Álex Hernández
@dequesi.bsky.social
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He/any. Gaymer, translator, storyteller, friend. 🏳️‍🌈
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dequesi.bsky.social
“You need to have shipped at least three AAA games, each of which made you at least enough money for you to retire twice.”

I haven’t seen a single foot-in-the-door career-starting game writing job vacancy in 20 years.
dequesi.bsky.social
Bien dimitido, pero ¿si hubiese sido un hombre? Se habría quedado y no lo habrían echado ni con amoniaco.
dequesi.bsky.social
Disney perdió dos millones de subscriptores por echar a Kimmel. A ver cuántos pierde Sputrify por meterse en la cama con ShatCuPiTajo… 🍿
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chibdm.bsky.social
Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop
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doctorwaffle.substack.com
In honor of National Poetry Day, the greatest parody rewrite of all time:
Screen cap of parodic version of William Blake's "The Tyger" that begins:
Tyger! Tyger! Burning bright
(Not sure if I spelled that right) 
What immortal hand or eye
Could fashion such a stripy guy? 
What the hammer that hath hewn it 
Into such a chonky unit?
Did who made the lamb make thee, 
Or an external franchisee?
dequesi.bsky.social
I don’t know that one, but you reminded me of 50-50 Chance ❤️
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thedailyshow.com
Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!
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chuckiclampy.bsky.social
Una de las claves de que Disney recogiera clave con lo de Jimmy Kimmel es porque han perdido casi dos millones de suscriptores. Lo de boicotear funciona, gente. No lo olvidéis. Y es el único idioma que entienden todas estas empresas que se dedican a lamerle el culo de un viejo meado y llorón.
Sale a la luz la clave del regreso de Jimmy Kimmel: Disney perdió casi dos millones de suscriptores.
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jbau.bsky.social
This whole section really.
Finally: AI cannot do your job, but an AI salesman can 100% convince your boss to fire you and replace you with an AI that can't do your job, and when the bubble bursts, the money-hemorrhaging "foundation models" will be shut off and we'll lose the AI that can't do your job, and you will be long gone, retrained or retired or "discouraged" and out of the labor market, and no one will do your job.
AI is the asbestos we are shoveling into the walls of our society and our descendants will be digging it out for generations:
dequesi.bsky.social
I might be misreading the news but to me “government shutdown” sounds like “bye bye democracy 👋”.
dequesi.bsky.social
Afortunado yo de contar como amiga a una personita tan amorosa y adorable 🥰 Vuelve siempre que quieras, que me lo paso muy bien con tuá 😘
dequesi.bsky.social
This brought tears to my eyes 😢❤️
emmessenn.com
Ohhh Andrea Gibson ;(
Text: poem by Andrea Gibson :every time i ever said i want to die
By Andrea Gibson

A difficult life is not less worth living than a gentle one.
Joy is simply easier to carry than sorrow. And your heart could lift a city from how long you've spent holding what's been nearly impossible to hold.
This world needs those who know how to do that.
Those who could find a tunnel that has no light at the end of it, and hold it up like a telescope to know the darkness also contains truths that could bring the light to its knees.
Grief astronomer, adjust the lens, look close, tell us what you see.
dequesi.bsky.social
Crying Game remastered in 3, 2…
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dequesi.bsky.social
Está muy bien esto, pero nadie dudaba de que Ucrania fuese un país y hemos dejado que los bombardeen igual, así que no sé en qué ayudará esto a los pobres palestinos 😓
dequesi.bsky.social
Ha terminado la frase y he oído “CHAN CHAAAN”