Derek G
@derekgee.bsky.social
I’ll do it, but only for the attention.
Someone forgot to tell me about a 12:00 on-camera meeting, so now my lunch is just sitting here collecting dust.
I’m quitting. 🤬
I’m quitting. 🤬
January 14, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Someone forgot to tell me about a 12:00 on-camera meeting, so now my lunch is just sitting here collecting dust.
I’m quitting. 🤬
I’m quitting. 🤬
Something witty about humps. 🍑
January 14, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Something witty about humps. 🍑
Beware of choking hazards. 💪🏼😜
January 14, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Beware of choking hazards. 💪🏼😜
Operation Hockey Butt 🏋🏼♂️
January 10, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Operation Hockey Butt 🏋🏼♂️
Reposted by Derek G
Just dropped my AirPod in the toilet…
The Mondayest Monday keeps on Mondaying.
The Mondayest Monday keeps on Mondaying.
January 6, 2026 at 6:52 AM
Just dropped my AirPod in the toilet…
The Mondayest Monday keeps on Mondaying.
The Mondayest Monday keeps on Mondaying.
Absolutely NEED to get out of these pants.
January 5, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Absolutely NEED to get out of these pants.
My New Year’s resolution is to get tits like Connor Storrie. 🙌🏼
January 5, 2026 at 5:24 AM
My New Year’s resolution is to get tits like Connor Storrie. 🙌🏼
Looking for a hockey player to hug. 💪🏼
January 4, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Looking for a hockey player to hug. 💪🏼
Do not volunteer to drive if you are a bad driver.
Fighting for my life in this back seat.
Fighting for my life in this back seat.
December 31, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Do not volunteer to drive if you are a bad driver.
Fighting for my life in this back seat.
Fighting for my life in this back seat.
Bigger hoe hoe hoe than Martha May Whovier. 😏😘
December 25, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Bigger hoe hoe hoe than Martha May Whovier. 😏😘
Getting ready for hockey season. 🏋🏼♂️😏
December 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Getting ready for hockey season. 🏋🏼♂️😏
If anyone runs into my boss on vacation, be sure to tell him I said to go to hell. 😘
December 20, 2025 at 11:28 PM
If anyone runs into my boss on vacation, be sure to tell him I said to go to hell. 😘
Was randomly singing this song to myself at work and had to stop because I started crying 🥹🤣
December 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Was randomly singing this song to myself at work and had to stop because I started crying 🥹🤣
The owners of our company asking everyone to work the Saturday before Christmas while they’re on vacation is actually offensive…
December 19, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The owners of our company asking everyone to work the Saturday before Christmas while they’re on vacation is actually offensive…
Is not being able to get out of my garage an excuse for missing work? Asking for me.
December 18, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Is not being able to get out of my garage an excuse for missing work? Asking for me.
My new gym is playing Renaissance all the way through; I knew this gym was the right choice. 🙌🏼
December 17, 2025 at 1:30 AM
My new gym is playing Renaissance all the way through; I knew this gym was the right choice. 🙌🏼
I need to stop watching hockey before bed…
December 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I need to stop watching hockey before bed…
Scored that absolute cutest guy’s phone number today. 😏😋
December 15, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Scored that absolute cutest guy’s phone number today. 😏😋
The H is real today. Please send things. 🫠
December 15, 2025 at 4:44 PM
The H is real today. Please send things. 🫠