dcoke
@dcoke9.bsky.social
He/him/his. I may have fallen for your body, but it's your mind that's keeping me up. Use your words, please. Gatherer of experiences. Bringer of jokes.
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dcoke
@dcoke9.bsky.social
· Dec 30
The guy running the sex trafficking ring in "Taken" deserves to die if for no other reason than saying that he has a "very unique business" with a "very unique clientele".
Unique = one of a kind. There are no degrees of unique.
Really, it's a crime against humanity.
Unique = one of a kind. There are no degrees of unique.
Really, it's a crime against humanity.
And if you're clicking on those links, cut that shit out, would you please? If it stops working, they'll go away.
December 20, 2025 at 2:52 AM
And if you're clicking on those links, cut that shit out, would you please? If it stops working, they'll go away.
Man, some of the AI slop in the DM spam over at the other place is truly unhinged. If the AI thinks that a human being would actually write like that, we have nothing to worry about.
December 20, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Man, some of the AI slop in the DM spam over at the other place is truly unhinged. If the AI thinks that a human being would actually write like that, we have nothing to worry about.
Making it clap from the back, acting like it was your last time. 🎼
December 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Making it clap from the back, acting like it was your last time. 🎼
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🎅 Santa is officially a sex icon! From dad vibes to dad bods, women everywhere fantasize about him.
DeepThroat: Holiday Edition w/ Emily Muse goes down the chimney of reasons behind Santaphilia.
It’s hot, it’s sexy, and it’s HOT for Christmas.
Sunday night on Patreon patreon.com/MUSEontheMic
DeepThroat: Holiday Edition w/ Emily Muse goes down the chimney of reasons behind Santaphilia.
It’s hot, it’s sexy, and it’s HOT for Christmas.
Sunday night on Patreon patreon.com/MUSEontheMic
December 19, 2025 at 11:48 PM
🎅 Santa is officially a sex icon! From dad vibes to dad bods, women everywhere fantasize about him.
DeepThroat: Holiday Edition w/ Emily Muse goes down the chimney of reasons behind Santaphilia.
It’s hot, it’s sexy, and it’s HOT for Christmas.
Sunday night on Patreon patreon.com/MUSEontheMic
DeepThroat: Holiday Edition w/ Emily Muse goes down the chimney of reasons behind Santaphilia.
It’s hot, it’s sexy, and it’s HOT for Christmas.
Sunday night on Patreon patreon.com/MUSEontheMic
48 hours...
And no, I don't mean the early '80s movie with Nick Nolte and Eddie Murphy. Although that's a fun watch - would recommend.
And no, I don't mean the early '80s movie with Nick Nolte and Eddie Murphy. Although that's a fun watch - would recommend.
a man in a car with the words tell me a story behind him
Alt: A scene from the movie "48 Hrs.", with Eddie Murphy in the back seat of a car saying "Tell me a story." to Nick Nolte, who's in the front seat.
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December 19, 2025 at 8:10 PM
48 hours...
And no, I don't mean the early '80s movie with Nick Nolte and Eddie Murphy. Although that's a fun watch - would recommend.
And no, I don't mean the early '80s movie with Nick Nolte and Eddie Murphy. Although that's a fun watch - would recommend.
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Rub n Tug Myths: We Smash Them All!
FACT or FICTION is here. We're smashing lies people think they know about Rub'n'tugs.
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Tune in Sunday night for a special Holiday Edition of DEEPTHROAT on Patreon!
*SZN5 Premieres January 5th!*
#MassageParlorMyths
#MUSEOnTheMic
FACT or FICTION is here. We're smashing lies people think they know about Rub'n'tugs.
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Tune in Sunday night for a special Holiday Edition of DEEPTHROAT on Patreon!
*SZN5 Premieres January 5th!*
#MassageParlorMyths
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December 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Rub n Tug Myths: We Smash Them All!
FACT or FICTION is here. We're smashing lies people think they know about Rub'n'tugs.
patreon.com/MUSEontheMic
Tune in Sunday night for a special Holiday Edition of DEEPTHROAT on Patreon!
*SZN5 Premieres January 5th!*
#MassageParlorMyths
#MUSEOnTheMic
FACT or FICTION is here. We're smashing lies people think they know about Rub'n'tugs.
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*SZN5 Premieres January 5th!*
#MassageParlorMyths
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It’s amazing how much better your engine runs when you get your oil changed and regular lube jobs.
I understand it’s a good practice to follow for cars too.
I understand it’s a good practice to follow for cars too.
November 26, 2024 at 2:10 AM
It’s amazing how much better your engine runs when you get your oil changed and regular lube jobs.
I understand it’s a good practice to follow for cars too.
I understand it’s a good practice to follow for cars too.
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"Just slip in."
Sketchers ad 🤝 what you want to hear her say in bed.
Sketchers ad 🤝 what you want to hear her say in bed.
December 29, 2024 at 10:45 PM
"Just slip in."
Sketchers ad 🤝 what you want to hear her say in bed.
Sketchers ad 🤝 what you want to hear her say in bed.
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Three days…
Where is that ketchup bottle GIF?
Where is that ketchup bottle GIF?
December 18, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Three days…
Where is that ketchup bottle GIF?
Where is that ketchup bottle GIF?
I have a unique experience planned for each of December, January, and February. Today, I got to advance the plans on all three of them.
That's a pretty good effing day. I don't remember my dreams, but I'm laying my head down on my pillow tonight with a big-ass smile on my face.
That's a pretty good effing day. I don't remember my dreams, but I'm laying my head down on my pillow tonight with a big-ass smile on my face.
December 18, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I have a unique experience planned for each of December, January, and February. Today, I got to advance the plans on all three of them.
That's a pretty good effing day. I don't remember my dreams, but I'm laying my head down on my pillow tonight with a big-ass smile on my face.
That's a pretty good effing day. I don't remember my dreams, but I'm laying my head down on my pillow tonight with a big-ass smile on my face.
Sometimes, it’s a normal day, and you’re just working away at the 9 to 5.
Sometimes, it’s a normal day, but you find yourself in a darkened room and a lovely lady’s using a toy on you (consensually, natch).
Life is better when it contains multitudes, n’est ce pas?
Sometimes, it’s a normal day, but you find yourself in a darkened room and a lovely lady’s using a toy on you (consensually, natch).
Life is better when it contains multitudes, n’est ce pas?
December 18, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Sometimes, it’s a normal day, and you’re just working away at the 9 to 5.
Sometimes, it’s a normal day, but you find yourself in a darkened room and a lovely lady’s using a toy on you (consensually, natch).
Life is better when it contains multitudes, n’est ce pas?
Sometimes, it’s a normal day, but you find yourself in a darkened room and a lovely lady’s using a toy on you (consensually, natch).
Life is better when it contains multitudes, n’est ce pas?
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I've invented a new peanut butter-flavoured gel to reduce friction during intercourse.
I'm calling it "Jif Lube".
I'm calling it "Jif Lube".
December 15, 2024 at 7:43 PM
I've invented a new peanut butter-flavoured gel to reduce friction during intercourse.
I'm calling it "Jif Lube".
I'm calling it "Jif Lube".
What they didn't tell you about the hottie is that she's also just about the sweetest soul you'll meet.
Charlotte @meetcharlotte.bsky.social is playing in the West 📍 starting at 9AM!!
What's that saying, the early bird gets the hottie in the morning?? 😜
Book your fun in babe 🌟✅
What's that saying, the early bird gets the hottie in the morning?? 😜
Book your fun in babe 🌟✅
December 17, 2025 at 1:42 PM
What they didn't tell you about the hottie is that she's also just about the sweetest soul you'll meet.
Just need to get through the next four days...
December 17, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Just need to get through the next four days...
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January 😊 for those that are wondering ....
December 17, 2025 at 3:39 AM
January 😊 for those that are wondering ....
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We are smashing the biggest massage parlor myths on the internet From media lies to movie clichés we reveal what's real & what's total bs.
patreon.com/MUSEontheMic 🔥
Tune in Sunday night for a special Holiday Edition of DEEPTHROAT on Patreon!
*SZN5 Premieres January 5th*
patreon.com/MUSEontheMic 🔥
Tune in Sunday night for a special Holiday Edition of DEEPTHROAT on Patreon!
*SZN5 Premieres January 5th*
December 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
We are smashing the biggest massage parlor myths on the internet From media lies to movie clichés we reveal what's real & what's total bs.
patreon.com/MUSEontheMic 🔥
Tune in Sunday night for a special Holiday Edition of DEEPTHROAT on Patreon!
*SZN5 Premieres January 5th*
patreon.com/MUSEontheMic 🔥
Tune in Sunday night for a special Holiday Edition of DEEPTHROAT on Patreon!
*SZN5 Premieres January 5th*
The restraint it takes to not send *all* the double entendres that come to mind... I deserve a goddamned award.
December 17, 2025 at 12:18 AM
The restraint it takes to not send *all* the double entendres that come to mind... I deserve a goddamned award.
Trust me - worth the follow for the alt texts alone.
December 16, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Trust me - worth the follow for the alt texts alone.
Huh - spontaneous erections as a side effect. I was not warned.
I guess I get to revisit being a teenager. 🤣
I guess I get to revisit being a teenager. 🤣
December 16, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Huh - spontaneous erections as a side effect. I was not warned.
I guess I get to revisit being a teenager. 🤣
I guess I get to revisit being a teenager. 🤣
The only Heaven I'll be sent to is when I'm alone with you.
December 16, 2025 at 5:23 AM
The only Heaven I'll be sent to is when I'm alone with you.
If it could be Sunday already, that'd be great, thanks.
December 16, 2025 at 4:29 AM
If it could be Sunday already, that'd be great, thanks.
Eight more accounts gone in the four hours since this post. It's bonkers.
I am absolutely bleeding accounts that I'm following over on the over place. It's absolute carnage - down close to 60 accounts over the last three weeks, and I haven't unfollowed anyone.
December 16, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Eight more accounts gone in the four hours since this post. It's bonkers.
I am absolutely bleeding accounts that I'm following over on the over place. It's absolute carnage - down close to 60 accounts over the last three weeks, and I haven't unfollowed anyone.
December 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I am absolutely bleeding accounts that I'm following over on the over place. It's absolute carnage - down close to 60 accounts over the last three weeks, and I haven't unfollowed anyone.
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🎅 A Rub n Tug Christmas: Dirty Money Drama and the Salami!! 🤣
This is our final @YouTube episode of 2025 youtube.com/@MUSEontheMic Season 4 finale @patreon Wednesday + a Holiday Edition of DEEPTHROAT Sunday night patreon.com/MUSEontheMic
🌟Season 5 premieres January 5
#RubnTug
#HolidayVibes
#Santa
This is our final @YouTube episode of 2025 youtube.com/@MUSEontheMic Season 4 finale @patreon Wednesday + a Holiday Edition of DEEPTHROAT Sunday night patreon.com/MUSEontheMic
🌟Season 5 premieres January 5
#RubnTug
#HolidayVibes
#Santa
December 15, 2025 at 10:40 PM
🎅 A Rub n Tug Christmas: Dirty Money Drama and the Salami!! 🤣
This is our final @YouTube episode of 2025 youtube.com/@MUSEontheMic Season 4 finale @patreon Wednesday + a Holiday Edition of DEEPTHROAT Sunday night patreon.com/MUSEontheMic
🌟Season 5 premieres January 5
#RubnTug
#HolidayVibes
#Santa
This is our final @YouTube episode of 2025 youtube.com/@MUSEontheMic Season 4 finale @patreon Wednesday + a Holiday Edition of DEEPTHROAT Sunday night patreon.com/MUSEontheMic
🌟Season 5 premieres January 5
#RubnTug
#HolidayVibes
#Santa