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Kathryn 🍄
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Elder Emo c. 1990 🖤
Cat Mom 🐱
Witch 🧙🏾‍♀️
Y'allternative 👩🏾‍🌾
Y'all means all 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
I have too many hobbies 🎮🧶✍🏾🏋🏾‍♀️
Master's degree pending 👩🏾‍🎓
Insatiable music connoisseur 🎶

🔞 I can and will hornypost
Fuck minions. Holy shit I hate those stupid lil yellow bastards.
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Jonathon Groff can do no wrong.
November 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
My pumpkin roll has been complimented. Don't talk to me. I have ascended.
November 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I am both confused and honored.
Bench press is a good way to literally pick up someone

@dekaye.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Please tell me y'all know what the Loveland Frog is. Because if not, I gotta educate you stat. Best cryptid next to Mothman and that's only because Mothman has pretty eyes and a fat ass.
November 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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DRIP
DROP
GET
ON
TOP
November 26, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Lockets, whispers, and stolen kisses make for closely guarded, gilded volumes behind ivy-covered garden walls.
Board the gate. Lose the key.
There's no going back now.
Paradise was never that far away.
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Good morning! Have a fantastic day, everyone! Do something that makes you smile.
November 26, 2025 at 1:19 PM
The number of people with mullets here far outnumbers anywhere else I've ever been.

This is not a bad thing. #FreeTheMullet
November 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
🎶 When she talks, I listen.
She's in the shower and her skin glistens like oh my god, I like it.
Like oh, oh god, I like it! 🎶
November 25, 2025 at 8:22 PM
The price I just paid for this fucking Alani should be considered gouging. Airport money isn't real.
November 25, 2025 at 7:28 PM
LMAOOO I SPILLED LOTION ALL OVER MY DRESS PLS END ME NOW
I'm gonna be so hot today. Not even gonna try to be humble about it.
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I'm gonna be so hot today. Not even gonna try to be humble about it.
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Low-key, smooth vibes for this morning. Here's your song of the day. Make today great!
Kehlani & Jhené Aiko - Change Your Life (feat. Jhené Aiko)
Listen to Change Your Life (feat. Jhené Aiko) on TIDAL
tidal.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Gotta delete all my JD Vance memes so I don't get disappeared at the airport.
November 25, 2025 at 10:32 AM
It's nights like these when "goodnight" reads more like a promise than a wish.
November 25, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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I'm the kind that'll love you in every lifetime
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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I remember seeing this Gracie Films logo at the end of most TV show closing credits and it was generally my signal that it was bedtime. Where do you remember it from? 📺

#nostalgia #tvshow #synthwave
November 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Is it too late for Monochrome Monday?
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Wanting to commit a crime just so Ashley Flowers knows I exist
November 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
PSA from your Black Internet cousin:

If you upload a single photo of a dry ass turkey or a ham begging to be put down after being slathered in pineapples, I'm gonna cuss you out. And put the gelatin down, too.

You've been warned.

Do not disappoint me.
November 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
The most mediocre white men are doing double takes now that my hair is teal again. 😂

Idk why this is the mayosapien killer color. Please take your unseasoned ass and go on somewhere.
November 24, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Fuck me, I want some Popeyes.
November 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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In hindsight, being the fastest sperm cell was a mistake
November 24, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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I wish i could meet amazing cool hot people
*finger on monkey's paw curls*
They all live in your phone...
November 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM