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DM Dork

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DM Dork @dennydorko.bsky.social · 1h

I would like to see that, and a remake of "Liar, Liar" with some thinly-vieled, high-ranking White House officials as the main characters.

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a crowd and says `` i can 't lie '' .

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a crowd and says `` i can 't lie '' .

media.tenor.com

DM Dork @dennydorko.bsky.social · 1h

Pro-tip: People will stop asking once your answer makes sense.

DM Dork @dennydorko.bsky.social · 1h

Aren't they just trying to do what he told Texas to do (and is already doing)?
Literally what's his "argument" here? I know is an irrational simpleton, but what basis is he even *pretending* to have for complaining?

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George Conway 🇺🇸🚫👑🐸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 5h

There is a distinct possibility that some people are too stupid to participate in a democracy

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Rick Perlstein @rickperlstein.bsky.social · 5h

The definitive account of the Watergate-style coverup Dick Cheney orchestrated after shooting that one guy in the face.

www.salon.com/2006/02/15/c...

Shoot first, avoid questions later - Salon.com

The White House's secretive response to Cheney's misfire cannot be understood apart from the society of Texas royalty.

DM Dork @dennydorko.bsky.social · 5h

The real question: how unpopular does Trump have to become before Vance and the cabinet realize they are on a sinking ship? They probably still look at his poll numbers after Jan.6th and the 312 electoral votes he got in 2024, and think they can ride it out.

DM Dork @dennydorko.bsky.social · 6h

This might be the worst thing Trump has ever tweeted.

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Ryan Teague Beckwith @ryanbeckwith.bsky.social · 1d

*The president is all powerful and can fire civil servants, impound spending, redirect money and deploy troops despite numerous constitutional and legal restrictions but he can't spend emergency money for food stamps set aside specifically for shutdowns* is all-time amazing messaging.

DM Dork @dennydorko.bsky.social · 17h

People have probably forgotten, but Teen Vogue did some amazing political reporting over the years. This is a huge loss.

Lex McMenamin (they/them) @leximcmenamin.com · 1d

I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day.

certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.

DM Dork @dennydorko.bsky.social · 17h

Did he make the endorcement on social media?
Do they even have social media in Hell?
Wait...of course they have social media in Hell.

DM Dork @dennydorko.bsky.social · 17h

Exododus is the next book in the Bible after Geonosis.

DM Dork @dennydorko.bsky.social · 17h

The restraint required to not punch Scott Jennings in the face must be amazing.

DM Dork @dennydorko.bsky.social · 17h

Did DHS hire her right out of high school?

DM Dork @dennydorko.bsky.social · 17h

Fuck you, Kristi Noem.

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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 1d

NEW: Footage of a US citizen in Chicago being rammed then dragged from her car on her way to work.

Abducted, with no warrant, her family couldn’t find her for hours.

She was later released with NO CHARGE.

A DHS statement said she “violently resisted arrest, injuring two officers”.

You decide…

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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 18h

Mr. Dunn now travels a path of martyrdom for American freedom that Nathan Hale would surely recognize, and we all regret he had but one sub sandwich to give for his country.
But most vexing is that the American media has failed miserably to fully report the story.

What kind of sandwich was it?

Josh Mankiewicz @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social · 1d

Trial Begins for Man Accused of Lobbing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...

Trial Begins for Man Accused of Lobbing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent

www.nytimes.com

DM Dork @dennydorko.bsky.social · 17h

In case there was any mistaking who made this possible.

DM Dork @dennydorko.bsky.social · 17h

They're not the ones keeping it closed, you colossal emptyheaded dumbfuck.

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 2d

someone invited people magazine to the kitchen and they brought their own knives

from people magazine

Donald Trump Confuses Dementia Screening for
'Very Hard' IQ Test as He Brags About Results
The president predicted that Democratic Reps.
Jasmine Crockett and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez could not perform as well as he did in a cognitive exam
By Greta Bjornson |
Updated on October 28, 2025 10:24AM EDT

from people magazine

Donald Trump Hosts Great Gatsby-Themed Halloween Party as 42
Million Americans Brace for SNAP Benefits to Expire
The president hosted the Roaring '20s bash at Mar-a-Lago on Oct. 31 amid the ongoing government shutdown
By Bailey Richards
Published on November 1, 2025 06:19PM EDT

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 1d

Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!

I know how hard you worked for this.

Red Trump-style graphic with images of Donald Trump and Andrew Cuomo.

At the top it says, "I'm going to pick [Cuomo]." - Donald Trump, 60 Minutes Interview, 11-2-25

Then beneath it

TRUMP ENDORSES CUOMO

DM Dork @dennydorko.bsky.social · 18h

Even Rasmussen has him 8 points underwater, ffs.
www.rasmussenreports.com/public_conte...

DM Dork @dennydorko.bsky.social · 19h

What braindead asshole was he quoting?

DM Dork @dennydorko.bsky.social · 19h

Considering the phrase is just meaningless buzzwords, sure.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 20h

CNN put together a montage of Trump playing dumb about the pardon of the Binance founder twice in about a week

DM Dork @dennydorko.bsky.social · 19h

Umsubstantiated speculation.