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Jane
@localnotail.bsky.social
local, no-tail, mostly harmless, bit gonzo, sometimes sweary
taking notes, library & research assistant

English. From Norfolk, of Birmingham, in Europe, on Earth.
Meet me in my pinned if you want.

🙏 ask me #alttxtplz if I missed alt-txt & you'd like it
Pinned
I've been Charley on social media for over a decade & I've also had IRL harassment so no personal photo or surname on my profile.

But if you ever want to know what I'm like & who I am, in 2018 I did a video for Final Say for All about me & why Brexit was personal:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-JO...
FSFA Birmingham - Jane
YouTube video by Final Say For All - Beehives
www.youtube.com
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Do you remember when people were saying "I think my phone is listening to me, i'm getting ads for stuff I spoke about" and people said "They arent listening to you, they're just this good at predicting your interests"?

Well, it happens they were doing exactly that.
www.cbsnews.com/news/google-...
Google to pay $68 million over allegations its voice assistant eavesdropped on users
Class-action lawsuit alleged that Google's voice assistant illegally recorded and shared private conversations with advertisers.
www.cbsnews.com
February 1, 2026 at 9:44 PM
I bet Nonce Andrew cheers every time another Mandy scandal hits the news
Peter Mandelson scandals dropping
February 2, 2026 at 12:02 AM
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crazy, crazy like a fox, or crazy fucked?

Peter Mandelson went mad in the early 00s, Mike Skinner just got the date wrong

youtu.be/Ue1U9Se6jQI?...

bsky.app/profile/loca...
March 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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I mean...
we revealed in FT two years ago that Mandelson stayed at Epstein's luxury house in Manhattan while the financier was in jail for soliciting a minor

he was deputy prime minister at the time

always seemed weird that broadcasters didn't really pick this up at the time

www.ft.com/content/0723...
Links between Peter Mandelson and Jeffrey Epstein detailed in JPMorgan report
Emails indicate then UK business secretary stayed at New York house while disgraced financier was in prison
www.ft.com
September 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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If Mandelson is forced to resign or fired would he be the first person to have to leave three different jobs in British politics for three different scandals?
September 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Here's part of Peter Mandelson's birthday message to "my best pal" Jeffrey Epstein.
September 9, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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It says something about Peter Mandelson that he went back into public office knowing that there was a papertrail of how he'd supported a rotten paedophile groomer.
Surely this must mean that Keir Starmer needs to reshuffle that role again.

Kim Darroch had to resign for being honest about Trump ffs
Newly released emails from Mandelson to Epstein - “I think the world of you and I feel hopeless and furious about what has happened.

"It just could not happen in Britain... fight for early release and be philosophical about it as much as you can."

www.thesun.co.uk/news/3665359...
Epstein’s pal Mandelson COACHED paedo through arrest, leaked emails reveal
PETER Mandelson coached “best pal” Jeffrey Epstein through his “years of torture” over teen sex allegations, leaked emails suggest. While the predator was facing charges in June 2008 over solicitin…
www.thesun.co.uk
September 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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I'm old enough to remember when Matt Goodwin identified as a nerd.

(as is anyone born this decade)
February 1, 2026 at 5:59 PM
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I am writing a strongly worded letter to the president of the Royal Society of Nerds to demand that Matt Goodwin be stripped of his fellowship 🙃
February 1, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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It started before the pandemic, though. This Real Ale Twats strip is from 2018
January 31, 2026 at 4:28 PM
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Liam is home now and we are grateful to @joaquincastrotx.bsky.social for traveling to Minneapolis with him and his dad.

Welcome home Liam ❤️❤️
February 1, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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Well this is dodgy as fuck
February 1, 2026 at 3:52 PM
I expect @anandmenon.bsky.social to co-sign it
I am writing a strongly worded letter to the president of the Royal Society of Nerds to demand that Matt Goodwin be stripped of his fellowship 🙃
February 1, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Am I wrong? Trump can't really get at Kamala Harris so he's just hitting Minnesota even though they've got a low number of foreign-born residents (9% in 2024) compared to the national average (14.8%).

Is DHS acting like this in Texas (18.4%)?
Kamala Harris dropped out of public life when she didn't get elected as President

Her Democrat VP Tim Walz continued as Governor of Minnesota - Trump hates him

Ilhan Omar has repped Minnesota since 2019 - Trump hates her

Donald Trump is a weak petty man who wants to lord it over his adversaries
Yes Melanie, it is no coincidence that Donald Trump has focused his anti-immigration Schutzstaffel on Minnesota's 9% foreign born residents.
February 1, 2026 at 6:13 PM
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February 1, 2026 at 11:34 AM
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So why would a Kazakhstani billionaire be trying to secretly bankroll Reform?

www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/...
February 1, 2026 at 10:27 AM
February 1, 2026 at 11:34 AM
I haven't been in pubs much since the pandemic so I haven't seen this at all, but I'm out tonight so will check if the world really has gone crazy.

There was a system in place at the bar that mostly worked, and people tended to respect it.
February 1, 2026 at 10:02 AM
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but we made it to February, finally
February 1, 2026 at 12:36 AM
but we made it to February, finally
February 1, 2026 at 12:36 AM
2001
"Little wonder that a number of senior ministers and former colleagues were seriously wondering whether Mr Mandelson was suffering from some form of breakdown. It had sent his judgment haywire and coloured his perception of the cold reality that his behaviour was making him a liability to his party"
January 31, 2026 at 10:13 PM
The GOP blames women for undermining them on issues like abortion & ICE & thus hopes to pass the “SAVE Act,” which will make it harder for married women who changed their last names to vote. But they want you to think it’s about “election integrity”. 1/31/26 #HandmaidsTale 1/
This one weird trick could stop US women from voting | Arwa Mahdawi
The Save Act – which would do the opposite of its title – could have a huge impact on the midterm elections
www.theguardian.com
January 31, 2026 at 10:07 PM
This is new to me. We knew that Epstein was working with Kremlin official Belyakov to circumvent sanctions post Crimea, but his eagerness to help Putin beat the West predates that

“Reinventing the financial system”
January 31, 2026 at 9:53 PM
January 31, 2026 at 9:04 PM
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The Captain Haddock What a Week, Huh? meme is real Tintin artwork from The Crab with the Golden Claws (when Captain Haddock's opium cargo is discovered),
but the dialogue was added from 30 Rock in a 2017 meme
January 23, 2026 at 4:58 PM