Derek G
@derekgee.bsky.social
I’ll do it, but only for the attention.
I will never understand the concept of how some people forget to eat…
Like here I sit eating my mid-morning snack, and I’m already thinking about lunch.
Like here I sit eating my mid-morning snack, and I’m already thinking about lunch.
November 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I will never understand the concept of how some people forget to eat…
Like here I sit eating my mid-morning snack, and I’m already thinking about lunch.
Like here I sit eating my mid-morning snack, and I’m already thinking about lunch.
Great minds think alike. 👯♂️
November 24, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Great minds think alike. 👯♂️
Why are people like this? Like girl, I’m making conversation…
November 24, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Why are people like this? Like girl, I’m making conversation…
Had to ask an employee to save her “LUCKY ME” shirt for the weekend… 💀🤣
November 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Had to ask an employee to save her “LUCKY ME” shirt for the weekend… 💀🤣
It’s called Hi-Visibility Chic. Not all of us get as dapper Monday through Friday as @homieomieo.bsky.social. 👷🏼♂️😘 #workflowwednesday
November 19, 2025 at 4:16 PM
It’s called Hi-Visibility Chic. Not all of us get as dapper Monday through Friday as @homieomieo.bsky.social. 👷🏼♂️😘 #workflowwednesday
Cousin invited me out way too late on a school night. 👴🏼😴
November 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Cousin invited me out way too late on a school night. 👴🏼😴
“If you didn’t take hotel nudes, did you even go on vacation?” -Gandhi
November 16, 2025 at 8:59 PM
“If you didn’t take hotel nudes, did you even go on vacation?” -Gandhi
Hey Siri, play “Come Clean” by Hilary Duff. 🌧️
November 14, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Hey Siri, play “Come Clean” by Hilary Duff. 🌧️
Oh no, new gym boyfriend found on my last work out here. 🥺😭
November 13, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Oh no, new gym boyfriend found on my last work out here. 🥺😭
Diva Down 🪦
November 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Diva Down 🪦
Once the fireplace is working, the homey levels will be off the charts. 🤗
November 10, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Once the fireplace is working, the homey levels will be off the charts. 🤗
I’m sure I’ll regret saying this later, but I can’t believe how much faster this week is going than last week. 🤞🏼
November 5, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I’m sure I’ll regret saying this later, but I can’t believe how much faster this week is going than last week. 🤞🏼
Hungover on a Monday thanks to the worst influences in my life… my parents. 🫠
November 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Hungover on a Monday thanks to the worst influences in my life… my parents. 🫠
The electrician I’m paying is literally sleeping in his truck.
a woman from schitts creek making a surprised face
ALT: a woman from schitts creek making a surprised face
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November 3, 2025 at 5:33 PM
The electrician I’m paying is literally sleeping in his truck.
a movie you’ve seen more than seven times with a gif
November 3, 2025 at 4:21 PM
a movie you’ve seen more than seven times with a gif
Hey Siri, play “Cozy” by Beyoncé. 🥰🌈
October 30, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Hey Siri, play “Cozy” by Beyoncé. 🥰🌈
Hey Siri, play “What a Wonderful World.” 🎶
People are just posting pole and hole on IG nowadays. And I think that's beautiful.
October 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Hey Siri, play “What a Wonderful World.” 🎶
I know it’s so basic, but I really want to paint my ass like a pumpkin. 🤭
October 29, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I know it’s so basic, but I really want to paint my ass like a pumpkin. 🤭
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I hope this email kills us both
October 29, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I hope this email kills us both
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I am NOT spiritually ready for daylight savings time to end. Fuck a 4 PM sunset.
October 28, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I am NOT spiritually ready for daylight savings time to end. Fuck a 4 PM sunset.
I feel like an idiot that it never even occurred to me that this weekend was when everyone was going out for Halloween… 🫠😂
October 26, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I feel like an idiot that it never even occurred to me that this weekend was when everyone was going out for Halloween… 🫠😂
