Deputy Funk
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Haven't figured out something good to put here. Will I ever? Stay tuned. Or don't. I don't control you.
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Can't trust the Ravens to do anything helpful ever.
December 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Can't trust the Ravens to do anything helpful ever.
Can't trust the Ravens to do anything helpful ever.
December 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Can't trust the Ravens to do anything helpful ever.
Sabres 6 in a row. Grab the cup polish!
December 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Sabres 6 in a row. Grab the cup polish!
Bills going into lose the game mode
December 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Bills going into lose the game mode
One thing I did not want today was a close game. Bills crapping all over my Christmas wish.
December 21, 2025 at 8:26 PM
One thing I did not want today was a close game. Bills crapping all over my Christmas wish.
I swear the Bills have it built into their game plan to let the opponent move the ball and get points on the openong drive.
December 21, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I swear the Bills have it built into their game plan to let the opponent move the ball and get points on the openong drive.
There's going to be a 30 for 30 on this entire NFL season called "It's Ain't Over 'Til It's Over"
December 21, 2025 at 4:44 AM
There's going to be a 30 for 30 on this entire NFL season called "It's Ain't Over 'Til It's Over"
Football is best when it's dumb
December 21, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Football is best when it's dumb
Two professional NFL teams trying to out-clownshow each other.
December 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Two professional NFL teams trying to out-clownshow each other.
Fuck around and find doubt.
December 21, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Fuck around and find doubt.
Damn. That would have been a great hit if it was clean.
December 21, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Damn. That would have been a great hit if it was clean.
4th and 1! Better try something stupid!
December 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
4th and 1! Better try something stupid!
Sabres on a 5 game win streak and not in very last place in the east. Get the cup polish!
December 21, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Sabres on a 5 game win streak and not in very last place in the east. Get the cup polish!
If AI can't even remove the big black boxes and expose all the guys' faces in the Epstein files and photos it really is a nothing but a worthless, society ruining, environment killing tool.
December 20, 2025 at 2:06 PM
If AI can't even remove the big black boxes and expose all the guys' faces in the Epstein files and photos it really is a nothing but a worthless, society ruining, environment killing tool.
Sabres could have never done that with Adams.
December 19, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Sabres could have never done that with Adams.
I'm not watching. Just let me know if he hey man nice shots.
December 18, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I'm not watching. Just let me know if he hey man nice shots.
If you think Disney won't steal an idea you AI make on their platform and turn it into a profit and not share any of that profit with you, I don't know what to tell you.
December 16, 2025 at 4:17 PM
If you think Disney won't steal an idea you AI make on their platform and turn it into a profit and not share any of that profit with you, I don't know what to tell you.
Now that Rodgers seems happy again maybe he'll be like "Hey y'all. I've come to the realization that I've said some dumb stuff the last couple years..."
December 16, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Now that Rodgers seems happy again maybe he'll be like "Hey y'all. I've come to the realization that I've said some dumb stuff the last couple years..."
Video quality of NFL night games is wild. Big TVs with great resolution are comparatively cheap, to what something like a 45 inch plasma TV cost years ago. These are the good things technology have done. Nature documentaries too. Fantastic. This is good technology.
December 16, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Video quality of NFL night games is wild. Big TVs with great resolution are comparatively cheap, to what something like a 45 inch plasma TV cost years ago. These are the good things technology have done. Nature documentaries too. Fantastic. This is good technology.
I'm actually mad the Dolphins didn't recover that onside kick. That was a great kick.
December 16, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I'm actually mad the Dolphins didn't recover that onside kick. That was a great kick.
I think the Dolphins are quiet quitting this game.
December 16, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I think the Dolphins are quiet quitting this game.
Did the Dolphins just straight up give up?
December 16, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Did the Dolphins just straight up give up?
Every replay assist reversal.
a cartoon character says " no fair you changed the outcome by measuring it " in front of a crowd
Alt: Professor Farsworth from Futurama saying "No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it."
media.tenor.com
December 16, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Every replay assist reversal.
I'm going to lose my mind when the Bills hire Mike McDaniel.
December 16, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I'm going to lose my mind when the Bills hire Mike McDaniel.
If they put Fitzpatrick back in this game I'll lose my mind. It's over. Please sideline him.
December 16, 2025 at 3:34 AM
If they put Fitzpatrick back in this game I'll lose my mind. It's over. Please sideline him.