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DeckardPNNZ
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“There is an art, it says, or rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. … Clearly, it is this second part, the missing, which presents the difficulties.”
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deckardpnnz.bsky.social
Fuck me, what a jumped up little narcissist!

If he was any further up his own arse he'd be inside out.

www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3609...
‘Oh, hell yeah. Don’t you worry about that’ - Luxon thinks the 2026 election is in the bag
Luxon said the Government was doing ‘a serious turnaround job’, not like the ‘bit of a realignment’ carried out by the Key government in 2008.
www.stuff.co.nz
December 5, 2025 at 12:01 AM
deckardpnnz.bsky.social
Work microwave go boom (we assume it went boom, no one is owning up to having been using it when it happened).
Photo of a microwave oven with a burn on the left wall near the turntable where it appears to have caught fire.
December 4, 2025 at 8:07 AM
deckardpnnz.bsky.social
To summarise, if only Labour had listened during covid and done exactly what he said, we wouldn't be in this mess right now! www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3609...
I see no party, in Government or Opposition, articulating the future NZ I want to see
“Watching the speeches from the Labour Party conference, I was struck less by what was said than by what was quietly, and consistently, left out,” says Ian Taylor.
www.stuff.co.nz
December 2, 2025 at 10:03 PM
deckardpnnz.bsky.social
♬If I ruled the world, every day would be the first day of spring♬
www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3609...
I see no party, in Government or Opposition, articulating the future NZ I want to see
“Watching the speeches from the Labour Party conference, I was struck less by what was said than by what was quietly, and consistently, left out,” says Ian Taylor.
www.stuff.co.nz
December 2, 2025 at 9:46 PM
deckardpnnz.bsky.social
Ding dang a dong bong bing bong
Ticky ticky thought of a gun
Every time I try to do it all now, baby
Am I on the run?
Why, why, why, why, why, baby?
If it's so evil then?
Give me my time, with all my power

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drneil.bsky.social Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 12d
It was Christmas Eve babe
In the drunk tank…
November 23, 2025 at 7:43 AM
deckardpnnz.bsky.social
‘Absolutely not falling apart’ Luxon says of coalition as Peters and Seymour clash
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a destroyed building and says please disperse
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a destroyed building and says please disperse
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
deckardpnnz.bsky.social
Anyone want to take a bet that Winston will depart this mortal realm before the new ferries arrive?

www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360...
Winston Peters reveals new ferries deal, ‘saving billions’, says consultants ‘hijacked’ past plan
Winston Peters reveals cost of new Cook Strait ferries, says expensive consultants had “hijacked the project by adding more and more infrastructure”.
www.stuff.co.nz
November 19, 2025 at 3:50 AM
deckardpnnz.bsky.social
Pretty much on form for the current government.

www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360...
‘What’s happened?’: Major power outage at Parliament
Lights out in Parliament
www.stuff.co.nz
November 18, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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ninjakitty.bsky.social
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New Zealand Labour Party is with labourmaori. The next Labour Government will repeal the Regulatory Standards Bill within our first 100 days. LABOUR WILL REPEAL THE REGULATORY STANDARDS BILL REPEAL REPEAL REPEAL
November 13, 2025 at 5:15 AM
deckardpnnz.bsky.social
Guy that sits on the other side of the office to me eating pistacheos, so a popping sound ever 10-15 seconds.

Not the most annoying thing in the world, but fucking close!
November 11, 2025 at 11:45 PM
deckardpnnz.bsky.social
Movie idea......

A New Zealand version of Robocop, but instead of an evil corporation, Murphys rebuilt by a guy in his garden shed, using parts from a Mk3 Cortina and a Gentle Annie washing machine.
November 6, 2025 at 8:51 AM
deckardpnnz.bsky.social
Government to criticise measles for not going in to arbitration first. www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...
Measles outbreak set to throw exam plans into disarray
Secondary school exams start on Monday, but some students could be asked to stay home due to the measles outbreak.
www.rnz.co.nz
November 3, 2025 at 9:41 PM
deckardpnnz.bsky.social
Separated at birth?
Lord Crumb from the movie "Bad Taste" alongside a photo of the Mango Mussolini.
October 30, 2025 at 4:28 AM
deckardpnnz.bsky.social
The real question should be, did Luxon spit or swallow?

www.rnz.co.nz/news/world/5...
Maybe tariffs, definitely golf: What Luxon and Trump discussed in first meeting
The prime minister has met the US president for the first time.
www.rnz.co.nz
October 29, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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takethatearth.bsky.social
Ok, who did this incredibly accurate thing??
October 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
deckardpnnz.bsky.social
#nzpol
Very much a "Judean Peoples Front, Peoples Front of Judea" vibe on here today.
October 20, 2025 at 8:29 AM
deckardpnnz.bsky.social
The basic takeaway from this is that, over time, Jim Bolger realised how damaging their economic policies had been. And that Ruth Richardson is a Psychopath.
www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360...
Our economic reform was brave and saved NZ. Bolger and I did it together, says Ruth Richardson
Bolger and Ruth Richardson oversaw “The Mother of All Budgets” and the tough economic reforms that came to be widely known as “Ruthanasia”.
www.stuff.co.nz
October 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM
deckardpnnz.bsky.social
I think of this every time I hear people talking about AI.
“After a fairly shaky start to the day, Arthur's mind was beginning to reassemble itself from the shell-shocked fragments the previous day had left him with. He had found a Nutri-Matic machine which had provided him with a plastic cup filled with a liquid that was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea. The way it functioned was very interesting. When the Drink button was pressed it made an instant but highly detailed examination of the subject's taste buds, a spectroscopic analysis of the subject's metabolism and then sent tiny experimental signals down the neural pathways to the taste centers of the subject's brain to see what was likely to go down well. However, no one knew quite why it did this because it invariably delivered a cupful of liquid that was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.”
October 9, 2025 at 8:52 PM
deckardpnnz.bsky.social
Shouldn't the storeworker in the Payap ad being sendng the stuff they bite off to the card company rather than swallowing it?
October 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
deckardpnnz.bsky.social
Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make!

www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360...
Earthquake-prone today, safe enough tomorrow: Rule change lets thousands of buildings off
The proposed overhaul of the earthquake-prone building system shifts the focus to high-risk structures and cuts buildings in low-risk seismic zones from the system entirely.
www.stuff.co.nz
September 29, 2025 at 3:11 AM
deckardpnnz.bsky.social
Luxon looks like a really bad Harry Hill tribute act.
September 27, 2025 at 6:42 AM
deckardpnnz.bsky.social
Wait? What?
Screen shot of Facebook AI saying that Liam Lawson is an AoNZ politician
September 23, 2025 at 10:18 AM
deckardpnnz.bsky.social
Sigourney Weaver is in The Mandalorian and Grogu 😃
September 23, 2025 at 8:34 AM
deckardpnnz.bsky.social
Me on my way to the rapture. bsky.app/profile/ninj...
September 23, 2025 at 7:59 AM
deckardpnnz.bsky.social
There was spelling mistake, and it was actually meant to be the "Rupture" so all the truly righteous will be in desperate need of a truss.
September 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM