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I'm a mid forties nerd. Cat dad. Kink enthusiast that occasionally posts cute animals. I'll be nice to you if you're nice to me. I'm friendly but I have boundaries. (he/him)

@mistresstalon.bsky.social controls the 🔒
Well, we survived the lastest big dump of snow. Happily I don't have to go outside for a few days so there should be time for the roads to be plowed.

...no to just deal with -30C. AND the wind...
a chewbacca is sitting on top of a snow covered hill and says `` turn the ac off '' .
Alt: Chewbacca is sitting on top of a snow covered hill and says, "turn the ac off."
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February 18, 2026 at 4:12 AM
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February 17, 2026 at 3:42 PM
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This hit me so hard. Most of my life has been like this. Daddy changed that but the feeling still linger from the past
February 13, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Cool.
More animal facts for @abundantmischief.bsky.social

UNDERWATER MOOSE 🫎
February 13, 2026 at 4:25 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 8:10 AM
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Part 3 The Final trial part.
Next video of this will be on someone. I think I am in Looove with something I Cannot use on myself hahaha.

#Tremblr #domme #milkingmachine #femdom
February 6, 2026 at 3:07 AM
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Part 2 #Tremblr
February 6, 2026 at 2:44 AM
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Look what I just happened to get my hands on! A Genuine #trembler #btr
Doing this in parts. So Part 1
February 6, 2026 at 2:41 AM
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February 5, 2026 at 8:26 AM
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February 2, 2026 at 8:26 AM
Does chastity by cat count?
January 30, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Doubles.
January 18, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Welp, I now have 2 x 14g barbells in X format in each nipple and my septum is at 4g.

I think I'm crashing (yes I have eaten I'm just home and comfortable again).

Thanks @mistresstalon.bsky.social for coming with me and also getting pierced.
January 18, 2026 at 12:09 AM
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Right?!? I was inspired by this, lol
January 15, 2026 at 8:05 PM
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Bisexual?

You mean sexually amphibious 🐸
January 15, 2026 at 7:58 PM
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January 6, 2026 at 8:52 AM
Welp, guess I'm in as long as @mistresstalon.bsky.social wants me to be now.

#chastity #kimk3d
December 31, 2025 at 6:57 PM
So we're going to wait a bit for the nipple piercings and the septum stretch. The jewelry hasn't arrived yet.

I am, however, locked again. Feels pretty good.
December 31, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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December 29, 2025 at 8:09 AM
After a Christmas break, my ass is now plugged again. I was fisted and I really want that feeling again so the asshole must continue it's exercises.
December 29, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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December 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Booked an appointment to get my nipples pierced again. 5th times a charm, yeah? Good to see if I can get 2 in each one and my septum stretched up to 4g.
December 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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December 22, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Wore the plug this afternoon again, starting at 3. I was wearing one that is 2.1 inches across. At 4, I upgraded to the next larger one at 2.5 inches across and was able to keep it in until 4:30. I feel like I could have probably gone Ionger but probably best to go slow. And sitting was hard.
a man in a blue shirt is sitting on a couch with a tv land logo in the corner
Alt: a man in a blue shirt is sitting on a couch with a tv land logo in the corner
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December 18, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Yep, plugged again after the Christmas party. I bet wearing it at the party would have made it more interesting...
December 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM