Pike Malmateer
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Pike Malmateer
@delahowarya.bsky.social
· Nov 15
For no reason here’s my video of Willy’s TV timeout ritual. Enjoy
Maybe Berube should shout at his own ass instead of shouting at his best player. Willy saves this team again.
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Maybe Berube should shout at his own ass instead of shouting at his best player. Willy saves this team again.
God bless Willy!
November 27, 2025 at 2:53 AM
God bless Willy!
If Max Domi sees any ice time between now and a possible OT, Berube will need to be throat punched.
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
If Max Domi sees any ice time between now and a possible OT, Berube will need to be throat punched.
Holy Cowboy! With special thanks to JT and of course Willy!
November 27, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Holy Cowboy! With special thanks to JT and of course Willy!
Max Domi continues being the league’s number one Leaf killer.
November 27, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Max Domi continues being the league’s number one Leaf killer.
Domi on the PP is just as horrible as Domi 5vs5 and Domi in OT.
November 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Domi on the PP is just as horrible as Domi 5vs5 and Domi in OT.
Jarnkrok does absolutely fuck all at breakneck speed. Fucking amazing actually.
November 27, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Jarnkrok does absolutely fuck all at breakneck speed. Fucking amazing actually.
Atta boy Roy. Sit him the fuck down.
November 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Atta boy Roy. Sit him the fuck down.
Correct call even though I wouldn’t have been surprised if they called it a goal.
November 27, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Correct call even though I wouldn’t have been surprised if they called it a goal.
Woll’s masks kicks major ass. Nice little Potvin tribute going on.
November 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Woll’s masks kicks major ass. Nice little Potvin tribute going on.
Ref show! Ref show! Ref show!
November 27, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Ref show! Ref show! Ref show!
I’ve actually reached that point where I’m at ease knowing my team, the coach, the GM and the upper brass are one big footlong shit sub. It’s just an amusing entertainment viewing option at this point. Go leafs go!
November 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I’ve actually reached that point where I’m at ease knowing my team, the coach, the GM and the upper brass are one big footlong shit sub. It’s just an amusing entertainment viewing option at this point. Go leafs go!
The way Tre’s been dealing with his sense of urgency (suffice to say he has none) I would hazard to guess that if he were to can Berube, he would just promote Lalonde to the head coach position.
November 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
The way Tre’s been dealing with his sense of urgency (suffice to say he has none) I would hazard to guess that if he were to can Berube, he would just promote Lalonde to the head coach position.
Keep Willy and Knies then nuke this team into the sun.
November 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Keep Willy and Knies then nuke this team into the sun.
Holy shit what an absolute joke this season has turned into.
November 23, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Holy shit what an absolute joke this season has turned into.
Our entire lineup right now is just a cloned Justin Holl at every position.
November 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Our entire lineup right now is just a cloned Justin Holl at every position.
Fuck it. This one already looks like another serving of shit stew so put Domi on the penalty kill as fucking punishment for that bullshit give away against Columbus.
Fuck this team sucks.
Fuck this team sucks.
November 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Fuck it. This one already looks like another serving of shit stew so put Domi on the penalty kill as fucking punishment for that bullshit give away against Columbus.
Fuck this team sucks.
Fuck this team sucks.
Tank this season.
November 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Tank this season.
Willy with the “fuck you” pop on the chin gives me chuckles.
November 23, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Willy with the “fuck you” pop on the chin gives me chuckles.
If John Tavares was an unapologetic plumber describing his day…
“I was unclogging and that stuffed shitter all night and then finally got it to flush again. Then that big headed toothless bastard took a massive mud pie and overflowed the room in raw sewage. Fucking toothless bastard”
“I was unclogging and that stuffed shitter all night and then finally got it to flush again. Then that big headed toothless bastard took a massive mud pie and overflowed the room in raw sewage. Fucking toothless bastard”
November 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
If John Tavares was an unapologetic plumber describing his day…
“I was unclogging and that stuffed shitter all night and then finally got it to flush again. Then that big headed toothless bastard took a massive mud pie and overflowed the room in raw sewage. Fucking toothless bastard”
“I was unclogging and that stuffed shitter all night and then finally got it to flush again. Then that big headed toothless bastard took a massive mud pie and overflowed the room in raw sewage. Fucking toothless bastard”
That kind of weak pass attempt by Domi during 3 on 3 OT could be, and was, so easy to pick off. Playing Domi in OT should now be considered a mortal sin.
November 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
That kind of weak pass attempt by Domi during 3 on 3 OT could be, and was, so easy to pick off. Playing Domi in OT should now be considered a mortal sin.
Max Domi, everyone. Good night.
November 21, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Max Domi, everyone. Good night.