David Slider
@dcslider.bsky.social
I'll live a lush life,
In some small dive.
And there I'll be,
While I rot with the rest,
Of those whose lives are lonely, too.
In some small dive.
And there I'll be,
While I rot with the rest,
Of those whose lives are lonely, too.
Denmark should make a play to annex Minnesota.
January 16, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Denmark should make a play to annex Minnesota.
Live your life in such a way that if someone yells “pedophile protector” when you’re walking by, you don’t automatically assume they are talking about you.
January 15, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Live your life in such a way that if someone yells “pedophile protector” when you’re walking by, you don’t automatically assume they are talking about you.
The Second American Civil War has begun. The military is occupying cities. Citizens are being killed and arrested.
The violence is inevitably going to spread and escalate.
On one side, the people who could stop this are cowards.
On the other side, the leaders are inadequate to the moment.
The violence is inevitably going to spread and escalate.
On one side, the people who could stop this are cowards.
On the other side, the leaders are inadequate to the moment.
January 15, 2026 at 4:50 AM
The Second American Civil War has begun. The military is occupying cities. Citizens are being killed and arrested.
The violence is inevitably going to spread and escalate.
On one side, the people who could stop this are cowards.
On the other side, the leaders are inadequate to the moment.
The violence is inevitably going to spread and escalate.
On one side, the people who could stop this are cowards.
On the other side, the leaders are inadequate to the moment.
Oddly, all the requests appear to be from white people.
January 15, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Oddly, all the requests appear to be from white people.
“We will protect the group’s new bottom at all costs.”
January 15, 2026 at 2:43 AM
“We will protect the group’s new bottom at all costs.”
The last Dilbert cartoon
January 14, 2026 at 2:13 AM
The last Dilbert cartoon
The pointy-haired boss with the last word.
January 13, 2026 at 7:55 PM
The pointy-haired boss with the last word.
BREAKING NEWS: Meta chairman Mark Zuckerberg announced that Meta is rebranding its social media properties as follows:
- Facebook is now called TruthBook,
- Instagram is now called TruthGram,
- Threads is now called TruThreads.
“Thank you for your attention to this matter”, said Zuckerberg.
- Facebook is now called TruthBook,
- Instagram is now called TruthGram,
- Threads is now called TruThreads.
“Thank you for your attention to this matter”, said Zuckerberg.
January 12, 2026 at 6:33 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Meta chairman Mark Zuckerberg announced that Meta is rebranding its social media properties as follows:
- Facebook is now called TruthBook,
- Instagram is now called TruthGram,
- Threads is now called TruThreads.
“Thank you for your attention to this matter”, said Zuckerberg.
- Facebook is now called TruthBook,
- Instagram is now called TruthGram,
- Threads is now called TruThreads.
“Thank you for your attention to this matter”, said Zuckerberg.
Chase’s Jamie Dimon eating at Mar-A-Lago after Trump caps credit card rates.
January 10, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Chase’s Jamie Dimon eating at Mar-A-Lago after Trump caps credit card rates.
A Miami v. Indiana national championship game shows why the SEC is the dominant conference.
January 10, 2026 at 4:06 AM
A Miami v. Indiana national championship game shows why the SEC is the dominant conference.
It’s time for a general strike.
Just shut it down.
Just shut it down.
January 7, 2026 at 9:05 PM
It’s time for a general strike.
Just shut it down.
Just shut it down.
Trump is going to watch an episode of “Landman” and decide to invade Midland/Odessa.
January 3, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Trump is going to watch an episode of “Landman” and decide to invade Midland/Odessa.
Good news for Mississippi:
You’re no longer the poorest part of the US.
Welcome Venezuela!
You’re no longer the poorest part of the US.
Welcome Venezuela!
January 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Good news for Mississippi:
You’re no longer the poorest part of the US.
Welcome Venezuela!
You’re no longer the poorest part of the US.
Welcome Venezuela!
Mamdani sworn in last night. The Muslim socialist gang riots have begun in NYC.
January 1, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Mamdani sworn in last night. The Muslim socialist gang riots have begun in NYC.
NYT’s: “Out of habit, when told the news, Trump offered Leavitt $130,000 and to pay for the abortion.”
December 28, 2025 at 3:41 PM
NYT’s: “Out of habit, when told the news, Trump offered Leavitt $130,000 and to pay for the abortion.”
Every run that Australia score to lead by more than 150 runs is an act of cowardice.
December 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Every run that Australia score to lead by more than 150 runs is an act of cowardice.
From BBG. Bullish for Punta del Este municipal bearer bonds.
Not investment advice.
Not investment advice.
December 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
From BBG. Bullish for Punta del Este municipal bearer bonds.
Not investment advice.
Not investment advice.
The inevitability of England 98 all out.
December 26, 2025 at 4:37 AM
The inevitability of England 98 all out.
Hi - I’m English and tomorrow is Boxing Day back home.
Many Americans ask me, “What is Boxing Day?”
Boxing Day is the day after Christmas when, in 1830, Lord Alfred Smith-Boxing invented the English art of snobbery.
Many Americans ask me, “What is Boxing Day?”
Boxing Day is the day after Christmas when, in 1830, Lord Alfred Smith-Boxing invented the English art of snobbery.
December 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Hi - I’m English and tomorrow is Boxing Day back home.
Many Americans ask me, “What is Boxing Day?”
Boxing Day is the day after Christmas when, in 1830, Lord Alfred Smith-Boxing invented the English art of snobbery.
Many Americans ask me, “What is Boxing Day?”
Boxing Day is the day after Christmas when, in 1830, Lord Alfred Smith-Boxing invented the English art of snobbery.
Before we take over Greenland, how about if we bring Arkansas, Mississippi and Alabama into the 21st Century?
December 24, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Before we take over Greenland, how about if we bring Arkansas, Mississippi and Alabama into the 21st Century?
Trump tonight:
"If you're like a lot of homeowners, you've probably heard a lot of talk about reverse mortgages.
I'm here to tell you that for many, a reverse mortgage is a simple idea that turns your home equity into cash you can use right now.
Let me introduce you to Trump Mortgage…"
"If you're like a lot of homeowners, you've probably heard a lot of talk about reverse mortgages.
I'm here to tell you that for many, a reverse mortgage is a simple idea that turns your home equity into cash you can use right now.
Let me introduce you to Trump Mortgage…"
December 16, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Trump tonight:
"If you're like a lot of homeowners, you've probably heard a lot of talk about reverse mortgages.
I'm here to tell you that for many, a reverse mortgage is a simple idea that turns your home equity into cash you can use right now.
Let me introduce you to Trump Mortgage…"
"If you're like a lot of homeowners, you've probably heard a lot of talk about reverse mortgages.
I'm here to tell you that for many, a reverse mortgage is a simple idea that turns your home equity into cash you can use right now.
Let me introduce you to Trump Mortgage…"
No one is asking if America is ready to fight a two front war on both Venezuela and Christmas.
December 13, 2025 at 3:24 AM
No one is asking if America is ready to fight a two front war on both Venezuela and Christmas.