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@derkbrownie.bsky.social

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music composer 🎶 gamer 👾 & chill person ✌️😛 sound cloud: https://on.soundcloud.com/kYXCGhjd76HBgmeN7 check out my bsky etudes ☺️✌️🎶 23 🏳️‍🌈 (any)

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derk / max @derkbrownie.bsky.social · Mar 28

time for some möth music! 🌲

I saw this möth by @koyamori.bsky.social and thought they should have their own lil waltz 🕺🔥

hope y'all enjoy 🥰 #music #newmusic #classical #waltz #moth #koyamori #watercolor

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derk / max @derkbrownie.bsky.social · 4d

tmw when you are 2 hours early to an event so you give advice on how to set up the event that is not completely set up yet...

yeah... I might be a lil annoying 😅 (tbf, I just said add signs telling people to go to the right floor cuz the invite didn't mention where to meet in the building)

spongebob squarepants is making a peace sign with his hands while standing in a box .

Alt: spongebob squarepants is making a rainbow with the text "annoying" with his hands while standing in a box

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derk / max @derkbrownie.bsky.social · 6d

does anyone have any good tricks for understanding Celsius? asking for a friend 😅✌️

derk / max @derkbrownie.bsky.social · 14d

today's just another one of those days where I just have to accept defeat against my longtime foe

Hat hair 😑

derk / max @derkbrownie.bsky.social · 21d

after about 5 days of moving boxes and large heavy stuff to empty out spaces for my fam, i'm exhausted 😫

next time I see a moving box with stuff I'm going to flee 🏃

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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 25d

The mystery of medical diagnosis!

Anyone: Why are there suddenly so many AHDH diagnoses?
Dr. Jen: Same reason there are suddenly more stars after we built telescopes.

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derk / max @derkbrownie.bsky.social · Sep 24

you know it would be kinda iconic if we had 128 jr vs 128. we'll have to see if that can happen 👀

explore.org @explore.org · Sep 24

We'll see you tomorrow!

derk / max @derkbrownie.bsky.social · Sep 23

wait did I miss this when I voted? how do I get the virtual sticker? 🐻

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derk / max @derkbrownie.bsky.social · Sep 20

however, it seems other people can use their full name & post the wildest/most hateful comment on someone else's content. So my curiosity is partly because I want to know who feels like commenting, but also why those who have the most ID-able comments are incentivized/motivated to comment hate. 2/2

derk / max @derkbrownie.bsky.social · Sep 20

I would love to see a study done on what demographics are more likely to comment on the internet. Personally, I find it hard to post or comment because I draft and draft until it doesn't feel worth it. I also feel the looming pressure of the "internet footprint" coming back to haunt me. 1/2

derk / max @derkbrownie.bsky.social · Sep 9

it's not just you, don't worry, I think they changed smth 🤷

derk / max @derkbrownie.bsky.social · Sep 2

ooh, I love public domain art sources! I could scroll for days...

reminds me of this meme I made with diff pieces from public domain.

girl in a pink skirt holding an old rifle towards people at a lettuce or vegetable stand in a market. text around the image reads "My mummy said if I eat me greens, I'll grow nice and healthy". The word nice has a red line through it.

derk / max @derkbrownie.bsky.social · Aug 30

it's additionally wild if you check to see what advertising topic they fall under. I've seen ones like what you pictured fall under "oil and gas" or "seasonal and holiday" 🫤 so the ads lie to get shown in the first place 😵‍💫

derk / max @derkbrownie.bsky.social · Aug 29

I've noticed lately that most AI ads I get advertise to

-Single men who live alone and have no one to talk to about dreams
-Straight men in a relationship who don't know sports
-Men working out alone
-Fathers betting ice cream on slugs/snails

ig AI isn't for me then 🤷😆

derk / max @derkbrownie.bsky.social · Aug 27

congrats 🎉

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derk / max @derkbrownie.bsky.social · Aug 21

fish! 🐟❤️

derk / max @derkbrownie.bsky.social · Aug 21

how it feels when the serving size on the vitamin gummies is 6 gummies 😜

dog with five used tennis balls visible in its mouth. there are two tennis balls towards the lower front of the dog's mouth, with three other tennis balls farther back and higher in the dog's mouth.

derk / max @derkbrownie.bsky.social · Aug 3

my friend who regularly shares music arrangements with me: hey, wanna see the march I'm arranging?

my brain for some reason: ooh a calendar schedule for the month of March, can't wait to see what she's got planned!!

a cartoon character with a keyhole belt and blue gloves

Alt: a cartoon character from spongebob with a keyhole belt, blue mask, and blue gloves facepalming & dragging their hand partway down their face

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derk / max @derkbrownie.bsky.social · Jul 30

now somehow at 12k+ words and 50 some pages! lol thought it was going to be a short story ig its a novella now 😂

derk / max @derkbrownie.bsky.social · Jul 17

"I asked chatgpt this" "I asked grok that"

I started writing a story three days ago, and it has ~6k words/27 pages! And it's just for my friend's bday present! and I do not consider myself a 'writer' in any capacity! but I persist because there's heart in it ❤️!

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derk / max @derkbrownie.bsky.social · Jul 15

to be so hungry
eating the ground you walk on
caterpillar woes

#caterpillar #butterfly #plant #haiku #nature #swallowtail

derk / max @derkbrownie.bsky.social · Jul 14

I know I haven't posted music in a bit, but I have a different announcement to make...

🥳 I got into Vancouver Film School for Sound Design this fall 🎉

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derk / max @derkbrownie.bsky.social · Jul 10

went to a new store today and gee I never knew that indoor lighting and stark white design could make my eyes feel completely bypassed and a new realm of mild horror

loved the things inside the store just oh boy my eyes

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Amothmans @amothmans.bsky.social · Jun 28

a wizard doing his wizard finger casting with the caption
"OoOoOoOoO self-doubt and self-loathing are over OoOoOoOoO you're capable and worth and sexy OoOoOoOoO"

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derk / max @derkbrownie.bsky.social · Jun 24

I live near frogs who are similarly loud. Although you can kind of pause/interrupt frogs if you walk close enough so they see you 🐸

derk / max @derkbrownie.bsky.social · Jun 23

you know growing up, if I saw a show where they had something called "mixed reality portal" on their computers I would've believed they were living in 21XX

nowadays its "oh my laptop came with some extra stuff I don't use" 🤷