Davidtheboy
@davidtheboy.bsky.social
24 y/o
My name is David and I've been on the internet for way too long now.
Artist? Sometimes
Writer? Maybe
Movie Watcher? Absolutely
My name is David and I've been on the internet for way too long now.
Artist? Sometimes
Writer? Maybe
Movie Watcher? Absolutely
Pinned
"Don't you think putting the new generation in a submarine under an ocean of blood seems a bit harsh?"
"What makes you say that?"
"If you really wanted to torture them, just make them watch this show!"
"What makes you say that?"
"If you really wanted to torture them, just make them watch this show!"
two muppets are talking to each other in front of a bookshelf and a computer keyboard
ALT: two muppets are talking to each other in front of a bookshelf and a computer keyboard
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2026 at 12:52 AM
"Don't you think putting the new generation in a submarine under an ocean of blood seems a bit harsh?"
"What makes you say that?"
"If you really wanted to torture them, just make them watch this show!"
"What makes you say that?"
"If you really wanted to torture them, just make them watch this show!"
Today I will pay tribute to David Lynch by having two cookies and a Coke
January 20, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Today I will pay tribute to David Lynch by having two cookies and a Coke
Reposted by Davidtheboy
Genocide Route | Pacifist Route
January 16, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Genocide Route | Pacifist Route
The best part about getting drunk is that you find that one song that you instantly decide to listen to nothing but only that for the rest of the night.
This is tonight's song:
youtu.be/FcRBUd_gJBg?...
This is tonight's song:
youtu.be/FcRBUd_gJBg?...
January 12, 2026 at 1:28 AM
The best part about getting drunk is that you find that one song that you instantly decide to listen to nothing but only that for the rest of the night.
This is tonight's song:
youtu.be/FcRBUd_gJBg?...
This is tonight's song:
youtu.be/FcRBUd_gJBg?...
The fuck you mean I logged this on Flood's anniversary
1.) Flood by They Might Be Giants (1990)
(5/5)
Flansburgh and Linnel I kneel
TOP 5 TRACKS:
•Birdhouse In Your Soul
•Particle Man
•Your Racist Friend
•Sapphire Bullets Of Pure Love
•Road Movie to Berlin
(5/5)
Flansburgh and Linnel I kneel
TOP 5 TRACKS:
•Birdhouse In Your Soul
•Particle Man
•Your Racist Friend
•Sapphire Bullets Of Pure Love
•Road Movie to Berlin
January 3, 2026 at 2:21 PM
The fuck you mean I logged this on Flood's anniversary
MEDIA THREAD 2026 (Bluesky edition)
January 1, 2026 at 12:51 PM
MEDIA THREAD 2026 (Bluesky edition)
Reposted by Davidtheboy
I forgot the rating but this is a 3/5
186.) Bah, Humduck!: A Looney Tunes Christmas (2006)
INSHALLAH Daffy will go to hell
INSHALLAH Daffy will go to hell
December 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I forgot the rating but this is a 3/5
I'm not gonna post my Spotify Wrapped (I hardly use it) so I'm just gonna tell you that @tmbg.bsky.social was my top band this year and this was the top song:
youtu.be/ZUgMpG1I_o8?...
youtu.be/ZUgMpG1I_o8?...
December 3, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I'm not gonna post my Spotify Wrapped (I hardly use it) so I'm just gonna tell you that @tmbg.bsky.social was my top band this year and this was the top song:
youtu.be/ZUgMpG1I_o8?...
youtu.be/ZUgMpG1I_o8?...
November 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Forgot to post this when I finished the movie
Sorry Bout that
Sorry Bout that
171.) Child's Play (2019)
(2/5)
(CW for gore and animal cruelty)
Damn they really SOULed out with this one
(2/5)
(CW for gore and animal cruelty)
Damn they really SOULed out with this one
November 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Forgot to post this when I finished the movie
Sorry Bout that
Sorry Bout that
What if Gordon Ramsey ate one of the cotton candy cocoons from Killer Klowns From Outer Space
November 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
What if Gordon Ramsey ate one of the cotton candy cocoons from Killer Klowns From Outer Space
Being a Transformers fan fucking sucks right now WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS AI SHIT IS $3200???
October 29, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Being a Transformers fan fucking sucks right now WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS AI SHIT IS $3200???
Courtney Crumrin here was commissioned by yours truly!
October 29, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Courtney Crumrin here was commissioned by yours truly!
I hate to be a buzzkill today but my eldest cat, Blindy (you can properly guess why we named her that), passed away today. This is the last photo I took. I'm going to miss her.
RIP
2008-2025
RIP
2008-2025
October 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I hate to be a buzzkill today but my eldest cat, Blindy (you can properly guess why we named her that), passed away today. This is the last photo I took. I'm going to miss her.
RIP
2008-2025
RIP
2008-2025
There is a non-zero chance they will say "skibidi" and or "rizz" in Kamen Rider Zeztz mark my fucking words
September 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
There is a non-zero chance they will say "skibidi" and or "rizz" in Kamen Rider Zeztz mark my fucking words
PANTY AND STOCKING SEASON 3 WE LIVE IN THE GOOD TIMELINE
September 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
PANTY AND STOCKING SEASON 3 WE LIVE IN THE GOOD TIMELINE
Just saw an Empire Today commercial without the CG man. God has abandoned us
September 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Just saw an Empire Today commercial without the CG man. God has abandoned us
Epic Rap Battles of History:
Fallen Aces Goon vs LEGO Batman Goon
Fallen Aces Goon vs LEGO Batman Goon
September 20, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Epic Rap Battles of History:
Fallen Aces Goon vs LEGO Batman Goon
Fallen Aces Goon vs LEGO Batman Goon
Sometimes I get mad that I'm not watching Robot Carnival right this instant
September 20, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Sometimes I get mad that I'm not watching Robot Carnival right this instant