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Yote
@dcyote.bsky.social
Some dude who pretends to be a coyote on the Internet. Flyer of aircraft. Fighter of fires. Eater of burritos. Part time Shep.
Is it Paczki time?
February 12, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Beer for dogs.
February 12, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Reclining in the easy chair next to the window with the sun streaming in and I understand why cats do this now.
February 12, 2026 at 1:56 PM
🎵 ...99 Luftballons Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont 🎵
February 11, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Allrighty then.
February 11, 2026 at 2:25 PM
God I love the Eagle
February 7, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Just sayin, but if I have to reset a fuel cutoff switch 3 times because it moved to the cutoff position on its own, we're not going flying.
February 4, 2026 at 7:55 AM
I wonder how much 'Landman' has done for sales of Michelob Ultra.
February 1, 2026 at 10:32 AM
Tone drop in 3... 2... 1...
The way that dude propped up the ladder ahhhhh
February 1, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Zootopia 2 was pretty good, but I still maintain my chief complaint of the franchise and that is the lack of coyote representation. >:(
January 31, 2026 at 6:15 AM
Thing that annoys me about "Speeding vehicle comes from out of frame and kills character" cliche: Does no one even think to look both ways before walking into the street? Pretty sure you could have seen or even heard that bus coming my dude.
January 29, 2026 at 5:48 AM
These dudes literally just crossed the road using a modified bounding overwatch.
January 22, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42. Post the second sentence.

"That makes an interesting story but it must hold its own in car-ferry annals against that of the 'Milwaukee' which left its Wisconsin dock on October 22, 1929 and was never seen again."
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42. Post the second sentence.

"It is often quoted that coffee is the second-most traded commodity in the world."
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42. Post the second sentence.

“He was a good draughtsman, making straight lines and true right-angles.”
January 22, 2026 at 9:10 AM
The odd paradox of furry trash, ERPing with someone while also doing your taxes and passport renewal paperwork on the other screen.
January 22, 2026 at 7:52 AM
Why yes, I would love a beef and bean burrito.

youtu.be/fOq6e-oXsBE
SNOW PUPPY! 🐺❤️ #weavethecoyote #coyote #cute #animals #animal #nature #wildlife #love #food #foodie
YouTube video by Timmy mc
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January 17, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Things that annoy me #2272:
Seasonal air fresheners.
I have to buy 4-5 cans at a time like some kind of insane person because the flavor I like is only available from November to January. I like my house to smell good all year round, not just during the holidays. >:(
January 17, 2026 at 10:45 PM
The steam from the power plant's cooling towers rising up and freezing and falling back as snow is kinda wild.

Nuclear powered snow :3
January 17, 2026 at 5:42 AM
"Make a joke and I will sigh
And you will laugh and I will cry
Happiness I cannot feel
And love to me, is so unreal

And so, as you hear these words
Telling you now of my state
I tell you to enjoy life
I wish I could, but it's too late"

(Artwork by Flessia on FA)
January 12, 2026 at 8:53 AM
Made it home and have tomorrow off, so enjoying a cocktail suggested by my FO on the get home leg.

Don Q rum (he insisted on this. "It has to be Puerto Rican" he said), orange and cranberry juice. *Thumbs up*

Anyway, happy Nude Rear or whatever.
January 1, 2026 at 6:14 AM
You know. I switched to streaming services because I could watch a whole series at once without commercials. Now they release one episode a week, and there’s commercials. Just like cable. Congratulations. You became the thing you were supposed to destroy.
December 31, 2025 at 3:46 PM
God I love that my OCs have inspired others to create their own smut. :D

Go forth and spread debauchery, my children!
December 26, 2025 at 4:47 AM
… oh
December 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
🎵Said the Doberman to the shepherd girl; do you see what I see? A yote, a yote, trussed up on the floor, shall we flog his rear end some more?🎵
December 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I wanted a grilled cheese, but didn't have any bread so I made quesadillas instead. It's basically the same thing but better.
December 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Why yes, I would like a giant LEGO knockoff Typhoon class submarine.
:D
December 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM