Deputy Funk
@deputyfunk.bsky.social
Haven't figured out something good to put here. Will I ever? Stay tuned. Or don't. I don't control you.
https://crassus.bandcamp.com/album/arm-the-whales
https://crassus.bandcamp.com/album/arm-the-whales
These choads get together and make their choad deals that only benefit themselves and their choad friends. I want things broken up. Too much consolidation of power.
December 10, 2025 at 3:46 AM
These choads get together and make their choad deals that only benefit themselves and their choad friends. I want things broken up. Too much consolidation of power.
It's important for magicians to be out of their minds.
December 6, 2025 at 1:07 AM
It's important for magicians to be out of their minds.
This is from 2001, calling the NFL a multimillion dollar business. 24 years later and it's now billions. Wild.
November 22, 2025 at 5:37 AM
This is from 2001, calling the NFL a multimillion dollar business. 24 years later and it's now billions. Wild.
Shining example of what I am assuming is AI handling those simple tasks so someone could be freed up to think about the big things.
November 19, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Shining example of what I am assuming is AI handling those simple tasks so someone could be freed up to think about the big things.
Josh Allen. Only QB in NFL history.
November 16, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Josh Allen. Only QB in NFL history.
Terra could heal herself only when coming back from a death, but she could not heal Umaro. Umaro died a lot on this journey. Maybe that's why he can SUDDENLY SPEAK PERFECT ENGLISH!
November 16, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Terra could heal herself only when coming back from a death, but she could not heal Umaro. Umaro died a lot on this journey. Maybe that's why he can SUDDENLY SPEAK PERFECT ENGLISH!
Fourth time! Victory! I did allow Terra to de-imp Umaro (he got imped in 2 runs sonI added de-imping). No offense from Terra, including things like slow or sleep on the enemy. Both characters were level 99. Terra maxed on magic and Umaro maxed on whatever his stats do.
November 16, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Fourth time! Victory! I did allow Terra to de-imp Umaro (he got imped in 2 runs sonI added de-imping). No offense from Terra, including things like slow or sleep on the enemy. Both characters were level 99. Terra maxed on magic and Umaro maxed on whatever his stats do.
Here is when Umaron was an imp AND silenced AND blinded
November 16, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Here is when Umaron was an imp AND silenced AND blinded
So close. Soon after this it was all over. This was try 3, the first time I got past the second tier.
November 16, 2025 at 4:36 AM
So close. Soon after this it was all over. This was try 3, the first time I got past the second tier.
Woo hoo! I'm growing a 4th nut!
November 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Woo hoo! I'm growing a 4th nut!
Out here acting like nothing happened.
November 2, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Out here acting like nothing happened.
I got one of those.
November 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I got one of those.
Wife came through big with this birthday present.
October 29, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Wife came through big with this birthday present.
I don't remember Benson being this wild.
October 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I don't remember Benson being this wild.
My wife saw this on her way to work this morning. Niagara County. Can't even pass it off as "maybe it was just some dumb pranksters" anymore. And it isn't even painted properly. The bends go in the wrong direction.
October 9, 2025 at 12:02 PM
My wife saw this on her way to work this morning. Niagara County. Can't even pass it off as "maybe it was just some dumb pranksters" anymore. And it isn't even painted properly. The bends go in the wrong direction.
Josh Allen; Only QB in NFL History.
September 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Josh Allen; Only QB in NFL History.
September 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
If I have to watch a KC miracle win at least I'm doing it with stove popped popcorn and big glass of chocolate milk.
September 6, 2025 at 2:01 AM
If I have to watch a KC miracle win at least I'm doing it with stove popped popcorn and big glass of chocolate milk.
New American Dream just dropped.
August 13, 2025 at 10:38 PM
New American Dream just dropped.
I just saved this toad from a cat attack! Hooray! Hop free, toadie!
July 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I just saved this toad from a cat attack! Hooray! Hop free, toadie!
Guess it's time to take Ozzy off the turntable and throw this classic on.
July 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Guess it's time to take Ozzy off the turntable and throw this classic on.
Yeah! Screw you, Mark!
July 19, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Yeah! Screw you, Mark!