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David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · 12h

It should be a separate crime that the premise of the commercial is that Jeff Bridges, the real-world movie star, is staying at the house of real-world movie star Zoe Saldana *specifically because he wants to be in a T-Mobile commercial*

David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · 12h

Zoe Saldana and Jeff Bridges are Academy Award winning actors. It should not be legal for them to co-star in a T-Mobile commercial

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David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · 8d

@clubchalamet.bsky.social Any thoughts on whether Timmy winning 'White Boy of the Year' at the Believe That Awards is a good sign for the Marty Supreme campaign?

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David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · 12d

Not many other 35 year old white men are brave enough to admit this: I thought the Between the Bars needledrop in The Chair Company was very funny

David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · 17d

Ruining your product for Enterprise Rent-A-Car money

David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · 17d

NHL broadcasts superimposing *animated* digital ads over the boards during gameplay is sooooo tacky

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David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · 19d

I'm the one guy in the Task universe who doesn't have anything bleak going on in my life to monologue about. Everyone's always staring at me expecting me to fill several minutes of conversation with my backstory and all I can muster is "Uhh my sports teams aren't doing so good. Kind of a drag..."

David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · Sep 21

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David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · Sep 16

(Grappling with a ballooning feeling of helplessness re: the ever-accelerating collapse of society along several fronts) I guess it's finally time to speak out to the ~50 people who look at my posts

David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · Sep 16

I've held out for almost a decade, but there's so much bad stuff going on now that I'm teetering on the brink of posting an Instagram story about some of it

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David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · Sep 10

Slovenia-Germany Eurobasket game going crazy

David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · Sep 10

NYT games empire was in its washed era when Pips suddenly strolled in as the crown jewel of the whole operation...life can still surprise and delight

David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · Sep 9

Bulls really saw Chicago sports media & fans in shambles over the Bears opener and said ”Hurry up and finish the Giddey contract!!! Doesn’t matter how much we pay him; nobody will even notice if we drop it now”

David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · Sep 5

Peacock you gotta stop playing the The Paper commercial with M79 in it every single commercial break. You are going to make me hate an indie rock classic

David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · Aug 29

Walk Hard/Mean Girls/Popstar can go up against basically any actor's three best supporting roles

David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · Aug 29

Latest Peacemaker episode is a good reminder that Tim Meadows is a generational talent

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David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · Aug 20

Carly Rae Jepsen releasing a Boy Problems hat with misspelled lyrics for the E•MO•TION 10-year anniversary...a touching tribute to the album's cartoonishly botched rollout + promotional strategy

David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · Aug 1

I would get so pissed off if I was a pretty famous guy and they asked me to go on Hot Ones Versus instead of regular Hot Ones

David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · Jul 28

The thing that's really good about this movie is how good it looks, visually. We all love seeing a bunch of people who look like this guy

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David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · Jul 27

Everyone at the baseball stadium is really good at the Hat Shuffle game they play on the video board. Good to have a little bit of a W for the wisdom of the masses during what has otherwise been a pretty protracted rough stretch

David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · Jul 27

Alex G there's been a terrible accident with your music. Something happened to make the vocals not as loud as they should be

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David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · Jul 24

One thing you have to say about Hulk Hogan is: He was really truly cartoonishly racist. One of the most racist famous guys we've ever had, outside of the people whose whole deal is intrinsically tied to being racist

David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · Jul 16

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David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · Jul 1

Get back to me when they make an AI that filters out all the Rilo Kiley songs where the guy sings

David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · Jun 26

Derik Queen's nickname should be Blizzard Man