["All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth" Nat King Cole, etc]
All I want for Christmas is democracy
Democracy, democracy
Gee, if we could only save democracy
Then I could wish you Merry Christmas 1/3
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
["All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth" Nat King Cole, etc]
All I want for Christmas is democracy
Democracy, democracy
Gee, if we could only save democracy
Then I could wish you Merry Christmas 1/3
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
[Dean Martin "Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!"]
Our democracy is delightful
But the scourge of Trump is frightful
As U.S. prestige sinks low
Let him go! Let him go! Let him go! 1/6
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
[Dean Martin "Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!"]
Our democracy is delightful
But the scourge of Trump is frightful
As U.S. prestige sinks low
Let him go! Let him go! Let him go! 1/6
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
["Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"]
We sadly point out a sobering truth
When fascist cults win, democracies lose
Donald Trump is burning it down! 1/7
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
["Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"]
We sadly point out a sobering truth
When fascist cults win, democracies lose
Donald Trump is burning it down! 1/7
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
[God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen]
From New York City slumlord roots
A racist grifter came
And unto White supremacists
Gave hatred without shame
A TV show celebrity
He’s Donald Trump by name 1/4
O ravings of anger and hate
Anger and hate
O ravings of anger and hate
[God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen]
From New York City slumlord roots
A racist grifter came
And unto White supremacists
Gave hatred without shame
A TV show celebrity
He’s Donald Trump by name 1/4
O ravings of anger and hate
Anger and hate
O ravings of anger and hate
["It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas"]
They're beginning to look a lot like mobsters
Even worse this time
Trump's incompetent nominees and minions who aim to please
Misogynist swamp creatures plotting crimes 1/6
["It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas"]
They're beginning to look a lot like mobsters
Even worse this time
Trump's incompetent nominees and minions who aim to please
Misogynist swamp creatures plotting crimes 1/6
[Johnny Mercer "Ac-Cent-Tchu-Ate the Positive"]
[Chorus 1]
We've gotta elect more honest Democrats
Vote out the cult with MAGA hats
To end rule by right-wing autocrats
Dismiss the Toxic Tangerine 1/5
[Johnny Mercer "Ac-Cent-Tchu-Ate the Positive"]
[Chorus 1]
We've gotta elect more honest Democrats
Vote out the cult with MAGA hats
To end rule by right-wing autocrats
Dismiss the Toxic Tangerine 1/5
[John Prine "Illegal Smile"]
When I woke up this morning, things were lookin' bad
Seemed like White nostalgia was the only crutch I had
A bad burrito tried to clean me out, and won
And it was twelve o'clock before I got done cleanin' all my guns 1/6
[John Prine "Illegal Smile"]
When I woke up this morning, things were lookin' bad
Seemed like White nostalgia was the only crutch I had
A bad burrito tried to clean me out, and won
And it was twelve o'clock before I got done cleanin' all my guns 1/6
[Simon & Garfunkel "The Boxer"]
I was once a playboy
But that story's getting old
I mismanaged my inheritance
Then I scammed a lot of suckers
With false promises
All lies and jest
But those fools hear what they want to hear
And disregard the rest 1/10
[Simon & Garfunkel "The Boxer"]
I was once a playboy
But that story's getting old
I mismanaged my inheritance
Then I scammed a lot of suckers
With false promises
All lies and jest
But those fools hear what they want to hear
And disregard the rest 1/10
[Jimmy Buffett "Margaritaville"]
[Verse 1]
Tryin' to calm down, watchin' the orange clown
Talkin' 'bout tariffs and pumpin' more oil
Trump sounds like a halfwit, dishin' out bullshit
But his rabble's always threatenin' to boil 1/7
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
[Jimmy Buffett "Margaritaville"]
[Verse 1]
Tryin' to calm down, watchin' the orange clown
Talkin' 'bout tariffs and pumpin' more oil
Trump sounds like a halfwit, dishin' out bullshit
But his rabble's always threatenin' to boil 1/7
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
[Jack Yellen (lyrics), Milton Ager (music), "Happy Days Are Here Again"]
Trumpy days are here again!
The warning signs are clear again
Autocratic acts cause fear again
Trumpy days are here again! 1/7
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
[Jack Yellen (lyrics), Milton Ager (music), "Happy Days Are Here Again"]
Trumpy days are here again!
