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amara
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spandrelist&
fraud&
water everywhere&
dancing!!!!

🤖Groid user.🤖 not everyone got an iphone!!
Just had a fuckoff Japanese dinner with the missus #sorted
November 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Wait your baby pics are cunt
November 22, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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Trump immediately after meeting with Zohran Mamdani:
November 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
My mayor’s zinc and pineapple diet worked 🙌🙌
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
125k gold coins in the bank for telling this guy im a 36D 🙌 Sorted.
November 21, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Markiplier for nypd commissioner
November 21, 2025 at 12:14 AM
still geeking from standing in front of the phidias aphrodite from the parthenon and kissing the love of my life #notsorry
November 20, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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When I close my eyes I dont see darkness.
November 16, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Man orders $30 of drinks, 2 millers 2 jameson tips $7, offers me a shot, tells me hes 100% Navajo (i believe him). He goes outside, has half of one drink and his shot, offers the rest to everyone else, tells them he’s 100% Navajo, leaves the bar. So upon hearing this later i simply refunded it all
November 16, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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wittegenstein. . .
it keeps going...
November 13, 2025 at 6:28 PM
mate my mobile got nicked by an artful dodger at corsica while sgt poke was on the mic saying “JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES” and mind you i did -_-
November 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
other than eva and i theres one doll at tempa putting her whole pussy into it w her cis gf its mad
November 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
my opinion of british alcohol culture has changed forever upon learning their ‘singles’ are only 1oz pours and priced so too
November 6, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Getting stern looks from the wizened posh ladies of Babylon
November 6, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Somehow the doner kebab exceeded all expectations FUCK !!! # foodie # welcometolondon
November 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I nearly met a watery end in Dingle Bay
November 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Wake up mom the third-worldists are making the world’s least impressive discoveries and telling on how stupid they are again !!! The sad militants of desire
November 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I’m about to vote for my neighbor’s cat as the Ridgewood/City council district 30 candidate 😁
November 4, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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your honor.. six seven
November 4, 2025 at 1:52 PM
my landlords voice booming up to the 4th floor from outside “WHO IS GONNA PAY FOR MAMDANI??? YOU ARE!!!!” I don’t have the heart to tell him…
November 3, 2025 at 7:10 PM
“Every parade has a right to exist in NYC” finally some fucking delightful ontology in this academy !!!
October 18, 2025 at 4:01 AM
From my mother’s first marriage certificate, occupation “fit model” (she likely mentioned being an FIT student who also modeled), living in Queens 😭😌
October 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
after my uncle proofreads it im sending my app in tmrw :’) proud and happy its done… 26 pages of forms/documents/scans!! hashtag friYay ❣️
October 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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I think I'm lowkey an angel.
October 4, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Wherever you are, I hope you’re still fujoing out
October 4, 2025 at 6:47 PM