David Matheny
davidmatheny1.bsky.social
David Matheny
@davidmatheny1.bsky.social
Retired news junkie. Relentlessly rational. Follows to shape feed.
All I Want For Christmas Is Democracy
["All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth" Nat King Cole, etc]

All I want for Christmas is democracy
Democracy, democracy
Gee, if we could only save democracy
Then I could wish you Merry Christmas 1/3

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
December 7, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Let him go! Let him go! Let him go! (GOP) v1.2
[Dean Martin "Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!"]

Our democracy is delightful
But the scourge of Trump is frightful
As U.S. prestige sinks low
Let him go! Let him go! Let him go! 1/6

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
December 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Donald Trump Is Burning It Down v1.1
["Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"]

We sadly point out a sobering truth
When fascist cults win, democracies lose
Donald Trump is burning it down! 1/7

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
December 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Resist the Fascist Grifter Man
[God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen]

From New York City slumlord roots
A racist grifter came
And unto White supremacists
Gave hatred without shame
A TV show celebrity
He’s Donald Trump by name 1/4
O ravings of anger and hate
Anger and hate
O ravings of anger and hate
December 4, 2025 at 5:36 PM
They're Beginning to Look a Lot Like Mobsters
["It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas"]

They're beginning to look a lot like mobsters
Even worse this time
Trump's incompetent nominees and minions who aim to please
Misogynist swamp creatures plotting crimes 1/6
December 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Elect More Honest Democrats
[Johnny Mercer "Ac-Cent-Tchu-Ate the Positive"]

[Chorus 1]
We've gotta elect more honest Democrats
Vote out the cult with MAGA hats
To end rule by right-wing autocrats
Dismiss the Toxic Tangerine 1/5
December 2, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Trump Rally Smile v1.2
[John Prine "Illegal Smile"]

When I woke up this morning, things were lookin' bad
Seemed like White nostalgia was the only crutch I had
A bad burrito tried to clean me out, and won
And it was twelve o'clock before I got done cleanin' all my guns 1/6
December 1, 2025 at 8:34 PM
The Liar (Trump) v1.2
[Simon & Garfunkel "The Boxer"]

I was once a playboy
But that story's getting old
I mismanaged my inheritance
Then I scammed a lot of suckers
With false promises
All lies and jest
But those fools hear what they want to hear
And disregard the rest 1/10
November 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
MAGAcheetoville
[Jimmy Buffett "Margaritaville"]

[Verse 1]
Tryin' to calm down, watchin' the orange clown
Talkin' 'bout tariffs and pumpin' more oil
Trump sounds like a halfwit, dishin' out bullshit
But his rabble's always threatenin' to boil 1/7

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
November 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Trumpy Days Are Here Again
[Jack Yellen (lyrics), Milton Ager (music), "Happy Days Are Here Again"]

Trumpy days are here again!
The warning signs are clear again
Autocratic acts cause fear again
Trumpy days are here again! 1/7

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
November 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
America, Why (Trump) v1.8
[Don McLean "American Pie"]

[Verse 1]
A long, long time ago
I can still remember how elections
Used to make me smile
And I knew if we used our votes
To separate the sheep from goats
Then decent people governed for a while 1/19
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November 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The Demagogue (Trump)
[Kenny Rogers "The Gambler"]

On a warm summer evening
At a place called Mar-a-Lago
I met an aging demagogue
We were both too tired to sleep
He showed me NFT crap
That he sold to grift the suckers
But to cover up his farting
He soon began to speak 1/7
November 26, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Your MAGA Hat Won’t Get You Into Heaven Anymore v1.3
[John Prine "Your Flag Decal Won’t Get You Into Heaven Anymore"]

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult 0/6
November 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Can’t Dump Trump (GOP)
[Lucinda Williams "Can’t Let Go"]

[Verse 1]
He fooled our voters one more time
He'll give our children reasons to cry
Yeah, he's evil, we know it but we can't dump Trump 1/10

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
November 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Simpering Parrots (GOP)
[U.S. Coast Guard "Semper Paratus"]

[Verse 1]
From making laws to spending funds
We're clearly in a slump
No spines are found in GOP
'Cause they offend our Trump 1/3
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November 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
The Trump Futility Song v1.1
[Edmund Gruber "The Field Artillery Song"]

[Verse 1]
Trump is old, he is frail, his ideas are sure to fail
But his clown show goes rolling along!
See them pout, hear them shout, often wrong but not in doubt
As his clown show goes rolling along! 1/6
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Don't Fence Trump In v1.1
[Cole Porter "Don't Fence Me In"]

Oh, give me clout I can flout with no oversight at all
Don't fence Trump in
I'll sell meme trash so bribe cash seems like a legal haul
Don't fence Trump in 1/6

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
November 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Donald Trump isn't the cop you want to show up when you're being mugged: Come on, let's just end this. Mr. Putin has agreed to put the knife away if Mr. Zelenskyy will just hand over his wallet. Then we can all go about our business. Now can I get an award for keeping the peace?
November 21, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Wankers Away (GOP)
[U.S. Navy "Anchors Aweigh"]

[Verse 1]
Vote out the GOP
Flush cowards away
They don't dare find their spines
Or Trump's cult makes them pay-ay-ay-ay
Out with conspiracists
Wankers away
We'll save democracy
And terminate Trump's crypto-bribe buffet 1/3
November 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
The Ballad of Donald Trump Hell v1.2
["The Ballad of Gilligan's Isle" theme for Gilligan's Island]

Just listen up and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a tragic choice,
When U.S. picked a fascist clown
As its White nostalgia voice. 1/8

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
November 19, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Trump 3 to 5 (years)
[Dolly Parton "9 to 5"]

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult 0/8

[Sadly, justice for Trump now seems like sheer fantasy.]
[But hope and work for free and fair elections in 2026.]
November 18, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Meme Coins Are a Trump’s Best Friend v1.1
[Jule Styne & Leo Robin "Diamonds Are a Girl’s Best Friend"]

[Intro]
Most Democrats respect the law
It's valued in their tribe
But I prefer the GOP
They're more inclined to bribe 0/7

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
November 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Trump's Cult Is Bad for You and Me v1.2
[Woody Guthrie "This Land Is Your Land"]

Trump bullies roughshod, wielding the slack-jawed
From MAGA voters to his fascist goon squads
From appointed morons to his drones in Congress
Trump's cult is bad for you and me 1/6
November 16, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Crazy (Trump)
[Patsy Cline "Crazy"]

Crazy
We're crazy for buying your bullshit
We're crazy
Crazy for not voting blue 1/5

We knew
Your first term served only to serve you
And it ended
With your cult attempting a coup 2/5

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
November 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Trump Force Song (Off He Goes)
[Robert MacArthur Crawford "Air Force Song (Off We Go)"]

[Verse 1]
Off he goes, weaving his way through blunders
Pandering to his cult crowd
In Trump's mind, he has the right to plunder
Fools are ground meant to be plowed 1/6
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November 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM