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David Slider
@dcslider.bsky.social
2.3K followers 6.4K following 4.4K posts
I'll live a lush life, In some small dive. And there I'll be, While I rot with the rest, Of those whose lives are lonely, too.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 9h
What’s crazy is that it’s the 14th inning and only 11:40 a.m. in Seattle.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 11h
Are Arpu meme’s allowed on Bluesky?
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 12h
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 12h
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 12h
The Simpsons really do cover every situation
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 12h
In addition to spirit-cost averaging, Canadians should remember that you can use Punta del Este municipal bearer bonds as official indulgences.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 1d
We traded $20 billion of USD for a bunch of their worthless currency. When we could have has Punta Del Estes municipal bearer bonds.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 1d
a man in a suit and tie is wearing a hat and has an o level in chemo hygiene .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is wearing a hat and has an o level in chemo hygiene .
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 1d
Banger and a half
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 1d
When a runner gets caught in a pickle, the fielding team gets 3 throws to get the runner or he gets to advance a base.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 1d
That would make sense. Though in general was trying to avoid the circumstance where you got a free run as a result of an intentional walk.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 1d
$20 billion basically buys all the Argentinian pesos known to exist.
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David Gura @davidgura.bsky.social · 1d
Secretary Scott Bessent says the U.S. has “directly purchased Argentine pesos,” and the Treasury Department has “finalized a $20 billion currency swap framework with Argentina’s central bank.”
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 1d
The only way I could hate this commercial more is if it featured Trump.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 1d
New baseball rule:

An intentional walk puts the batter on 2nd base. A runner on 1B or 2B advances to 3B, a runner on 3B does not advance, bases loaded scores 1 run.

An intentional walk includes any walk on 4 consecutive balls.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 1d
The Argentina Treasury Department after a $20 billion injection of USD for their worthless money.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 1d
I’m flying Southwest Airlines today.

The boarding process on SWA:

- Pre-flight chaos
- Lining up chaos
- Bin space chaos
- Finding seat chaos
- Take off relief
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 1d
USAF over Norway after Trump doesn’t get the Nobel Peace Prize
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 1d
When the risk people come off mute on a Zoom call.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 1d
BREAKING: The FBI under the personal direction of Kash Patel have arrested the head of Antifa, Keyser Soze.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 2d
Newsome sounds intangibly rich.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 2d
He should spend the offseason learning to pitch.

That way everyone would shut up and realize he’s the best player in the world right now.
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Codify Baseball @codifybaseball.bsky.social · 2d
Aaron Judge was intentionally walked an AL-record 36 times this season and maybe it should have been more.
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 2d
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 2d
Wonder where the vanished $1.9 billion went?
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 2d
$1.9 billion of “vanished” cash.

This First Brands bankruptcy is going to be fun.

www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
First Brands Creditor Seeks Investigation of ‘Vanished’ Funds
Raistone, a provider of short-term financing that worked on deals for First Brands Group, is demanding the appointment of an independent examiner for the business after alleging late Wednesday that as...
www.bloomberg.com
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social · 2d
Banger
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