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A. De Chastelaine 🏴‍☠
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Unlike the billionaire-owned US press, the German-speaking press doesn't tippytoe around the clearly visible truth when describing the events in Minneapolis. They have seen this before:
"Execution or self-defense?" "formal execution," "murder," "they shot Alex Pretti down, to death."
January 28, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Where is the uprising?
January 27, 2026 at 10:57 PM
My rep, the bare knuckle millionaire used car dealer who made it on Congress' most crooked top 10 list during his first term in office, is finnaly throwing in the towel. But wait... ... his son is still in Congress, serving the people of SW FL, and his own pockets.
January 27, 2026 at 8:36 PM
The word of the day is: SYMBOLIC COMPLIANCE
January 27, 2026 at 1:07 PM
First thing in the morning, I'm going over to my neighbor's house. I'm gonna tell him if he doesn't buy a $, 1,000 toilet bowl from me, I am going to take a s h i t on his front porch every morning.

www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
US warns it will send fighter jets into Canadian airspace if F-35 deal fails
Cost of F-35 advanced fighter jet program has risen by $8 billion in the last three years
www.the-independent.com
January 27, 2026 at 2:55 AM
I just read on FB that "we" own all the guns. "We" in this case means trailer-dwelling, uneducated, overweight, conservative white males. Guess what...
January 26, 2026 at 5:53 PM
It you think that legally carrying a gun on the street is a reason to be shot by the government, turn in your guns now.
January 26, 2026 at 1:15 AM
I lived and worked for 15 years in 4 different European countries and still have dozens of friends there. All I can say is that the world is watching in disbelief and shock at what is happening in this country. We will never recover from this. The Germans could claim ignorance after WWII; we can’t.
January 25, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Let's save this for future debates about gun reform.
January 25, 2026 at 2:56 PM
The best explanation yet, for what's happening in this country:
January 25, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Remember? It's not a viable defense for crimes against humanity and the murder of civilians.
January 25, 2026 at 3:37 AM
A new follow list, and the best is, I am in it. So is an old friend. (roguearthistorian)
January 25, 2026 at 2:09 AM
A brief introduction into constitutional law:
January 23, 2026 at 1:01 AM
And the trees kept voting for the axe...
January 21, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Inflation is dead? Right! I have been tracking my grocery spending since mid-2019 with a the Fetch app. It's for 2 people and doesn't include eating out, which we do 2-3 times a week. Fact is, grocery spending has skyrocketed since May 2025.
January 20, 2026 at 1:13 PM
A man comes to a newsstand every day and looks at the headlines. One day, the news seller asked him what he was doing. He said he was looking at the obituaries. The seller said the obituaries were in the back of the paper not the front. The man replied, the one I’m looking for will be on the front.
January 19, 2026 at 3:43 PM
So, this is the bottom line of American foreign policy:

“I told the government of Norway that I was going to start a war with Denmark because an organization in Sweden didn’t give me a price.”
January 19, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Happy Sunday morning!
January 18, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Megyn appears to be solidifying her status as the national C V N T.
January 13, 2026 at 1:17 PM
The United States is a great country - aside from the corruption, homelessness, greed, infrastructure decline, racism, misogyny, income inequality, unemployment, health care inaffordability, war mongering, an ineffective congress and a corrupt up judiciary.
January 7, 2026 at 12:00 PM
There's a Tweet for every situation in life.
January 4, 2026 at 4:33 PM
January 3, 2026 at 1:59 PM
That’s rich:
December 31, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Cool! Jeff even put a traditional Austrian shirt on, for his fake Austrian passport with residence in Saudi Arabia.
December 30, 2025 at 5:31 PM