Uncle Dave1307
@dave1307.bsky.social
As you can see, I just don't fear death. In fact, the more time I spend on this app, the more I yearn for it.
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Uncle Dave1307
@dave1307.bsky.social
· Nov 9
If you want to look at my page, I'm gonna need some ID.
This dude never gave anyone pedophile vibes? First lyric in "I'm On Fire" is "hey little girl is your daddy home"
Ew
#superbowl
Ew
#superbowl
February 12, 2026 at 4:41 PM
This dude never gave anyone pedophile vibes? First lyric in "I'm On Fire" is "hey little girl is your daddy home"
Ew
#superbowl
Ew
#superbowl
Operation: WHAT? starts now.
Step 1: replace all WHAT chants with "FUCK ICE" chants.
Step 2: see Step 1
#wrestlesky
Step 1: replace all WHAT chants with "FUCK ICE" chants.
Step 2: see Step 1
#wrestlesky
February 12, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Operation: WHAT? starts now.
Step 1: replace all WHAT chants with "FUCK ICE" chants.
Step 2: see Step 1
#wrestlesky
Step 1: replace all WHAT chants with "FUCK ICE" chants.
Step 2: see Step 1
#wrestlesky
my condoleances to everyone who still used "fart knockers" up to this point, go find a new outdated and mostly harmless swear word to say.
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February 12, 2026 at 3:07 PM
my condoleances to everyone who still used "fart knockers" up to this point, go find a new outdated and mostly harmless swear word to say.
Dom put on some glasses and gained thirty years 😭
February 12, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Dom put on some glasses and gained thirty years 😭
la semana de benito continua
Bad Bunny: Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music
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February 12, 2026 at 10:07 AM
la semana de benito continua
imagine purposely shooting your own kin dead
February 11, 2026 at 1:02 PM
imagine purposely shooting your own kin dead
"I know I'm a fascist, but how does HE know I'm a fascist?!"
Watters: I was walking in my street, a car drives by and I give him a wave. He rolls down the window and says, “F U fascist.” He doesn’t know I’m a fascist!
Jessica: Yes, he does. You’re on TV.
Jessica: Yes, he does. You’re on TV.
February 11, 2026 at 8:29 AM
"I know I'm a fascist, but how does HE know I'm a fascist?!"
Reposted by Uncle Dave1307
Watters: I was walking in my street, a car drives by and I give him a wave. He rolls down the window and says, “F U fascist.” He doesn’t know I’m a fascist!
Jessica: Yes, he does. You’re on TV.
Jessica: Yes, he does. You’re on TV.
February 10, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Watters: I was walking in my street, a car drives by and I give him a wave. He rolls down the window and says, “F U fascist.” He doesn’t know I’m a fascist!
Jessica: Yes, he does. You’re on TV.
Jessica: Yes, he does. You’re on TV.
I had a weird dream where Bad Bunny was performing on this little stage gazebo outside my favorite bar. Woke up just when I was about to record a video, sorry gang.
February 11, 2026 at 8:15 AM
I had a weird dream where Bad Bunny was performing on this little stage gazebo outside my favorite bar. Woke up just when I was about to record a video, sorry gang.
'cooked' is white people slang
February 9, 2026 at 5:37 PM
'cooked' is white people slang
what was all that shit about Bad Bunny wearing a dress at the superbowl for? that performance had it all: Pedro Pascal, big booty latinas, traditional spanish music, more big booty latinas, Ricky Martin, big booty latinas, an actual wedding, and big booty latinas.
Turning Point US could NEVER.
Turning Point US could NEVER.
February 9, 2026 at 10:13 AM
what was all that shit about Bad Bunny wearing a dress at the superbowl for? that performance had it all: Pedro Pascal, big booty latinas, traditional spanish music, more big booty latinas, Ricky Martin, big booty latinas, an actual wedding, and big booty latinas.
Turning Point US could NEVER.
Turning Point US could NEVER.
I can't believe Maxwell Jacob Friedman leaves the house looking like that
February 8, 2026 at 12:23 AM
I can't believe Maxwell Jacob Friedman leaves the house looking like that
Silky's mink made out of 100% rat ass
February 7, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Silky's mink made out of 100% rat ass
Trick Williams doesn't need to hit all those catchphrases every time, he's absolutely better at talking than anyone in the back telling him to push shit like "let's talk about it" and "lemon pepper steppers"
Not saying never say them again but its getting to the point where he can fill a bingo card
Not saying never say them again but its getting to the point where he can fill a bingo card
February 7, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Trick Williams doesn't need to hit all those catchphrases every time, he's absolutely better at talking than anyone in the back telling him to push shit like "let's talk about it" and "lemon pepper steppers"
Not saying never say them again but its getting to the point where he can fill a bingo card
Not saying never say them again but its getting to the point where he can fill a bingo card
Notes for WWE commentary:
- his name is Shinsuke, not Shin.
- it's a lockout, not a kick
- Mami was Dominik's nickname for Rhea, it's weird to keep calling her that now (this is for everybody)
#wrestlesky
- his name is Shinsuke, not Shin.
- it's a lockout, not a kick
- Mami was Dominik's nickname for Rhea, it's weird to keep calling her that now (this is for everybody)
#wrestlesky
February 7, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Notes for WWE commentary:
- his name is Shinsuke, not Shin.
- it's a lockout, not a kick
- Mami was Dominik's nickname for Rhea, it's weird to keep calling her that now (this is for everybody)
#wrestlesky
- his name is Shinsuke, not Shin.
- it's a lockout, not a kick
- Mami was Dominik's nickname for Rhea, it's weird to keep calling her that now (this is for everybody)
#wrestlesky
It'd be really funny if the absence of the lantern makes Uncle Howdy slowly turn back into NXT Bo Dallas
February 7, 2026 at 1:58 AM
It'd be really funny if the absence of the lantern makes Uncle Howdy slowly turn back into NXT Bo Dallas
I have now seen the movie No Other Choice.
February 6, 2026 at 8:54 PM
I have now seen the movie No Other Choice.
I believe Michelle Obama should shoot Donald Trump with a gun.
February 6, 2026 at 8:14 PM
I believe Michelle Obama should shoot Donald Trump with a gun.
I've come here to sign executive orders and shit my pants, and I'm all out of executive orders
February 6, 2026 at 2:02 PM
I've come here to sign executive orders and shit my pants, and I'm all out of executive orders
I'm sorry I can't take Ricochet seriously anymore. First the Drew McIntyre segment, then this 😂 #wrestlesky
February 5, 2026 at 8:10 PM
I'm sorry I can't take Ricochet seriously anymore. First the Drew McIntyre segment, then this 😂 #wrestlesky
why does AEW have a crossover comic with DC lmao
February 5, 2026 at 10:54 AM
why does AEW have a crossover comic with DC lmao
Reposted by Uncle Dave1307
what drivers see when you're wearing hi-viz vs when you're not
February 5, 2026 at 9:12 AM
what drivers see when you're wearing hi-viz vs when you're not
February 4, 2026 at 10:52 PM
They're called concentration camps, please use the correct terminology.
Update: In the past week we've learned ICE has secured property to build human warehouses in Merrimack, NH and Williamsport, MD *as well as* Surprise, AZ; Upper Bern, PA; and Tremont, PA.
Facts that bear repeating.
Facts that bear repeating.
In the past week we've learned ICE has secured property to build human warehouses in Merrimack, NH and Williamsport, MD. Just some facts I think bear repeating.
February 4, 2026 at 6:01 PM
They're called concentration camps, please use the correct terminology.