Halo imagery. White House Deputy Press Secretary Kush Desai just responded to me, and it's insane.

I've removed the paywall. Please share and subscribe if you can.

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[Exclusive] The White House Responds To Its Use of Halo Imagery: 'Yet Another War Ended Under President Trump's Watch' | Alyssa Mercante - Video Games, Internet Culture & More

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Chagenijn @chagenijn.bsky.social · 4d

Dit dus.

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The PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 4d

i hate to be that bitch, but my sources are telling me this early voting data has gotten Zohran's people rightly spooked and y'all better stop assuming this one's in the bag. GOTV

Voter turnout surges in NYC mayor’s race, with Boomers and Gen X leading the charge

The data so far is good news for independent candidate Andrew Cuomo, a political scientist said.

gothamist.com

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Uncle Dave1307 @dave1307.bsky.social · 4d

Free

Uncle Dave1307 @dave1307.bsky.social · 4d

You've been in sports journalism for longer than I've been alive, so.. little of column a, some of column b?

Uncle Dave1307 @dave1307.bsky.social · 4d

The Pirates and the Orioles made the World Series? In the SAME YEAR?!

Bob Hille @bobhille.bsky.social · 4d

Happy Monday, the 32nd "Sports Equinox" (MLB, NFL, NBA and NHL in action on same day). The first Sports Equinox took place Sunday, Oct. 17, 1971. Roberto Clemente's Pirates beat the Orioles in Game 7 of the World Series the same day that featured 12 NFL games, six NHL games and three NBA games.

Uncle Dave1307 @dave1307.bsky.social · 4d

bro had all the time in the world to call it "Wokiepedia" and didn't. Fuck him.

Joshua Holland @joshuaholland.bsky.social · Dec 25

I’ve never donated to Wikipedia before but I set up a small monthly donation as a fuck you to the world’s richest psychopath.

Elon Musk takes aim at Wikipedia

Musk has denounced Wikipedia as "Wokepedia" on X and urged people not to donate to the platform.

www.newsweek.com

Uncle Dave1307 @dave1307.bsky.social · 4d

Omos Protection Agency coming?

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