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Front page of this month’s edition of The Onion.
February 11, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Everyone's dead from Fentanyl... Then what the fuck am I watching?
February 11, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Making stew from a recipe I got from gr*ndr:
Step 1: brown your meat
Step 2: cuddle, then send out for tacos

lolz, here's the meat.
February 11, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Ms. Scanlon: "thank you, thank you for the insult."
Just slapped the bastard off Bondi!
February 11, 2026 at 5:18 PM
As requested...
February 11, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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A United Nations independent commission of inquiry has concluded that the president of Israel incited genocide in Gaza.

The president is currently on a state visit to Australia.
February 11, 2026 at 8:24 AM
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February 11, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Bimbo Bondi: "ANTIFA is a terrorist organization!"

That's it, I'm out. Soup is on the porch waiting for return pickup... it's been a slice!
February 11, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Piece of chicken, piece of broccoli, a tortilla, and something else... this shite, for argument's sake. Y'all great yet?
Source: NPR
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The boxed meal helping Americans stay on budget : The Indicator from Planet Money
Food keeps getting more expensive, so how do shoppers respond? They change what they buy, right? It’s not just that cheaper foods get more popular. Shoppers are more nuanced than that. So, today on th...
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February 11, 2026 at 2:56 PM
And China points out America elected a fuckwit as president.
Source: NPR
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The U.S. claims China is conducting secret nuclear tests. Here's what that means
The allegations were leveled by U.S. officials late last week. Arms control experts worry that norms against nuclear testing are unraveling.
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February 11, 2026 at 2:09 PM
*Started in on The Beauty last night, it's got legs.

morning x

* No drafts were involved in the creation of this post.
February 11, 2026 at 12:11 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 4:24 AM
But when it comes to Turnip's paedophilia, or Malaria's tits all over the web... Crickets.
Fuck outta here!
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Florida GOP rep demands FCC probe of NBC, NFL over Bad Bunny’s halftime show: ‘Grotesque, leftist garbage’
Florida Rep. Randy Fine is demanding a federal probe into Puerto Rican rapper Bad Bunny’s “dangerous” and “offensive” Super Bowl Halftime Show performance over the wee…
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February 11, 2026 at 11:45 AM
And this resolution will be achieved by just ignoring the orange fuckwit.

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‘The situation will be resolved,’ Carney says, after speaking to Trump about bridge. Follow for live updates.
On his way into a cabinet meeting on Parliament Hill Tuesday, Prime Minister Mark Carney said he spoke with U.S. President Donald Trump about the bridge. Follow along for live updates.
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February 10, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Rather watch my parents' sex tape.
Source: The Guardian
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Melania drops by 88% to No 62 at UK box office, with £66 site average
The documentary’s second week slump equates to around six tickets per cinema
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February 10, 2026 at 5:54 PM
It's a boho and sandals kinda day. Photos available upon request.
February 10, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Sensitive fuckers, the magats... 😂
February 10, 2026 at 3:20 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Pineapple belongs on ALL the pizzas
Does pineapple belong on a vegan pizza? 🍕🍍

#NationalPizzaDay
February 10, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Financed by, and constructed exclusively by Canada to the tune of $4.7bn and Turnip wants compensation? He should blockade it with all those soy beans he can't sell. Orange Fuckwit.
February 10, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Just mentioning drafts will keep that craven orange fuckwit away from here.
v1.116 is rolling out now!

For all the overthinkers and perfectionists out there, we're launching Drafts.
February 10, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Huge, if true...
Source: Substack
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It's Still Standing: Rome's Colosseum
"When falls the Colosseum, Rome shall fall; And when Rome falls—the World." ~ Lord Byron
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February 10, 2026 at 8:39 AM
@patriotsbearded.bsky.social replies off, quote post disabled. Another chicken shit, mouth-breathing maga twat.
February 10, 2026 at 7:59 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 3:55 PM