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Deep Doughbeast
@deepdoughbeast.bsky.social
I pretend to be a friendly Dad-monster on the Internets. 40's, Male, Might be the world's horniest Asexual. Adult content and discussion possible. Minors DNI, I'm over double your age!
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I got one of these for folks who may be too shy to ask questions or make comments here. If I get questions here, I'll endeavor to answer them.

As always, the answer to questions of "How Big/How Much" is simply "More than you".

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this would actually be so funny MAKE👏🏾AIR BUD👏🏾BLACK👏🏾
November 26, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Swear to you all, there is an inverse relationship between the amount of cold outside, and the amount of winter clothing a kid wants to wear leaving school. One of these days I'm going to catch one of these Aftercare kids aruing with mom or dad to leave the school in underpants in -40 weather!
November 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Post-dinner recovery for extra large appetites <3 with Garu @garuthegiant.bsky.social and Dael @daeltitan.bsky.social. Fat folks rule the world!

Care to rest with these two-beast buffet demolishers? 🍗🥣🍠🥧🍲

#GaruDraws #fat #belly #DaelTitan
November 28, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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mysterious thing about being an Australian anime fan is a couple of times an anime would get an english cover of its original japanese OP song

So the version of Cardcaptors we got was the Animax dub but an english cover of Catch You Catch Me
Cardcaptors OP 1 (Australian Opening)
YouTube video by TanukiCris
www.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
All is right with the world.

The boy has become a man.
November 27, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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People are best on records and books because you can turn them off or put them back on the shelf - Henry Rollins
November 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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anyone ever have intentions to play a game but can't decide what to play so you just sit there and end up not playing anything?
November 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
November 25, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Image because too long for post. Alt Text Provided.

I don't do any stimulants, not even coffee or tea, and yet my brain is like this sometimes.
November 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Y'all know what Kirby ate to get like this, yes?
Nintendo Kirby Face Fuzzy Slipper Socks $8.94 via Box Lunch. https://ow.ly/TwOz50XwRzb
November 25, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Yeah, I know Colbert used the gag first on his show, but I still felt the need to draw it.

#Muppets #misspiggy #absurdbydesign
November 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Local 20 gig Garurumon rages as 1/128 item drop is still not obtained!
November 23, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Today I want to remind you that your worth isn't tied to productivity. I fall into this cycle a lot too, but we have to remind ourselves every day: you still deserve rest and kindness. You're not a machine and you're allowed to just be. Don't forget to love and take care of yourselves 🧡🍂
~
#furryart
November 22, 2025 at 11:09 PM
www.tumblr.com/uvuvus/79774...

I appreciate this cringey little weirdo who thinks he's GOT to be evil, but just can't commit.
Post by @uvuvus · 1 image
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November 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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her time has come once more
June 4, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Horrible D&D idea.

Character so afraid of getting into some bullshit in the Feywild, that they spend the rest before the trip screaming themselves hoarse, hoping to lose their voice and thus not be expected to speak while there.

This of course, still does not work in their favour.
November 22, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Uh oh, Ubisoft is sbout to make a terrible decision.
"How can you tell, Deep?"
...They're making a decision.
"Oh right, yeah, carry on."
Like they shouldn't.
I'll just leave these here
November 22, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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I want A.I. to do my admin and laundry while I write and illustrate books. I don't want A.I. to write and illustrate books while I do my admin and laundry.
November 21, 2025 at 9:46 AM
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Zoopunk is made with AI so don’t fucking touch that slop
Zoopunk Was Used To Demonstrate Generative AI Assets
Zoopunk was part of today's Xbox Partner Preview showcase
kotaku.com
November 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I need to figure out a good way to make extra cash soon. Maybe if I get off my ass and start writing again, I can prove I'm good enough for commissions.
November 21, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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I NEED this man objectified
November 20, 2025 at 6:11 AM
November 20, 2025 at 2:53 AM