Any manner of Hazbin paraphernalia, perhaps an acid-burned keychain?

Hey, hear me out, what if instead of a popsicle it was my-

(art by @tangtian_L posted with permission)

This is, and always hazbin, an ANTI-ALASTOR account. You fools have been played, I carefully won your trust only to pull the rug out from under you when you least expect! As you can see in this carefully-constructed diagram, my grievances with this man are clear.

Does your fave *canonically* swallow people whole and alive? Because *my* fave *canonically* swallows people whole and alive. Don't feel bad, it's ok to be jealous 😌

Sometimes you relate to a song right down to the title :P

Yeah sure, just throw the terms "digest" and "breaks down" at me out of nowhere. I know you're just trying to get me hard in this Outback Steakhouse.

Note to self: never leave your phone unlocked while cuddling with a vorny feedee

Uff, hope you got a backup in mind 😬

So it’s a couple things - as you follow more people the algorithm will figure out the kinda stuff you like and will stop trying to fill in the gaps so much. You can also click on the dots on a post and click show more or show less

The show is cool and all that, but personally I think this scene would have been improved if his jacket and shirt were split open from his bulging gut, surging out from between the flaps and splayed out over the bed before him, filled to the brim with squirming deer girl