Big news at the doctor’s surgery - they now issue wide, shallow pots for collecting your stool sample which you then ‘decant’ into the narrow sample tube before handing in. This makes my usual method of ‘Andrex hammock’ redundant.
Yes, you saw Andrex Hammock at Glasto ‘97 etc.
Yes, you saw Andrex Hammock at Glasto ‘97 etc.
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Big news at the doctor’s surgery - they now issue wide, shallow pots for collecting your stool sample which you then ‘decant’ into the narrow sample tube before handing in. This makes my usual method of ‘Andrex hammock’ redundant.
Yes, you saw Andrex Hammock at Glasto ‘97 etc.
Yes, you saw Andrex Hammock at Glasto ‘97 etc.
In close-but-not-quite news, I bought myself some new Mary Jane shoes and Steve said: ‘Ooh, you got yourself some Aunty Sallys’.
November 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
In close-but-not-quite news, I bought myself some new Mary Jane shoes and Steve said: ‘Ooh, you got yourself some Aunty Sallys’.
Bloke on Pointless just said ‘I live with my wife and our cat Sgt Pepper. I’m a Beatles fan.’
Thanks for clarifying.
Thanks for clarifying.
November 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Bloke on Pointless just said ‘I live with my wife and our cat Sgt Pepper. I’m a Beatles fan.’
Thanks for clarifying.
Thanks for clarifying.
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 24, 2025 at 5:27 PM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
Post a movie where you’re from.
November 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Post a movie where you’re from.
Bit of sympathy for those of us living with a Wednesday fan when they lose 3 nil to United at home. #steelcityderby
November 23, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Bit of sympathy for those of us living with a Wednesday fan when they lose 3 nil to United at home. #steelcityderby
🎶Meeeeee-e aaa-and Mrs, Mrs Jones… 🎶
November 23, 2025 at 11:07 AM
🎶Meeeeee-e aaa-and Mrs, Mrs Jones… 🎶
Ultravox on the telly doing Vienna. Saw them a few years back, but all I could think of was Vic Reeves singing this in a club stylee and I cried laughing all the way through.
November 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Ultravox on the telly doing Vienna. Saw them a few years back, but all I could think of was Vic Reeves singing this in a club stylee and I cried laughing all the way through.
I’m watching Kim Wilde at the BBC and have absolutely no recollection of her still having hits in the 90s. 🤷🏻♀️
November 22, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I’m watching Kim Wilde at the BBC and have absolutely no recollection of her still having hits in the 90s. 🤷🏻♀️
Had a lovely lie in, saw The Running Man at the flicks, now having a pint. Excellent Saturday. Cheers.
November 22, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Had a lovely lie in, saw The Running Man at the flicks, now having a pint. Excellent Saturday. Cheers.
I’ve come to bed in a huff because this Nick Drake programme is people singing Nick Drake and not actual Nick Drake.
a close up of a monkey 's face with the website gif-finder.com in the corner
ALT: a close up of a monkey 's face with the website gif-finder.com in the corner
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November 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I’ve come to bed in a huff because this Nick Drake programme is people singing Nick Drake and not actual Nick Drake.
Daughter’s just told me her history teacher said he liked Michael Jackson and one kid said ‘Yeah, Black or White!’ and he replied ‘Well, when he was younger…’ 😂
November 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Daughter’s just told me her history teacher said he liked Michael Jackson and one kid said ‘Yeah, Black or White!’ and he replied ‘Well, when he was younger…’ 😂
If I ever meet the person who created the Asda Grinch Christmas ad, I’ll give them a kick in the whatsits, I know that much.
November 20, 2025 at 8:25 PM
If I ever meet the person who created the Asda Grinch Christmas ad, I’ll give them a kick in the whatsits, I know that much.
Why are movie posters just close ups of men’s faces now?
November 20, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Why are movie posters just close ups of men’s faces now?
Ah, sad news about Mani. Only saw him play live once, with Stone Roses at the IOW Festival in 2013. Looked like he was loving every minute. As we did. ❤️
November 20, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Ah, sad news about Mani. Only saw him play live once, with Stone Roses at the IOW Festival in 2013. Looked like he was loving every minute. As we did. ❤️