D.C. Swanson
@dcswanson.bsky.social
Dad, dogfather, arm candy for my wife, and 5th in command in my household. I've written two kids' books ("The Book Cook" in 2023, "Catch" coming out in April 2026). I post rhymes here and at www.dcswanson.com
Don’t get mad when children lie- it’s a talent in demand!
When they fumble with their fibs, offer them a helping hand.
Teach your kids to #obfuscate and believably deny,
and you’ll give them skills that sell- these days, it pays well to lie.
#vss365
When they fumble with their fibs, offer them a helping hand.
Teach your kids to #obfuscate and believably deny,
and you’ll give them skills that sell- these days, it pays well to lie.
#vss365
January 29, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Don’t get mad when children lie- it’s a talent in demand!
When they fumble with their fibs, offer them a helping hand.
Teach your kids to #obfuscate and believably deny,
and you’ll give them skills that sell- these days, it pays well to lie.
#vss365
When they fumble with their fibs, offer them a helping hand.
Teach your kids to #obfuscate and believably deny,
and you’ll give them skills that sell- these days, it pays well to lie.
#vss365
January 28, 2026 at 5:11 AM
January 25, 2026 at 7:22 PM
There is a condition called billionaire brain
It makes you think everyone’s glad when you gain
& that each debate is enriched by your take
& that there’s no harm from the rules that you break
& that it's not fair when your whims are ignored-
yet they think the rest of the world is #unmoored.
#vss365
It makes you think everyone’s glad when you gain
& that each debate is enriched by your take
& that there’s no harm from the rules that you break
& that it's not fair when your whims are ignored-
yet they think the rest of the world is #unmoored.
#vss365
January 22, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Some people pretend
that the truth’s a transaction.
That lies can comprise
what is real, not #abstraction.
But hanging your hat
on a hope of delusion
might slow down the truth,
but won’t change its conclusion.
#vss365
that the truth’s a transaction.
That lies can comprise
what is real, not #abstraction.
But hanging your hat
on a hope of delusion
might slow down the truth,
but won’t change its conclusion.
#vss365
January 3, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Some people pretend
that the truth’s a transaction.
That lies can comprise
what is real, not #abstraction.
But hanging your hat
on a hope of delusion
might slow down the truth,
but won’t change its conclusion.
#vss365
that the truth’s a transaction.
That lies can comprise
what is real, not #abstraction.
But hanging your hat
on a hope of delusion
might slow down the truth,
but won’t change its conclusion.
#vss365