Chris
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Chris
@delebrin.com
Software Engineer | Angular, .NET/C#, SQL | TV Enthusiast | World of Warcraft / Former Raider, Current Terrible Boomkin | Diablo IV, Slayer of Demons
Happy New Year all!

I hope we at least make it through the day before the disappointment sets back in!
January 1, 2026 at 5:07 AM
I'm pretty sure the "mild" banana pepper I just ate had a secret, very spicy nightlife I wasn't informed of.
December 30, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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We have reached the pinnacle of technology.
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 28, 2025 at 6:32 AM
December 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Left overs.
a cat with a caption that says `` i 'll have all the ham ''
ALT: a cat with a caption that says `` i 'll have all the ham ''
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December 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I started a new Christmas tradition of watching KPop Demon Hunters. That's How It's Done.
December 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
yoda from star wars is saying `` home , i am now ''
ALT: yoda from star wars is saying `` home , i am now ''
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December 24, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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CBS NEWS: “We can’t report on the current murdering spree until we get the serial killer’s side of the story.”
December 22, 2025 at 8:39 PM
T minus 6 hours until 5 days off.
mickey mouse is chained to a rock and says `` get me outta here '' in a black and white cartoon .
ALT: mickey mouse is chained to a rock and says `` get me outta here '' in a black and white cartoon .
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December 23, 2025 at 4:14 PM
There's left over pizza from yesterday's pizza party at work.
a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing a white shirt and says yes .
ALT: a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing a white shirt and says yes .
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December 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
One more day then the long weekend begins.
December 23, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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“I’m from Freeso.”

“Freeso, New Jersey?”

“Freeso, Ohio!”
Google Gemini Pro: please generate a map of the western united states showing cities of over 250K population
December 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Me: *has tons of projects to finish*

Me: *starts something new* I'll totally finish this one.
December 21, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Why am I in the office on Sunday, you ask? Because I thought it'd be better to have Friday off for a long 5 day Christmas weekend.

As I sit here in an empty office, I am questioning my choice. (Our VPN is down or I'd normally be doing this from home.)
December 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Happy solstice. Let’s hope this next year is better than the last.
December 21, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Me: I don’t see the appeal of boxing

TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers

Me:
December 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
These new curved gaming monitors are going to take a little getting used to. I got a good deal on them, though. It'll be nice to be back to three monitors.

I just need to move some things on my desk to make more room. I misjudged the spacing needed. 😂
December 21, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Today on Band Name Or Plague Vector?
December 20, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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You are either on Team Release Everything (except for victim info), or you are a pedo protector.

And everyone satisfied with this obvious cover up is on Team Pedo Protector.

There is no middle ground.

That is who you are.
December 20, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I'm sad that in all the fan fair of looking back at Blizzard in 2025 that the StarCraft franchise continues to be completely forgotten. Even if you don't want to make anymore RTS games, a StarCraft RPG would be pretty damn great.
December 19, 2025 at 4:30 PM
"I'd like to finance some balls"
"Sir, this is a Wendy's"
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 7:26 PM
My poke bowl place was apparently out of gobo so they used carrots. At least they're both orange, I guess? 😂
December 17, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Help! My VS Code ran out of mana. What do I do?! I don't have any mana pots on me.
December 17, 2025 at 6:34 PM
All I want for Christmas is the nerf bat not to take a swing at Paladin until season 12 (or at least until January). My Arbiter Paladin is so much fun to play. I think it's by far the most fun I've had in game to date. I don't want it to end. 😂
December 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM