Gabe
@deftasaurus.com
Grilled cheese enthusiast, mediocre photographer, dad.
It's absolutely criminal that there's only two seasons of Trash Truck.
November 28, 2025 at 1:36 PM
It's absolutely criminal that there's only two seasons of Trash Truck.
My toddler keeps calling Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles "Tommy the Turtle" and I don't have the heart to correct him.
May 11, 2025 at 12:15 PM
My toddler keeps calling Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles "Tommy the Turtle" and I don't have the heart to correct him.
Someone please give the guy on C-SPAN a cough drop
May 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Someone please give the guy on C-SPAN a cough drop
My toddler at dinner told me that he brings his hands with him everywhere he goes.
a man in a black shirt is making a funny face while sitting at a table in a dark room .
ALT: a man in a black shirt is making a funny face while sitting at a table in a dark room .
media.tenor.com
April 18, 2025 at 10:10 PM
My toddler at dinner told me that he brings his hands with him everywhere he goes.
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This looks like a "win probability" graph from a game where a team builds a huge lead then blows it in the last few seconds
April 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
This looks like a "win probability" graph from a game where a team builds a huge lead then blows it in the last few seconds
This Zlatan video is my Roman empire. I find myself repeating "this shit country" often recently. www.theguardian.com/football/vid...
Zlatan Ibrahimovic's foul-mouthed rant against France – video
Zlatan Ibrahimovic loses his temper after Paris Saint-Germain's surprise 3-2 defeat at Bordeaux on Sunday, swearing about the referee after the match and criticising France as a 'shit country'
www.theguardian.com
March 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
This Zlatan video is my Roman empire. I find myself repeating "this shit country" often recently. www.theguardian.com/football/vid...
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Yes I would like to formally announce that I would take $40 million a year to stay anywhere.
Would you take 40M a year to stay in a miserable environment in hopes that THIS is the year they finally turn it around? I probably would
March 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Yes I would like to formally announce that I would take $40 million a year to stay anywhere.
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Anyone else have trouble spelling dieahreah?
March 8, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Anyone else have trouble spelling dieahreah?
You ever eat a bunch of ice cream and then
March 7, 2025 at 4:15 AM
You ever eat a bunch of ice cream and then
What do you guys think Yao Ming is up to?
February 27, 2025 at 4:31 AM
What do you guys think Yao Ming is up to?
What are you guys using to dry your dogs noses? My kleenex budget is out of whack.
February 21, 2025 at 11:24 PM
What are you guys using to dry your dogs noses? My kleenex budget is out of whack.
"When animals are in public, they do NOT wear shoes" - toddler
February 21, 2025 at 1:26 PM
"When animals are in public, they do NOT wear shoes" - toddler
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Holy shit Donovan Mitchell! #LetEmKnow
February 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Holy shit Donovan Mitchell! #LetEmKnow
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hey question, is this bad?
January 31, 2025 at 10:34 PM
hey question, is this bad?
"My favorite smell is wet cement" - my Toddler
December 11, 2024 at 12:27 AM
"My favorite smell is wet cement" - my Toddler
I can't believe EFC scored FOUR* goals. A little pre Christmas miracle?
December 4, 2024 at 11:15 PM
I can't believe EFC scored FOUR* goals. A little pre Christmas miracle?
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our handle is now verified @neorsd.org which i think makes us the official sewer district of bluesky
November 21, 2024 at 8:46 PM
our handle is now verified @neorsd.org which i think makes us the official sewer district of bluesky