David Mazzie
@davidmazzie.bsky.social
Musician, educator (retired), bon vivant, unindicted co-conspirator. Former Flatlander living amongst the 🧀heads. 💙 through and through. 🌈 ally. Pro- Choice. 🚫 DMs unless you ask in the common area first. I stand with Ukraine.
If he is pissing off Lord Dampnut, he must be doing something right.
November 29, 2025 at 9:57 PM
If he is pissing off Lord Dampnut, he must be doing something right.
I have been retired almost six months, and I never gave any thought to any of these things. Makes a lot of sense, though.
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7 Things That Go Quiet After You Retire (Nobody Talks About This) #earlyretirement #financialfreedom #retirementmindset
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November 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I have been retired almost six months, and I never gave any thought to any of these things. Makes a lot of sense, though.
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Cool... I'll just assume I won't have to pay my federal taxes next spring!
If you believe this, I've got a bridge in the middle of the Atlantic ocean to sell you.
November 29, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Cool... I'll just assume I won't have to pay my federal taxes next spring!
Alice's Restaurant - Original 1967 Recording
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November 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
In the case of Lord Dampnut, the rotting has long started already.
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 AM
In the case of Lord Dampnut, the rotting has long started already.
How about "Treasonblican"?
November 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
How about "Treasonblican"?
Sen. Kelly is more of an American... he'll, WAY more a man... than Lord Dampnut can ever dream of being.
Astronaut, American military hero & patriot 🇺🇸-everything the 5-time draft dodging pedophile rapist convicted felon hates. #TR4I7OR💀
November 25, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Sen. Kelly is more of an American... he'll, WAY more a man... than Lord Dampnut can ever dream of being.
I'm guessing Meemaw is pissed at Lady Lindsey who having his phone confiscated.
"Go out back to the garden, cut me a switch, and wait for me in the woodshed."
"Go out back to the garden, cut me a switch, and wait for me in the woodshed."
November 21, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I'm guessing Meemaw is pissed at Lady Lindsey who having his phone confiscated.
"Go out back to the garden, cut me a switch, and wait for me in the woodshed."
"Go out back to the garden, cut me a switch, and wait for me in the woodshed."
This is a man who knows how to be "presidential."
God, I miss those days.
God, I miss those days.
Ahead of Veterans Day, I was honored to welcome a flight of veterans and their families as they arrived in DC.
November 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
This is a man who knows how to be "presidential."
God, I miss those days.
God, I miss those days.
I'm surprised they just don't send drones to blow them up. That would be totally on brand for this regime. www.smartnews.com/en-us/articl...
UPS Can’t Deliver Thousands of Packages Because the White House Says They’re Probably Illegal Drugs (MotorBiscuit)
Somewhere in a warehouse right now, a box full of tea, a telescope, and a handblown glass decanter are sitting under fluorescent lights. They’re waiting for...
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November 9, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I'm surprised they just don't send drones to blow them up. That would be totally on brand for this regime. www.smartnews.com/en-us/articl...
Uh-oh... Grampa's high on Adderall again. Give him his pudding and get him to bed.
Trump: "For generations Miami has been a haven for those fleeing communist tyranny in South Africa. I mean, if you take a look at what's going on in parts of South Africa. Look at South Africa, what's going on. Look at South America, what's going on. You know, we have a G20 meeting in South Africa."
November 5, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Uh-oh... Grampa's high on Adderall again. Give him his pudding and get him to bed.
Yeah, but at least we won't be eating the cats and dogs... so, there's that.
Moses Mike don’t threaten us with good times….
Mike Johnson: "Imagine a scenario where they were in charge and they didn't have the filibuster. We would have nationalized elections, they would infringe on our 2A rights, they'd pack the Supreme Court, and they'd make Puerto Rico and DC states."
November 4, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Yeah, but at least we won't be eating the cats and dogs... so, there's that.
Well, it's like the it's saying goes... "Nazis of a feather goose step together."
Or something like that.
Or something like that.
During a heated debate, Katie Miller, wife to Stephen Miller, suggested that her co-panelist on the show, progressive commentator Cenk Uygur, should be deported. “You better check your citizenship application and hope that everything was legal and correct,” she said.
Former Trump Official Katie Miller Threatens Cenk Uygur With Deportation During Heated Debate
Miller also accused Uygur of being antisemitic toward her, despite Uygur making no mention of her faith or ethnicity.
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October 31, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Well, it's like the it's saying goes... "Nazis of a feather goose step together."
Or something like that.
Or something like that.
So, does this allow us to see what Selena Gomez tastes like?
October 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
So, does this allow us to see what Selena Gomez tastes like?
Well, as Lord Dampnut is a heartless, egomaniacal son of a bitch who should have swallowed Fred's load, these words have no meaning to him.
He doesn't give a shit about anything but self idolizing.
He doesn't give a shit about anything but self idolizing.
Former first lady Betty Ford said of the East Wing, which Trump promised not to touch but now appears to be demolishing for his oh-so-Trumpian ballroom:
"If the West Wing is the mind of the nation, then the East Wing is the heart."
"If the West Wing is the mind of the nation, then the East Wing is the heart."
October 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Well, as Lord Dampnut is a heartless, egomaniacal son of a bitch who should have swallowed Fred's load, these words have no meaning to him.
He doesn't give a shit about anything but self idolizing.
He doesn't give a shit about anything but self idolizing.
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If this photo and the fact they have to AI to even have such a photo doesn’t sicken, enrage you and make you want to remove him- you’re not an American Patriot.
October 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
If this photo and the fact they have to AI to even have such a photo doesn’t sicken, enrage you and make you want to remove him- you’re not an American Patriot.
A little audacious that he thinks he'll still be in office in 20 years. In his current health (despite what his people say), I would be surprised if he live past this current term.
He’s informing us that he has no intention of ever leaving the White House unless we formally indict him, prosecute him, and remove him from office.
October 21, 2025 at 12:16 PM
A little audacious that he thinks he'll still be in office in 20 years. In his current health (despite what his people say), I would be surprised if he live past this current term.
Hitler was elected Chancellor in 1933.
ELECTED
Meghan McCain knows diddlytwat about History.
ELECTED
Meghan McCain knows diddlytwat about History.
October 20, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Hitler was elected Chancellor in 1933.
ELECTED
Meghan McCain knows diddlytwat about History.
ELECTED
Meghan McCain knows diddlytwat about History.
Pictures from war torn Waterown, WI.
October 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Pictures from war torn Waterown, WI.
All dressed up for ##NoKingsWatertown.
October 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
All dressed up for ##NoKingsWatertown.
If you've heard her sing, you'd know just how comical it is.
Lara Trump said that she is willing to perform at Turning Point’s MAGA alternate Super Bowl halftime show to counter-program Bad Bunny, but she hasn’t been asked yet.
October 18, 2025 at 2:40 PM
If you've heard her sing, you'd know just how comical it is.