Derek G
@derekgee.bsky.social
I’ll do it, but only for the attention.
Something witty about humps. 🍑
January 14, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Something witty about humps. 🍑
Beware of choking hazards. 💪🏼😜
January 14, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Beware of choking hazards. 💪🏼😜
Operation Hockey Butt 🏋🏼♂️
January 10, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Operation Hockey Butt 🏋🏼♂️
Looking for a hockey player to hug. 💪🏼
January 4, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Looking for a hockey player to hug. 💪🏼
Bigger hoe hoe hoe than Martha May Whovier. 😏😘
December 25, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Bigger hoe hoe hoe than Martha May Whovier. 😏😘
Getting ready for hockey season. 🏋🏼♂️😏
December 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Getting ready for hockey season. 🏋🏼♂️😏
If anyone runs into my boss on vacation, be sure to tell him I said to go to hell. 😘
December 20, 2025 at 11:28 PM
If anyone runs into my boss on vacation, be sure to tell him I said to go to hell. 😘
Was randomly singing this song to myself at work and had to stop because I started crying 🥹🤣
December 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Was randomly singing this song to myself at work and had to stop because I started crying 🥹🤣
Is not being able to get out of my garage an excuse for missing work? Asking for me.
December 18, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Is not being able to get out of my garage an excuse for missing work? Asking for me.
I need to stop watching hockey before bed…
December 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I need to stop watching hockey before bed…
New gym says no to tripods but yes to doggos. 🙌🏼
December 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM
New gym says no to tripods but yes to doggos. 🙌🏼
Quote this post with your best briefs pic pls and thank u x
Can I do two? 😋
Can I do two? 😋
December 8, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Quote this post with your best briefs pic pls and thank u x
Can I do two? 😋
Can I do two? 😋
Probably one of the best weekends I’ve had in a long time. Thankful to all these cuties for making this move already feel like home. 🥰
December 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Probably one of the best weekends I’ve had in a long time. Thankful to all these cuties for making this move already feel like home. 🥰
December 7, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Happy Saturday from ugly SoCal. 😏✌🏼
December 6, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Happy Saturday from ugly SoCal. 😏✌🏼
But also offensive… 🙄
December 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
But also offensive… 🙄
The fact that my watch can determine this is WILD
December 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The fact that my watch can determine this is WILD
Might need to tinker around with what goes on the table, but I’m actually pretty happy with how my Sunday project turned out. 😊
December 1, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Might need to tinker around with what goes on the table, but I’m actually pretty happy with how my Sunday project turned out. 😊