Deerly
@deerlydigested.bsky.social
The Most Edible Person on Bluesky 🦌 she/her 🦌 23 🔞 🦌 pfp by @mofumusubi.bsky.social 🦌 Times Digested = 94
Adults: Be careful online, there might be strange people who want to murder you
Younger me: Oh no, I better be careful!
Current me: Hnnngfffgghhffggghhn
Younger me: Oh no, I better be careful!
Current me: Hnnngfffgghhffggghhn
December 27, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Adults: Be careful online, there might be strange people who want to murder you
Younger me: Oh no, I better be careful!
Current me: Hnnngfffgghhffggghhn
Younger me: Oh no, I better be careful!
Current me: Hnnngfffgghhffggghhn
Hot guys should be a little eldritch and horrifying and unable to be comprehended at times
a cartoon character is making a heart shape with his fist
ALT: a cartoon character is making a heart shape with his fist
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December 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Hot guys should be a little eldritch and horrifying and unable to be comprehended at times
YULE not be satisfied until you have me for Christmas dinner 😉
December 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
YULE not be satisfied until you have me for Christmas dinner 😉
Woah... it's what I turn into in your tummy
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Woah... it's what I turn into in your tummy
This Halloween, knock on my door for the best treat of all: me! ...unfortunately, everyone after the first arrival will be going home disappointed.
October 31, 2025 at 11:53 AM
This Halloween, knock on my door for the best treat of all: me! ...unfortunately, everyone after the first arrival will be going home disappointed.
I'd love to attend a feminist lecture, I just worry that the moment the speaker uses the term "barefoot and pregnant" all the blood will start flowing away from my brain
October 30, 2025 at 11:37 AM
I'd love to attend a feminist lecture, I just worry that the moment the speaker uses the term "barefoot and pregnant" all the blood will start flowing away from my brain
People who are too fat for their work clothes/uniform 🤤
October 25, 2025 at 11:36 AM
People who are too fat for their work clothes/uniform 🤤
Gonna become such a flawless, annoyingly-perfect character that people will be infuriated to the point of eating and digesting me
I'll be a total Mary Stew
I'll be a total Mary Stew
October 23, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Gonna become such a flawless, annoyingly-perfect character that people will be infuriated to the point of eating and digesting me
I'll be a total Mary Stew
I'll be a total Mary Stew
I put the edible in incredible
October 20, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I put the edible in incredible
It should be me 😢
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Bring Your Child To Work Day
#HazbinHotelAlastor #HazbinHotelNiffty #AlastorHazbinHotel #HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelFanart
Bring Your Child To Work Day
#HazbinHotelAlastor #HazbinHotelNiffty #AlastorHazbinHotel #HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelFanart
October 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
It should be me 😢
I'm choosing not to watch the Hazbin S2 trailer, but I'm assuming they included a clip of the 3.5-hour long scene where Alastor just ruthlessly digests me, right?
a close up of a cartoon character with sunglasses on his eyes
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October 4, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I'm choosing not to watch the Hazbin S2 trailer, but I'm assuming they included a clip of the 3.5-hour long scene where Alastor just ruthlessly digests me, right?
I want y'all to be uncompromising. Just *try* to shock or startle me with your predatory thoughts towards me, in public or in private. I insist! 😊
September 30, 2025 at 9:53 AM
I want y'all to be uncompromising. Just *try* to shock or startle me with your predatory thoughts towards me, in public or in private. I insist! 😊
Baffledly observing someone's ludicrously large, misshapen stomach, only to realize when the shape beneath shifts on its own how much it resembles another human being....
September 27, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Baffledly observing someone's ludicrously large, misshapen stomach, only to realize when the shape beneath shifts on its own how much it resembles another human being....
Can't spell FATAL without FAT AL
a cartoon character wearing glasses and a bow tie is smiling
ALT: a cartoon character wearing glasses and a bow tie is smiling
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September 26, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Can't spell FATAL without FAT AL
Hey look! It's me, finally appearing with Alastor for the first time! ...well, emphasis on "appearing", the other times we've been seen together I've been... less visible. But, surely, this interaction will end very differently! ...surely. Right?
lewd ban incoming, everyone goon as much as possible.
buncha sketches from this stream that i ended up rendering for fun. big vore camaraderie 🥳💃🕺
buncha sketches from this stream that i ended up rendering for fun. big vore camaraderie 🥳💃🕺
September 24, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Hey look! It's me, finally appearing with Alastor for the first time! ...well, emphasis on "appearing", the other times we've been seen together I've been... less visible. But, surely, this interaction will end very differently! ...surely. Right?
If anyone doubts what a prey I am, check the count in my bio. I've got a great tract record.
September 11, 2025 at 12:55 PM
If anyone doubts what a prey I am, check the count in my bio. I've got a great tract record.
At least 3 people have told me that they would legit eat me irl if possible, even if it were fatal. You know what I call that? A good start!
September 9, 2025 at 11:57 AM
At least 3 people have told me that they would legit eat me irl if possible, even if it were fatal. You know what I call that? A good start!
Overalls might be peak pred-clothes honestly. No need to wear anything underneath, which means there can be plenty of skin exposed, and they can adjust the straps to accommodate for a lot of expansion. Imagine seeing a pred in overalls with the straps wayy loose—you know they're making some room
September 7, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Overalls might be peak pred-clothes honestly. No need to wear anything underneath, which means there can be plenty of skin exposed, and they can adjust the straps to accommodate for a lot of expansion. Imagine seeing a pred in overalls with the straps wayy loose—you know they're making some room
Everyone keeps going on about how they hate Al... what'd he do to you?
a cartoon character with red eyes and teeth is standing in front of a sign that says beware him
ALT: a cartoon character with red eyes and teeth is standing in front of a sign that says beware him
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September 5, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Everyone keeps going on about how they hate Al... what'd he do to you?
The similarity between gainers and I is that we both look at fat people and say "I wanna look like that"
August 27, 2025 at 12:24 PM
The similarity between gainers and I is that we both look at fat people and say "I wanna look like that"
Reposted by Deerly
August 25, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Few things get me more excited than someone just having their fat tummy exposed outside/in public 🥴
August 21, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Few things get me more excited than someone just having their fat tummy exposed outside/in public 🥴
Scenario where pred is just as afraid of getting caught with their prey as prey is afraid of being digested
August 19, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Scenario where pred is just as afraid of getting caught with their prey as prey is afraid of being digested
Someone who gets gay panic by finding themself attracted to the same gender but instead of dealing with those feelings they just eat the other person
August 16, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Someone who gets gay panic by finding themself attracted to the same gender but instead of dealing with those feelings they just eat the other person
I'd love to be a symbol of pride for a pred, not anything having to do with me as an individual prey, but just a pred showing off their huge gut to brag about their ability to catch, subdue, swallow, carry, and digest a prey near their size
August 14, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I'd love to be a symbol of pride for a pred, not anything having to do with me as an individual prey, but just a pred showing off their huge gut to brag about their ability to catch, subdue, swallow, carry, and digest a prey near their size