The warning signs are clear again
Autocratic acts cause fear again
Trumpy days are here again! 1/7
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
[Don McLean "American Pie"]
[Verse 1]
A long, long time ago
I can still remember how elections
Used to make me smile
And I knew if we used our votes
To separate the sheep from goats
Then decent people governed for a while 1/19
:
[Don McLean "American Pie"]
[Verse 1]
A long, long time ago
I can still remember how elections
Used to make me smile
And I knew if we used our votes
To separate the sheep from goats
Then decent people governed for a while 1/19
:
[Kenny Rogers "The Gambler"]
On a warm summer evening
At a place called Mar-a-Lago
I met an aging demagogue
We were both too tired to sleep
He showed me NFT crap
That he sold to grift the suckers
But to cover up his farting
He soon began to speak 1/7
[Kenny Rogers "The Gambler"]
On a warm summer evening
At a place called Mar-a-Lago
I met an aging demagogue
We were both too tired to sleep
He showed me NFT crap
That he sold to grift the suckers
But to cover up his farting
He soon began to speak 1/7
[John Prine "Your Flag Decal Won’t Get You Into Heaven Anymore"]
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult 0/6
[John Prine "Your Flag Decal Won’t Get You Into Heaven Anymore"]
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult 0/6
[Lucinda Williams "Can’t Let Go"]
[Verse 1]
He fooled our voters one more time
He'll give our children reasons to cry
Yeah, he's evil, we know it but we can't dump Trump 1/10
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
[Lucinda Williams "Can’t Let Go"]
[Verse 1]
He fooled our voters one more time
He'll give our children reasons to cry
Yeah, he's evil, we know it but we can't dump Trump 1/10
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
[U.S. Coast Guard "Semper Paratus"]
[Verse 1]
From making laws to spending funds
We're clearly in a slump
No spines are found in GOP
'Cause they offend our Trump 1/3
:
[U.S. Coast Guard "Semper Paratus"]
[Verse 1]
From making laws to spending funds
We're clearly in a slump
No spines are found in GOP
'Cause they offend our Trump 1/3
:
[Edmund Gruber "The Field Artillery Song"]
[Verse 1]
Trump is old, he is frail, his ideas are sure to fail
But his clown show goes rolling along!
See them pout, hear them shout, often wrong but not in doubt
As his clown show goes rolling along! 1/6
[Edmund Gruber "The Field Artillery Song"]
[Verse 1]
Trump is old, he is frail, his ideas are sure to fail
But his clown show goes rolling along!
See them pout, hear them shout, often wrong but not in doubt
As his clown show goes rolling along! 1/6
[Cole Porter "Don't Fence Me In"]
Oh, give me clout I can flout with no oversight at all
Don't fence Trump in
I'll sell meme trash so bribe cash seems like a legal haul
Don't fence Trump in 1/6
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
[Cole Porter "Don't Fence Me In"]
Oh, give me clout I can flout with no oversight at all
Don't fence Trump in
I'll sell meme trash so bribe cash seems like a legal haul
Don't fence Trump in 1/6
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
[U.S. Navy "Anchors Aweigh"]
[Verse 1]
Vote out the GOP
Flush cowards away
They don't dare find their spines
Or Trump's cult makes them pay-ay-ay-ay
Out with conspiracists
Wankers away
We'll save democracy
And terminate Trump's crypto-bribe buffet 1/3
[U.S. Navy "Anchors Aweigh"]
[Verse 1]
Vote out the GOP
Flush cowards away
They don't dare find their spines
Or Trump's cult makes them pay-ay-ay-ay
Out with conspiracists
Wankers away
We'll save democracy
And terminate Trump's crypto-bribe buffet 1/3
["The Ballad of Gilligan's Isle" theme for Gilligan's Island]
Just listen up and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a tragic choice,
When U.S. picked a fascist clown
As its White nostalgia voice. 1/8
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
["The Ballad of Gilligan's Isle" theme for Gilligan's Island]
Just listen up and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a tragic choice,
When U.S. picked a fascist clown
As its White nostalgia voice. 1/8
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
[Dolly Parton "9 to 5"]
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult 0/8
[Sadly, justice for Trump now seems like sheer fantasy.]
[But hope and work for free and fair elections in 2026.]
[Dolly Parton "9 to 5"]
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult 0/8
[Sadly, justice for Trump now seems like sheer fantasy.]
[But hope and work for free and fair elections in 2026.]
[Jule Styne & Leo Robin "Diamonds Are a Girl’s Best Friend"]
[Intro]
Most Democrats respect the law
It's valued in their tribe
But I prefer the GOP
They're more inclined to bribe 0/7
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
[Jule Styne & Leo Robin "Diamonds Are a Girl’s Best Friend"]
[Intro]
Most Democrats respect the law
It's valued in their tribe
But I prefer the GOP
They're more inclined to bribe 0/7
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
[Woody Guthrie "This Land Is Your Land"]
Trump bullies roughshod, wielding the slack-jawed
From MAGA voters to his fascist goon squads
From appointed morons to his drones in Congress
Trump's cult is bad for you and me 1/6
[Woody Guthrie "This Land Is Your Land"]
Trump bullies roughshod, wielding the slack-jawed
From MAGA voters to his fascist goon squads
From appointed morons to his drones in Congress
Trump's cult is bad for you and me 1/6
[Patsy Cline "Crazy"]
Crazy
We're crazy for buying your bullshit
We're crazy
Crazy for not voting blue 1/5
We knew
Your first term served only to serve you
And it ended
With your cult attempting a coup 2/5
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
[Patsy Cline "Crazy"]
Crazy
We're crazy for buying your bullshit
We're crazy
Crazy for not voting blue 1/5
We knew
Your first term served only to serve you
And it ended
With your cult attempting a coup 2/5
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
[Robert MacArthur Crawford "Air Force Song (Off We Go)"]
[Verse 1]
Off he goes, weaving his way through blunders
Pandering to his cult crowd
In Trump's mind, he has the right to plunder
Fools are ground meant to be plowed 1/6
:
[Robert MacArthur Crawford "Air Force Song (Off We Go)"]
[Verse 1]
Off he goes, weaving his way through blunders
Pandering to his cult crowd
In Trump's mind, he has the right to plunder
Fools are ground meant to be plowed 1/6
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