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Deep Doughbeast

@deepdoughbeast.bsky.social

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I pretend to be a friendly Dad-monster on the Internets. 40's, Male, Might be the world's horniest Asexual. Adult content and discussion possible. Minors DNI, I'm over double your age!

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Deep Doughbeast @deepdoughbeast.bsky.social · 11d

I got one of these for folks who may be too shy to ask questions or make comments here. If I get questions here, I'll endeavor to answer them.

As always, the answer to questions of "How Big/How Much" is simply "More than you".

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Deep Doughbeast @deepdoughbeast.bsky.social · 4h

The beast is awakening...

Deep Doughbeast @deepdoughbeast.bsky.social · 4h

Boss Battle Vibes

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Luprand @luprand.bsky.social · 7h

Commonly confused terms: "pore over" vs. "pour over."

A comic showing the difference between "pore over" (to read or examine carefully) and "pour over" (to decant a liquid onto something). In the first panel, a person pores over a complicated document. In the second panel, the person jumps up and panics as their cat knocks down a glass, pouring cola over the papers.

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Deep Doughbeast @deepdoughbeast.bsky.social · 16h

New Dissidia? *Runs to Google it*

Mobile? It's official, they have no idea what we liked about the first two.

Deep Doughbeast @deepdoughbeast.bsky.social · 16h

I think it fits just right!

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Coolie 🔞 COMMS CLOSED - In Progess @coolietf.bsky.social · 6d

Forgot that FFT canonically has a magic that can turn people into dragons in one side quest only to never mention again, why can't I use that spell.

a man in a suit is kneeling down in front of a group of people

ALT: a man in a suit is kneeling down in front of a group of people

media.tenor.com

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Todd Ciolek @kidfenris.bsky.social · 3d

So this guy was pretty much wrong about everything.

Argath aka Algus yells "Animals have no God!!" like a jerk. The original translation of Final Fantasy Tactics is notoriously rough, but I always liked how blunt this line was.

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Deep Doughbeast @deepdoughbeast.bsky.social · 1d

I keep saying this Administration operates on toddler logic. "Tariffs" is just Trump's version of "Uninvited to my birthday party".

Forbes @forbes.com · 2d

Trump will hold talks with Chinese President Xi Jinping later this month.

Trump Accuses China Of ‘Sinister’ Order Curbing Rare Earth Exports—Threatens ‘Massive’ Tariffs

Trump will hold talks with Chinese President Xi Jinping later this month.

www.forbes.com

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Deep Doughbeast @deepdoughbeast.bsky.social · 1d

If you see this, share your massive Sona's pecs.

Plump or powerful, I always pack a primo pair!

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Deep Doughbeast @deepdoughbeast.bsky.social · 2d

My brain can be a real sh*tshow sometimes.

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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 2d

Missy Elliott and “Get Ur Freak On” coming through from 2001 with a perfect response for people who want to prompt their way through AI to “write” lol

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Deep Doughbeast @deepdoughbeast.bsky.social · 2d

You should be some kind of metamorph so that you can be customized multiple times a day if you want! Why settle? Why be constrained at 6:00 because you wanted something else at 4:00? Vive le difference, forever!

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Deep Doughbeast @deepdoughbeast.bsky.social · 2d

Dude.

Dumb October/Octdoughber thought.

Werewolf Deep. With Largecanthropy. If I infect you, werecreature but also some kind of oversized.

...I just realized I sound medicated right now.

I stand by what I said though!

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Kenza @kenzamaka.sheath.church · 28d

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Deep Doughbeast @deepdoughbeast.bsky.social · 3d

Letting smaller pandaren use him as a practice dummy, laughing off every hit to his middle, completely unfazed.

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ShikiZShigls @shikizshigls.bsky.social · 3d

Armadillomon is toddling around.

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Deep Doughbeast @deepdoughbeast.bsky.social · 3d

Pet Peeve: Which of these sounds like the front door of an apartment block?

A: Glass Door, Handle, Keyhole, Intercom System.
B: Metal Door, No Doorknob/Handle, No Keyhole, No Intercom, No Doorbell, No Nothing.

If you said "B", you're every Doordasher I've had since I moved. Is "East Door" hard?

Deep Doughbeast @deepdoughbeast.bsky.social · 4d

*Holding shut a door from which those very kinds of sounds can be heard, just lower than belly level, as various paws try to force their way through the opening* Seriously, I can't contain them! RUN!

Deep Doughbeast @deepdoughbeast.bsky.social · 4d

YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT FORCES YOU'RE INVOKING, DON'T TRY TO DENY IT.

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Deep Doughbeast @deepdoughbeast.bsky.social · 4d

Pet Peeve of the Day: When the "Dislikes" on a ref sheet are obvious. "Rude People", "Being Ignored", et cetera. Does anyone LIKE that? Get specific. Give us something that SAYS something about you that we could not assume solely because you are another being that exists.

Deep Doughbeast @deepdoughbeast.bsky.social · 4d

Four RPGs to get to know me.

Yeah, I was clearly raised by a particular era.

Deep Doughbeast @deepdoughbeast.bsky.social · 8d

Teeth, not feet. What is with me and missing horrible typos lately?

Deep Doughbeast @deepdoughbeast.bsky.social · 8d

Got out of the dentist. The verdict? I sleep like shit. I probably ground my feet together in my sleep so much that I irritated a bunch of nerves in my jaw. They did what they could for me, and I'm thankfully still covered. Got to go get a sleep test, though.

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Deep Doughbeast @deepdoughbeast.bsky.social · 8d

My little sis is gonna absolutely FREAK when I show her this.

Deep Doughbeast @deepdoughbeast.bsky.social · 8d

If anyone still has their Miitopia data, hit me with your sharing code, I need to refill my setup for a new run.

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