Uncle Dave1307
@dave1307.bsky.social
As you can see, I just don't fear death. In fact, the more time I spend on this app, the more I yearn for it.
It's not me, the liquor WANTS to go in me
December 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM
It's not me, the liquor WANTS to go in me
Post a lie-down selfie if you're so reclined
December 9, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Post a lie-down selfie if you're so reclined
I have been summoned by the time stamp
December 8, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I have been summoned by the time stamp
Give me a suitcase and a week.
December 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Give me a suitcase and a week.
I am but one man.
December 8, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I am but one man.
that skeet was SO specific 😭
December 8, 2025 at 2:54 PM
that skeet was SO specific 😭
understood, taking three weeks off after this week.
December 8, 2025 at 12:05 PM
understood, taking three weeks off after this week.
She'll get used to it or
a group of south park characters are standing in a crowd and one of them says you can get out
ALT: a group of south park characters are standing in a crowd and one of them says you can get out
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 7:15 PM
She'll get used to it or
Look at your hair pre-cut and then Kyle's cousin Kyle! It was my FIRST thought
December 6, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Look at your hair pre-cut and then Kyle's cousin Kyle! It was my FIRST thought
You when you got that cut:
a cartoon character from south park says " i renounce my jewish-faith "
ALT: a cartoon character from south park says " i renounce my jewish-faith "
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 7:08 PM
You when you got that cut:
What really happened will shock you
December 5, 2025 at 10:49 PM
What really happened will shock you
Editor: Where I said episode i meant issue
December 5, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Editor: Where I said episode i meant issue
Yo listen, Peter showing up in the last episode made me feel things.
December 5, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Yo listen, Peter showing up in the last episode made me feel things.
Oberyn lost to The Mountain because he was so intent on getting that confession out of him in public. He'd already won but he couldn't just claim victory and get out of reach.
November 30, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Oberyn lost to The Mountain because he was so intent on getting that confession out of him in public. He'd already won but he couldn't just claim victory and get out of reach.
bite it, post results
November 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
bite it, post results