David Slider
@dcslider.bsky.social
I'll live a lush life,
In some small dive.
And there I'll be,
While I rot with the rest,
Of those whose lives are lonely, too.
In some small dive.
And there I'll be,
While I rot with the rest,
Of those whose lives are lonely, too.
Italy is going to be really angry after Hegseth drunkenly orders the Air Force to begin bombing Venezia.
November 29, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Italy is going to be really angry after Hegseth drunkenly orders the Air Force to begin bombing Venezia.
Trump Media and Technology ($DJT) is nothing without Trump posting to Truth Social.
The stock $DJT is essentially a prediction market with only one bet: Trump’s longevity.
The stock $DJT is essentially a prediction market with only one bet: Trump’s longevity.
November 29, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Trump Media and Technology ($DJT) is nothing without Trump posting to Truth Social.
The stock $DJT is essentially a prediction market with only one bet: Trump’s longevity.
The stock $DJT is essentially a prediction market with only one bet: Trump’s longevity.
“When the dumb SOB’s blow up Venezuela they’ll make the Chinese buy more fucking Russian oil. 85% of Venezuelan oil goes to China. This is a plot by that asshole Putin.”
November 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
“When the dumb SOB’s blow up Venezuela they’ll make the Chinese buy more fucking Russian oil. 85% of Venezuelan oil goes to China. This is a plot by that asshole Putin.”
As it turns out, this is The Illuminati.
November 22, 2025 at 2:26 AM
As it turns out, this is The Illuminati.
“Marjorie did what?”
November 22, 2025 at 1:45 AM
“Marjorie did what?”
When you have a fight right before church.
November 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
When you have a fight right before church.
This is the chairman of Toyota.
In case you’re shopping for a car.
In case you’re shopping for a car.
November 20, 2025 at 3:14 AM
This is the chairman of Toyota.
In case you’re shopping for a car.
In case you’re shopping for a car.
I offer this felony of a chart
November 20, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I offer this felony of a chart
The stock market right now
November 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
The stock market right now
If you ever show up in court and opposing counsel looks like this, congratulations YOU WON.
November 20, 2025 at 1:34 AM
If you ever show up in court and opposing counsel looks like this, congratulations YOU WON.
Trump just got rolled by these two.
November 18, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Trump just got rolled by these two.
When your first reaction to this is “Hey stop, that’s some guy’s daughter”.
November 18, 2025 at 4:41 AM
When your first reaction to this is “Hey stop, that’s some guy’s daughter”.
When the guy you blew doesn’t ever text back.
November 18, 2025 at 4:29 AM
When the guy you blew doesn’t ever text back.
Barry White: “You’re My First, You’re My Last, May I Meet You?”
November 18, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Barry White: “You’re My First, You’re My Last, May I Meet You?”
Rick Perry demonstrating Donald Trump’s technique.
November 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Rick Perry demonstrating Donald Trump’s technique.
Lauren Boebert after leaving the Situation Room meeting with Trump.
November 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Lauren Boebert after leaving the Situation Room meeting with Trump.
2 players were indicted for pitch rigging?
November 11, 2025 at 1:41 AM
2 players were indicted for pitch rigging?
Starting a fund to securitize the rap stylings of Razzlekhan, Queen of Bitcoin.
Not investment advice.
Not investment advice.
November 10, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Starting a fund to securitize the rap stylings of Razzlekhan, Queen of Bitcoin.
Not investment advice.
Not investment advice.
When your Sunday morning plans spiral out of control
November 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
When your Sunday morning plans spiral out of control
If the economy were a picture
November 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
If the economy were a picture