David Conway
@davidconway.bsky.social
Can't believe we have to wait 11 months til the next NBA Cup...
December 17, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Can't believe we have to wait 11 months til the next NBA Cup...
Steelers stadium playing A-Punk...the void of post-Seven Nation Army arena rock is having some strange consequences
December 16, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Steelers stadium playing A-Punk...the void of post-Seven Nation Army arena rock is having some strange consequences
Adam Silver a great evil will be visited upon you if you do not legislate intentional fouling out of the NBA
December 14, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Adam Silver a great evil will be visited upon you if you do not legislate intentional fouling out of the NBA
@thesloppyboys.bsky.social Keep up the hyper-specific, weird riffs 💪🏋️🍯
December 8, 2025 at 5:56 AM
@thesloppyboys.bsky.social Keep up the hyper-specific, weird riffs 💪🏋️🍯
It is an absolute thrill to be getting my own personal version of Nuts and Gum with Sunday Night Football's Reality Hot Seat simulcast
December 8, 2025 at 2:51 AM
It is an absolute thrill to be getting my own personal version of Nuts and Gum with Sunday Night Football's Reality Hot Seat simulcast
Feel kind of bad for Quentin Tarantino. Man spends his whole life being really annoying and then all of a sudden people start getting mad at him for it
December 4, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Feel kind of bad for Quentin Tarantino. Man spends his whole life being really annoying and then all of a sudden people start getting mad at him for it
They should call it Spotify Rapt, on account of how much attention I’m paying to everyone’s posts about it
December 3, 2025 at 8:58 PM
They should call it Spotify Rapt, on account of how much attention I’m paying to everyone’s posts about it
Telling people I canceled my Spotify account on moral grounds when it was really because I was offended about my "listening age"
December 3, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Telling people I canceled my Spotify account on moral grounds when it was really because I was offended about my "listening age"
I heard in the new Avatar movie they're gonna explain why those guys are all blue
December 3, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I heard in the new Avatar movie they're gonna explain why those guys are all blue
Hello Operator / Till I Collapse mashup is one of the most insane things I’ve seen during a football game
November 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Hello Operator / Till I Collapse mashup is one of the most insane things I’ve seen during a football game
Emmy award winner Joseph Tudisco
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Emmy award winner Joseph Tudisco
Going to use this account just to index the most offensive celebrity commercial appearances. Melissa McCarthy movies have made $2+ billion and she is playing an elf in a Verizon ad
November 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Going to use this account just to index the most offensive celebrity commercial appearances. Melissa McCarthy movies have made $2+ billion and she is playing an elf in a Verizon ad
ME WITH ACCESS TO A TIME MACHINE: So yeah, Joker & the Thief is comfortably Wolfmother's most enduring song in 2025 — in regular rotation at sporting events, while Woman is all but forgotten
16-YEAR OLD ME: Damn that's crazy. Anything else crazy about the future
PRESENT-DAY ME: Don't worry about it
16-YEAR OLD ME: Damn that's crazy. Anything else crazy about the future
PRESENT-DAY ME: Don't worry about it
November 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
ME WITH ACCESS TO A TIME MACHINE: So yeah, Joker & the Thief is comfortably Wolfmother's most enduring song in 2025 — in regular rotation at sporting events, while Woman is all but forgotten
16-YEAR OLD ME: Damn that's crazy. Anything else crazy about the future
PRESENT-DAY ME: Don't worry about it
16-YEAR OLD ME: Damn that's crazy. Anything else crazy about the future
PRESENT-DAY ME: Don't worry about it
Now everyone is talking about the 5-0 Chicago Bulls and their upcoming rematch against the New York Knicks
Everyone is buzzing about the big sporting event of the night: The Chicago Bulls defeating the Atlanta Hawks 128-123 to go to 3-0 on the season
November 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Now everyone is talking about the 5-0 Chicago Bulls and their upcoming rematch against the New York Knicks
Eating lunch at exactly noon…I’m such a fucking sheep
October 29, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Eating lunch at exactly noon…I’m such a fucking sheep
Everyone is buzzing about the big sporting event of the night: The Chicago Bulls defeating the Atlanta Hawks 128-123 to go to 3-0 on the season
October 28, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Everyone is buzzing about the big sporting event of the night: The Chicago Bulls defeating the Atlanta Hawks 128-123 to go to 3-0 on the season
Zoe Saldana and Jeff Bridges are Academy Award winning actors. It should not be legal for them to co-star in a T-Mobile commercial
October 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Zoe Saldana and Jeff Bridges are Academy Award winning actors. It should not be legal for them to co-star in a T-Mobile commercial
@clubchalamet.bsky.social Any thoughts on whether Timmy winning 'White Boy of the Year' at the Believe That Awards is a good sign for the Marty Supreme campaign?
October 17, 2025 at 3:52 AM
@clubchalamet.bsky.social Any thoughts on whether Timmy winning 'White Boy of the Year' at the Believe That Awards is a good sign for the Marty Supreme campaign?
Not many other 35 year old white men are brave enough to admit this: I thought the Between the Bars needledrop in The Chair Company was very funny
October 13, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Not many other 35 year old white men are brave enough to admit this: I thought the Between the Bars needledrop in The Chair Company was very funny
NHL broadcasts superimposing *animated* digital ads over the boards during gameplay is sooooo tacky
October 7, 2025 at 10:50 PM
NHL broadcasts superimposing *animated* digital ads over the boards during gameplay is sooooo tacky
I'm the one guy in the Task universe who doesn't have anything bleak going on in my life to monologue about. Everyone's always staring at me expecting me to fill several minutes of conversation with my backstory and all I can muster is "Uhh my sports teams aren't doing so good. Kind of a drag..."
October 6, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I'm the one guy in the Task universe who doesn't have anything bleak going on in my life to monologue about. Everyone's always staring at me expecting me to fill several minutes of conversation with my backstory and all I can muster is "Uhh my sports teams aren't doing so good. Kind of a drag..."
I've held out for almost a decade, but there's so much bad stuff going on now that I'm teetering on the brink of posting an Instagram story about some of it
September 16, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I've held out for almost a decade, but there's so much bad stuff going on now that I'm teetering on the brink of posting an Instagram story about some of it
Slovenia-Germany Eurobasket game going crazy
September 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Slovenia-Germany Eurobasket game going crazy
NYT games empire was in its washed era when Pips suddenly strolled in as the crown jewel of the whole operation...life can still surprise and delight
September 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
NYT games empire was in its washed era when Pips suddenly strolled in as the crown jewel of the whole operation...life can still surprise and delight
Bulls really saw Chicago sports media & fans in shambles over the Bears opener and said ”Hurry up and finish the Giddey contract!!! Doesn’t matter how much we pay him; nobody will even notice if we drop it now”
September 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Bulls really saw Chicago sports media & fans in shambles over the Bears opener and said ”Hurry up and finish the Giddey contract!!! Doesn’t matter how much we pay him; nobody will even notice if we drop it now”