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The Thirteen Jams of Derby Ghost

@derbyghost.bsky.social

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Competitive pinball player, dumb trans furry trash for 33 whole years. Sometimes writes. https://derbyghost.itch.io

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The Thirteen Jams of Derby Ghost @derbyghost.bsky.social · Jan 24

For every like this post gets I will talk about a pinball machine I love and why.

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Ariel Slamet Ries @arielries.bsky.social · 6h

you know what it's been long enough. let's post the whole #bowuigi zine to the public

#bowser #luigi

illustrated book cover that reads "bowser + luigi are in love, so just try and stop me, n*intendo". bowser grips a swooning luigi in his meaty paw.

an illustration of bowser in shock that the princess peach he kidnapped is, in fact, a luigi in disguise with clever use of a face mask.

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Fobwashed @stevekim.bsky.social · Aug 13

TFW u open BlueSky and a bunch of ppl are vaguely posting about the same shit

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The Thirteen Jams of Derby Ghost @derbyghost.bsky.social · 7h

I regret to inform you that the actual title is ***SKA. Not ****SKA. Maybe I too… am part of the problem. Fake Death Rosenstock fan over here doesn’t remember all of her asterisks

The Thirteen Jams of Derby Ghost @derbyghost.bsky.social · 7h

I hate the plagiarism machine!!! I hate the plagiarism machine!!! I know this is so petty of me but I forget song titles sometimes and am grasping at a single lyric and AI just makes a million lil things worse. I wanna rip it up with my teeth

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The Thirteen Jams of Derby Ghost @derbyghost.bsky.social · 7h

Hey google AI. That song doesn’t fucking exist. Worry. came out in 2016, not 2018. And also I would not really say those themes encompass the album. Its a part but missing the picture

The song I was trying to find based on the lyric tho was ****SKA from Ska Dreams (2021)

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The Thirteen Jams of Derby Ghost @derbyghost.bsky.social · 9h

I genuinely blame the West Wing for brain poisoning some of the worst libs in the world.

The Thirteen Jams of Derby Ghost @derbyghost.bsky.social · 9h

Hurting my brain imagining a West Wing 2025 reboot

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The Thirteen Jams of Derby Ghost @derbyghost.bsky.social · 10h

Listen up America!!

Tummy hort

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Vikram Murthi @fauxbeatpoet.bsky.social · 1d

No correct aspect ratio upload to be found on YouTube, and I could be more rigorous about my editing, but I genuinely think this is some of the funniest 106 seconds in comedy history, and definitely in my top five Simpsons jokes.

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The Thirteen Jams of Derby Ghost @derbyghost.bsky.social · 1d

Not gonna lie. Seeing my husband be even more hyped to play a game than I am makes me feel incredibly warm

The Thirteen Jams of Derby Ghost @derbyghost.bsky.social · 1d

John Carpenter plz get paid money to let a trans woman direct trans big trouble in little china

The Thirteen Jams of Derby Ghost @derbyghost.bsky.social · 1d

Halloween costume idea: Jackie Burton, owner and operator of the Porkchop Express

The Thirteen Jams of Derby Ghost @derbyghost.bsky.social · 1d

Woman who adores Planetary voice: Oh shit, Planetary.

The Thirteen Jams of Derby Ghost @derbyghost.bsky.social · 1d

Dealing with my body post crash has made me be a lot more aware of just like. How specifically my body works. And I don’t particularly like it but like. It is nice to view myself more as a system and how it operates vs. Obstacle I Hate.

The Thirteen Jams of Derby Ghost @derbyghost.bsky.social · 1d

If I won the lottery I wouldn’t tell anyone but there *would* be signs.

A doozer puppet from fraggle rock (a silly lil green guy in a constriction outfit with a lil megaphone and boots). It is up for auction expecting to go for 30,000-50,000 dollars

The Thirteen Jams of Derby Ghost @derbyghost.bsky.social · 1d

Your Girl Is Tired But Thriving, Actually

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The last Chuck-E-cheese @chuckeplease.bsky.social · 2d

The Hulk Hogan pinball machine that shouts "hell yeah, brother"every time you score is broken. This is like losing Hulk Hogan a second time, which is actually kind of a rush if we're being honest

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The Thirteen Jams of Derby Ghost @derbyghost.bsky.social · 2d

Bird Up’s Revenge. This one’s for the Ravens.

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minimatt.bsky.social @minimatt.bsky.social · 2d

UPDATE: OWLS OCCURRED

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The Thirteen Jams of Derby Ghost @derbyghost.bsky.social · 2d

Bluesky got mad at me because I made the mistake of quote tweeting while telling the ceo to follow the actions of a forum owner. I thought it was clear that I was being cheeky but I suppose it was not

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The Thirteen Jams of Derby Ghost @derbyghost.bsky.social · 2d

Damn so the pilots came for the mariners and the brewers this year, huh?

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The Thirteen Jams of Derby Ghost @derbyghost.bsky.social · 2d

Holy shit are the mariners just straight up cursed?

The Thirteen Jams of Derby Ghost @derbyghost.bsky.social · 2d

I have been freed from posting jail and have learned a very important lesson. Hello bluesky friends i missed you

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bundgaardf.bsky.social @bundgaardf.bsky.social · 5d

I am living for the sumo wrestlers having fun playing tourists while preparing for the sumo tournament in London

Sumo wrestlers having fun posing with Stonehenge

Sumo wrestlers posing like The Beatles on Abbey Road

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The Thirteen Jams of Derby Ghost @derbyghost.bsky.social · 4d

This animator rips honestly. I have enjoyed their stuff for a while and its more just… how they do their things. It has an intentionality to it that a lot of other “ugly adult cartoons” don’t

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