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Dean Ayass

@deanayass.bsky.social

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British wrestling commentator & manager since 1993. The Twisted Genius and #itfc fan. Originator of the #CurseofITV stats. Based in Shoreham-by-Sea.

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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 8h

In a VERY rare move, Dora was actually washing her mother's head. It's ok, 5 minutes later, Mama was hissing at her and Dora then stole her spot on the sofa. #Caturday #catsofbluesky #catsky #cats

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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 3d

On AEW??

Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 3d

Who?

Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 4d

The Barnsley Chop

Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 4d

I think I've seen The Lost Boys but can't remember anything about it. Not seen any of the others, along with tons of other films due to my terrible attention span and inability to follow plots.

Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 6d

How it started.....how it's going
#FreePalestine #StoptheGenocide

Left: A younger Shabana Mahmoud shown at a Free Palestine protest, holding a placard.
Right: Shabana Mahmoud in her role as Home Secretary, announcing plans to restrict protests.

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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 6d

Delia Smith
Jeremy Goss
Liam Manning
Ed Balls
Grant Holt
Stephen Fry
Bryan Gunn
Alan Partridge....
Your boys took one hell of a beating!
#itfc #IPSNOR

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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 7d

Thoughts and prayers. We've been plague house this week too, as Kearl has brought back the annual late Sept teacher's flu from her new class of clambering Year 1s.

Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 7d

Cleo helped me do an online shop yesterday, arriving today, which I believe is #Catutday.

Cleo, a brown female tabby cat, sits neatly near the edge of the table, at the right hand side of an open laptop. Her paws are all neatly lined up in a row, with her tail tucked in behind them.

Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 10d

Maybe he should go down the Ura zen meditation route instead.

Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 10d

Hoshoryu must be gutted though. Going from 11-0 to not winning the tournament.

Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 10d

DO IT

Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 12d

Yup! A real psychological battle. I'll say more about the yokozuna stuff after you've finished watching the final day.

Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 15d

Fuck me, this is like appointing Gary Glitter to oversee a primary school. Keep this war criminal out of Middle Eastern affairs and send him to The Hague instead.

Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 16d

They need the RQW Logic Inspector.

Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 16d

And then grabs their arm to try and stop them falling off the dohyo.

Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 17d

That big toe is clearly more important to his game plan than we ever realised.

Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 23d

My money's on Davros on day 13.

Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 23d

Ahhh I was waiting for you to spot her. Whereas we had a time traveller from the past on day 1, this one is clearly from the future.

Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 25d

I enjoyed spotting the time travelling elderly gentleman in the front row facing hard cam, wearing a suit and BOW TIE, who had clearly come from the 1920s.

Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · 29d

Thoughts and prayers 😬

Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · Sep 9

Fuck me, today was not the day to have "Visit Qatar" plastered across the advertising boards 😬 #SRBENG

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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · Sep 5

On the same day in the Telegraph:

The Telegraph

Rayner tax scandal - £40k tax dodge - Statement

Angela Rayner dodges £40,000 stamp duty

Deputy Prime Minister reduces tax bill for Hove flat by declaring it as her main residence

[Photo: Angela Rayner pictured at the weekend in Hove, where she has just bought a flat Credit: Dan Charity/The Sun on Sunday]

Robert Mendick Chief Reporter. Amy Gibbons Political Correspondent

29 August 2025 8:57am BST

The Telegraph

Money > Property > Second homes

How to avoid tax on your second home

From stamp duty to council tax, shield your wealth from Labour's tightening net

[Photo of houses around a bay - Areas such as Cornwall have added a premium to council tax bills for second homes Credit: iStockphoto]

Fran Ivens Senior Money Writer

29 August 2025 1:21pm BST

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Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · Sep 4

I remember once being offered them for a Hammerlock tour in the mid 90s. I showed Andre one of their matches, moonsaults and all, and he just said, "I'm not having those fat fuckers breaking my ring".

Dean Ayass @deanayass.bsky.social · Sep 1

If these "patriots" love their country SOOO much, why weren't any of them tying English flags to lamp posts on St George's Day last April? 🤔