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🦌 🔞 Deerek Caramel
@deerek.bsky.social
⚠️🔞[18+] 24, Any Pronouns, 🦌 Furry, NSFW, loves soft cooking/prep vore + Bitchsuits! But also loves sfw toony fursuits!! :3
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There’s lots to be thankful for! I’m thankful to not be served on the table, yet…

⚠️ NSFW
🎨 PetPolaris (www.furaffinity.net/user/petpola...)
Bleat :3
February 6, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Gosh it would sure be a shame if some peaceful protestor brought a big "acoustic mirror", peacefully, to a protest where the government was using an LRAD against the protestors.

(This wouldn't be as effective as you'd imagine but the thought is pretty funny; don't attempt to do anything like this)
February 2, 2026 at 6:10 PM
OH. I didn’t know that it was anything more than just people wanting it, or manifesting it… no no no… IT is ACTUALLY going to happen sooner than later.
January 31, 2026 at 6:05 AM
Absolutely wild horny train of thought

- Imagine being a pet
- In a skyrise apt in dense city
- Someone else filming you from another skyrise
- Those videos going viral online
- People commenting on those videos wanting video taker to get you treats
January 27, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Endfield's marketing is some of the best stuff I've ever seen. I have zero interest in the actual game itself but man do I want to give them my money.
January 26, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Would love to partake in a society wherein the economy isn't based on an object that's a representative of value or token of labor... but rather a mutual shared interest to provide each other with the best lives possible.
January 26, 2026 at 7:16 AM
I sure hope furries don’t make an appearance on The Pitt.

Given that season 2 takes place on July 4th and the hospital is close to Anthrocon which notoriously runs in a neighboring city on that day… oh no…
January 25, 2026 at 5:59 AM
One more year on this earth down. Completed. Passed. I got a score of 927… I don’t know if this is good or bad but I’m on to level 24 now so I assume it was a passing score. :3
January 24, 2026 at 1:12 AM
I reckon the 23rd will be an interesting day for America.
January 22, 2026 at 7:18 PM
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Two very good doggies are about to have walkies~ <3

For Cyreni, @sillybluebat.bsky.social, and LastMidnight
January 17, 2026 at 11:54 PM
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“haters will draw a hot bath for you only to begin slicing carrots into it”

A somewhat accurate summation of Ambroys and Hyden’s relationship (don’t worry, it’s just a metaphor) (mostly)

[ #furryart ]
January 15, 2026 at 2:19 PM
I dreamt overnight that I was still at my old entertainment job. Oh, how I miss dressing up in a wolf fursuit and hugging dozens of people.
January 16, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Do I want to be a good boy? Only partially. The main goal, you see, is to be crispy and tender~
January 15, 2026 at 4:11 PM
If any millionaire wants to put together a 24/7 livestream furry house wherein everyone inside gets their own room & fursuit and MUST wear the fursuit in all of the shared common areas for infinite cute fursuiter interaction content…

Consider getting me involved, yeah? :3
January 13, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Good morning furries on my phone!! I’m in a happy/hungry/horny mood. Someone should tie me up and throw me onto a couch or a grill or something. x3
January 10, 2026 at 4:20 PM
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Today I am going to turn all of my friends into thier furry OCs and transport us all to a new dimension where we all live in a tooniverse. Casually eating people is harmless and temporary here. Being suddenly transformed or inflated is normal. Money is a prop. Goofy is real.
January 9, 2026 at 3:52 PM
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Gift for @yukianno.me
January 1, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Furry conventions, take note.
We need a DEER PANEL.
A panel for deers.
A big projector screen.
A slideshow of images.
Crowd should be trained, like deer, on how to react to the images.
Strawberry? Lick lips.
Headlights? Stare.
Leaf or twig being stepped on? Parkour time.
December 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I want to live in a world where friends message me “hey do you want to come over and be my meal for the night? I’ll truss you up like a chicken in my kitchen and garnish you.”
December 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
That moment when you wake up and realize… today is going to be a long horny day. Performance will not be optimal. Gonna be fantasizing and lost in my own world all day. And by horny I mean longing to be tied up, not sex, cuz I’m just that sort of deer.
December 19, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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Squirrel nuts roasting on an open fire.
BBQ sauce dripping from his nose. 🎶

🟦🐿️: @scurrow.bsky.social
🎨: @sparklecat.bsky.social

#NSFW #NSFWFurryArt Cooking #Vore #Peril #CartoonViolence
December 18, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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#cookingvore
You look so much lovelier without all that fur on you. Just nice, smooth, oiled skin ready to feel the heat of the oven.
Oh, it's no use in struggling; I've learned how to tie good knots.
Besides, I'm sure a subby little meat slut like you will enjoy being cooked alive, yes?
December 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
For too long I’ve awoken in a bed of blankets and pillows. I long to wake up in a bed of diced carrots and potatoes. Getting ready for work!? No!! I need to be getting ready for the oven.

Baste & Stuff the deer. Garnish your lucky breakfast buck with bacon slices! Venison’s never been this eager!
December 15, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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How else am I gonna attract these bears?
December 7, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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"Hog Tied"
Acrylic on Canvas 18" x 24"
December 3, 2025 at 5:41 AM