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@derangedpiglet.bsky.social
I'm a mid forties nerd. Cat dad. Kink enthusiast that occasionally posts cute animals. I'll be nice to you if you're nice to me. I'm friendly but I have boundaries. (he/him)

@mistresstalon.bsky.social controls the 🔒
Yep, plugged again after the Christmas party. I bet wearing it at the party would have made it more interesting...
December 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Bandwagon time....
December 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
We hosted a Christmas party. It's been a while since I have felt so exhausted after. I just didn't have the spoons to keep going. I had to go hide in the dark and quiet of my basement to decompress.
December 14, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Still doing the daily plugging (completely forgot yesterday). Just upsized to the next larger plug. I got it in ok. But now that it's in. 🥺
December 11, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Ok, new rubber. I likes it.

Villain Garcon does nice work.
December 8, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I tried shaving my body this afternoon.

I have learned that I am bad at shaving my body and really need the ability to see my back side. And under side.

And I am also leaky now.
a woman covered in shaving cream in a shower
Alt: a woman covered in shaving cream in a shower
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December 7, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I have really been enjoying playing with claude.ai lately. It's pretty great at coding and it feels more like a person with the way it reasons. It even shows its reasoning.

The down side is that it costs money and only lets you do so much per block of time and per week. I have used 75%...
Claude
Talk with Claude, an AI assistant from Anthropic
claude.ai
December 5, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I'm using claude.ai to vibe code a PowerShell script. It's gone through over 200 iterations so far and it keeps getting better and better. I'M impressed.

I am more impressed since I asked it to speak to me as a playful dominant might.

... maybe a little more interested in the interactions now.
Claude
Talk with Claude, an AI assistant from Anthropic
claude.ai
December 4, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Back to plugged for the afternoon at work. I really have been struggling to concentrate. It's almost like there is a serious distraction...
a cartoon of a rabbit being charged by another rabbit
Alt: a cartoon of a rabbit being charged by another rabbit
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December 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM
No plugging today. There are rumbles in mah tumbles.
December 3, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Plugged at work. Hurray. Now I just need to concentrate...
a man is sweating a lot and looking at the camera with a surprised look on his face .
Alt: a man is sweating a lot and looking at the camera with a surprised look on his face .
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December 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Work is slow at the moment. I'm waiting on other people.

Thoughts are drifting to plugging again. I managed 3 hours plugged last night.

I wonder how long until I can move up a size? Probably not for a bit yet. I think I need the current plug to just slide in.
a pink train is going through a tunnel in the desert
Alt: a pink train is going through a tunnel in the desert
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December 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Plugged again for a few rounds of Helldivers 2. Nude but for watch, glasses and plug.
a cartoon character with the words " i know i 'm disgusting but one learns to love it "
Alt: a cartoon character with the words " i know i 'm disgusting but one learns to love it "
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December 1, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Plugged again. Last night was to watch Fantastic 4. Tonight is Casino Royale.

I think it helps being mostly nude and told to plug by @mistresstalon.bsky.social.
November 30, 2025 at 3:28 AM
It's been a while since I've plugged myself. It's taken me 3 days to be comfortable with it for any length of time, but it's in comfortably now. My goal is to stay this way until the end of the movie I'm watching.

I have missed this. Maybe I'll lock up at some point too?
November 29, 2025 at 4:27 AM
November 28, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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🎉 𝐅𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐣𝐨𝐢 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐆𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 – 𝐁𝐮𝐲 & 𝐆𝐞𝐭 𝐬𝐚𝐥𝐞

furrjoi.com/promotion/119 (Accessories excluded)

We're also dropping a surprise prize giveaway to make the sale wilder!

Here is how to win:
1️⃣ Follow us 2️⃣ Comment 3️⃣ Retweet

Prizes:
🎁 You can choose ANY ONE hood/gloves/paws/hooves

#furrjoi
November 28, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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🎉 𝐅𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐣𝐨𝐢 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐆𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 – 𝟏𝟓% 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐬𝐚𝐥𝐞

furrjoi.com/promotion/120

There's a fun prize giveaway to make the sale even more exciting!

How to join:
1️⃣ Follow us 2️⃣ Comment 3️⃣ RT

Prizes:
🎁 You can choose ANY ONE hood/gloves/paws/hooves

Pinup art by @tastefulbamboo.bsky.social

#furrjoi
November 28, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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𝐅𝐔𝐑𝐑𝐉𝐎𝐈 𝐗 @amazingmittens.bsky.social

Cow bitchsuit & toony cow hood live at furrjoi.com/promotion/118

- 1-2 months to ship
- Limited to 40 pieces

𝐅𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰, 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 & 𝐑𝐓 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐢𝐧 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐄 𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐝/𝐠𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬/𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬/𝐩𝐚𝐰𝐬!!

𝐎𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐃𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝟏𝟎

#furrjoi#silicone#BlackFriday#bitchsuit
November 28, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐑𝐔𝐍𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆(𝐆𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐀𝐖𝐀𝐘)

BUY 1 dog bitchsuit → GET 1 pure black hood FREE

Colored bitchsuit furrjoi.com/bodywear/312
Black bitchsuit furrjoi.com/bodywear/313

Follow, Comment & RT to win one FREE hood/gloves/hooves/paws!!

Winner announced on November 27.

#furrjoi #silicone
November 22, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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𝐔𝐒 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐁𝐋𝐄𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐇 𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐄 (𝐆𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐀𝐖𝐀𝐘)

IDO Hood furrjoi.com/drones/115
Muzzle Dog furrjoi.com/puppy-gear/135

𝐋𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐩𝐢𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐬 𝐝𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐲 · 𝐔𝐒 𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐘 · 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐔𝐒 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠

Follow, Comment & RT to win one FREE hood/gloves/hooves/paws!!

One winner announced on November 27.

#furrjoi #silicone
November 22, 2025 at 9:41 AM
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✨𝐍𝐄𝐖 𝐑𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐄 & 𝐆𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐀𝐖𝐀𝐘✨

Horse hooves officially launched: furrjoi.com/promotion/116

- Small sizes fit for EU 36-39; Large sizes fit for 42-46
- Small and large differ in shape; please check before ordering

𝐋𝐢𝐤𝐞 + 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 + 𝐑𝐓 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭, 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐚 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐬𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬!

#hooves
November 21, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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𝐙𝐈𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐑 𝐃𝐎𝐆 𝐆𝐎𝐄𝐒 𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄

-Presale price $218
-Valid from 14 to 21 November
-Grab yours at furrjoi.com/promotion/115
-Available with perforated eyeholes

🎁 𝐆𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐀𝐖𝐀𝐘
-Follow+RT+Comment
-3 winners receive a zipper dog hood
-Announcement: November 24

Huge thanks to the designer @spacepupsilver.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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⚡️𝗕𝗟𝗔𝗖𝗞 𝗙𝗥𝗜𝗗𝗔𝗬 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗠𝗨𝗣 𝗚𝗜𝗩𝗘𝗔𝗪𝗔𝗬⚡️

FURRJOI Black Friday is in the final countdown!

𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐘 𝟏 𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐓𝐎 𝐆𝐎!⚡

To enter this warm up giveaway:
1⃣ Follow @furrjoi.com
2⃣ Share this post
3⃣ Comment

The winner can choose any one product from the whole site!! 🔥
Announcement: November 20th

#furrjoi #silicone
November 13, 2025 at 8:18 AM